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05-22-2003, 01:19 PM | #63 |
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One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes. Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw an old, old man approach. This man was old! He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard.
When Jesus asked if he could help, the old man advised him in a shaky voice that he was looking for his son. Jesus wanted to help but didn't think he could as there were millions of people there. "I know I can identify him very easily by the holes in his hands and feet," states the old man. Jesus does a double take and says, "Father?" The old man looks at Jesus and says, "Pinocchio?" |
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05-22-2003, 01:21 PM | #64 |
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05-22-2003, 01:24 PM | #65 | |
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05-22-2003, 01:27 PM | #66 |
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What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby |
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05-22-2003, 01:27 PM | #67 |
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off of it's head.
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05-22-2003, 01:28 PM | #68 |
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05-22-2003, 01:28 PM | #69 | |
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05-22-2003, 01:29 PM | #70 |
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What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
Sticking pins in their eyes. |
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05-22-2003, 01:30 PM | #71 |
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what's the first thing a woman should do after coming home from a battered wife's seminar?
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05-22-2003, 01:32 PM | #74 | |
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05-22-2003, 01:35 PM | #75 | |
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