Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 25 - wazu versus MagicHef

**Rain Man** · 07-17-2018, 10:28 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Aboard a nuclear submarine 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted).
Starting Distance - 279 feet

wazu

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife

Prep Time - 7 Minutes
Special Factors - None

MagicHef

Main Weapon - Blow gun with 3 curare darts
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 10 Minutes
Special Factors - None

**digger** · 07-17-2018, 11:16 AM

Knife wins the day on this one.

TLO · 07-17-2018, 11:18 AM

Wazu and it isn't even close.

MagicHef · 07-17-2018, 11:22 AM

I'd simply shoot him and then lock myself in a separate compartment. The curare would stop him from breathing within a few minutes, so as long as I can stay away for 5 minutes or so he'll be dead.

MagicHef · 07-17-2018, 11:35 AM

My weapon requires me to hide and wait for wazu. Once I see him and shoot him, I would need to run or lock myself away somewhere. I think I could stay far enough away from a guy who is becoming paralyzed to keep from being stabbed to death.

**Dartgod** · 07-17-2018, 11:37 AM

Weapons don't matter here. Wazu wins by default because Bronco fans are barely smart enough to breathe, let alone fight to the death.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-17-2018, 11:39 AM

I need to know the length of the blowgun before I can make a decision. If MagicHef can hit him and stay away for 15 minutes the curare would take effect and he can beat wazu to death with his own bat or slit his throat

MagicHef · 07-17-2018, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hangin'WithMahomes

I need to know the length of the blowgun before I can make a decision. If MagicHef can hit him and stay away for 15 minutes the curare would take effect and he can beat wazu to death with his own bat or slit his throat

Curare only takes a minute or two, not 15.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-17-2018, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Curare only takes a minute or two, not 15.

If you're injecting it intravenously that is correct. Inasmuch as it's highly unlikely that you'll hit a vein and it will be an intramuscular injection the time of onset would be 15-20 minutes.

**wazu** · 07-17-2018, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hangin'WithMahomes

If you're injecting it intravenously that is correct. Inasmuch as it's highly unlikely that you'll hit a vein and it will be an intramuscular injection the time of onset would be 15-20 minutes.

I’ll only need a few seconds.

Graystoke · 07-17-2018, 01:09 PM

No Semen?

What a tease for Wazu and MagicHef

Sofa King · 07-17-2018, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke

No Semen?

What a tease for Wazu and MagicHef

I’m gonna go ahead and go with this.

Valiant · 07-17-2018, 01:24 PM

Why would magighef have to pursue?

At 279 ft you take other routes and stay out of site lines. Get half way then hide in a cabin or section.

That knife or bat are way more important than a blowgun in this situation where it is not in the open.

If it were a baseball diamond maybe.

**wazu** · 07-17-2018, 01:45 PM

The one thing that is certain is that no matter what, I will close the distance and stab MagicHef to death. Whether he can somehow hit me with a dart or not, that’s happening.

Now, add to that he realistically only gets one shot with a weapon he’s never used. I most likely come away completely unscathed.

MagicHef · 07-17-2018, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu

The one thing that is certain is that no matter what, I will close the distance and stab MagicHef to death. Whether he can somehow hit me with a dart or not, that’s happening.

Now, add to that he realistically only gets one shot with a weapon he’s never used. I most likely come away completely unscathed.

Please. I was the spitwad champion in middle school.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
wazu	33	73.33%
MagicHef	12	26.67%
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07-17-2018, 10:28 AM
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07-17-2018, 11:16 AM	#2
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07-17-2018, 11:18 AM	#3
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07-17-2018, 11:22 AM	#4
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07-17-2018, 11:35 AM	#5
MagicHef The Seated Villain Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $2370247	My weapon requires me to hide and wait for wazu. Once I see him and shoot him, I would need to run or lock myself away somewhere. I think I could stay far enough away from a guy who is becoming paralyzed to keep from being stabbed to death. __________________ With a sack in 61% of his games, SB MVP Von Miller is the most consistent pass rusher in NFL history.
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07-17-2018, 11:37 AM	#6
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7290000	Weapons don't matter here. Wazu wins by default because Bronco fans are barely smart enough to breathe, let alone fight to the death. __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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07-17-2018, 11:39 AM	#7
Hangin'WithMahomes Starter Join Date: Sep 2017 Casino cash: $10000400	I need to know the length of the blowgun before I can make a decision. If MagicHef can hit him and stay away for 15 minutes the curare would take effect and he can beat wazu to death with his own bat or slit his throat
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07-17-2018, 01:09 PM	#11
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07-17-2018, 01:24 PM	#13
Valiant Valiant 'The Thread Killer' Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $6322380	Why would magighef have to pursue? At 279 ft you take other routes and stay out of site lines. Get half way then hide in a cabin or section. That knife or bat are way more important than a blowgun in this situation where it is not in the open. If it were a baseball diamond maybe.
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07-17-2018, 01:45 PM	#14
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $2082295 VARSITY	The one thing that is certain is that no matter what, I will close the distance and stab MagicHef to death. Whether he can somehow hit me with a dart or not, that’s happening. Now, add to that he realistically only gets one shot with a weapon he’s never used. I most likely come away completely unscathed.
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