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Old 03-06-2014, 04:26 PM   #1
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Depends: married or single...
Both.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:28 PM   #2
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Both.
Completely different.

Marriage goes in phases. Highs and lows. Better and worse.

Single requires a person (mostly male) to be at the top of their game every at bat...
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:31 PM   #3
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Completely different.

Marriage goes in phases. Highs and lows. Better and worse.

Single requires a person (mostly male) to be at the top of their game every at bat...
Not me.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:25 PM   #4
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I actually wonder how many men put giving their female an orgasm at the top of the list when commencing intercourse.

I do. I think men on average are absurdly shortsighted when it comes to this. The more you give, the more you'll get.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:29 PM   #5
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I do. I think men on average are absurdly shortsighted when it comes to this. The more you give, the more you'll get.
Unfortunately there are men that can't. Thus did we invent the fake. To get you the hell off of us. AAs definition of insanity involves doing something over and over again expecting a different result. The intrinsic nature of a man to fix things is uncomfortable at times. Especially when he sucks.

Appreciate the fake, guys.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:32 PM   #6
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Unfortunately there are men that can't. Thus did we invent the fake. To get you the hell off of us. AAs definition of insanity involves doing something over and over again expecting a different result. The intrinsic nature of a man to fix things is uncomfortable at times. Especially when he sucks.

Appreciate the fake, guys.

No fakes here. If she can't she can't, which can definitely happen from time to time. Faking it merely causes confusion about what works and what doesn't.

Women aren't as easy as men when it comes to orgasm, but trial and error and imagination and understanding certain basic facts (most women can't come from penetration alone), etc., and you can definitely understand causes and effects, and use them to (great) advantage.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:38 PM   #7
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No fakes here. If she can't she can't, which can definitely happen from time to time. Faking it merely causes confusion about what works and what doesn't.

Women aren't as easy as men when it comes to orgasm, but trial and error and imagination and understanding certain basic facts (most women can't come from penetration alone), etc., and you can definitely understand causes and effects, and use them to (great) advantage.
Yeah, that would drive me nuts.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:34 PM   #8
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Appreciate the fake, guys.
And there's the dishonesty women despise.

There are exceptions: you ****ing ruined your foot at work and it's so sore you can't think and yet you relent and....just......whatever....just.....JUST already.

I get that.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:56 PM   #9
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Appreciate the fake, guys.
There is no way you're faking. I know that because your starfish is flexing like a hungry bird's mouth....like a breathing fish..........or like a hungry sarlaaci pit monster about to have some sand people thrown into it.
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Old 03-06-2014, 05:06 PM   #10
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There is no way you're faking. I know that because your starfish is flexing like a hungry bird's mouth....like a breathing fish..........or like a hungry sarlaaci pit monster about to have some sand people thrown into it.
My boyfriend knows that I led a celibate marriage and it led to bad behavior. I believe he subconciously thinks that if he doesn't stuff it in me, someone else will.

He would never ever ever ever ever. ever. say that out loud.
Nor is it true.

And as benetton ad as my ideology is, I've never dated a sand person.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:30 PM   #11
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I do. I think men on average are absurdly shortsighted when it comes to this. The more you give, the more you'll get.
Indeed. Kind of, well, creepy, but my mother actually impressed the importance of the female orgasm upon my brothers and I when we were becoming adolescent. I actually knew guys in high school who weren't even aware that females could have orgasms...
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:26 PM   #12
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Nice guys finish last.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:28 PM   #13
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Nice guys finish last.
Dickheads finish alone, in front of high speed internets...
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Same time, but not every time.
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