Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of! - Page 43

Clint in Wichita · 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM

To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.

Next?

In58men · 07-22-2014, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I follow this guy "Racist Randall" on twitter.

Some of the most offensive (and hilarious) jokes and rude remarks are made on his twitter feed. I'll post a few things he's posted:

"What does a black man do after sex?
- Get's out of the shower and goes back to his cell".

"I love my new muslim gf, she just blows me away".

"Black Monopoly"

Black monopoly pic.twitter.com/9LrsD9ws
— Racist Randal (@RacistRandal) December 13, 2012

"Pedro can roof a house in 3 hours. 2 hours have passed and Pedro is about 3/4 of the way finished. How many people can Pedro fit into his car?"

His last tweet

9/2013

Hammock Parties · 06-07-2015, 02:26 PM

The theme for this party is "Dress Like an Emotion." The first guy is wearing a pear costume. The second guy is wearing a dress. And the third guy is butt-naked except for a custard pie around his pecker.

They ring the doorbell. The host opens the door, sizes them up, and says "You guys aren't in theme, so I can't let you in."

The first guy argues, "What are you talkin' about? I'm in despair!"

The host shrugs and lets him in.

The second guy argues, "What are you talkin' about? I'm in distress!"

The host shrugs again and lets him in, too. But, he stops the third guy, who's butt-naked except for the custard pie around his pecker and says, "There's no way you're in theme, so don't even try."

The third guy retorts, "What are you talkin' about? I'm ****ing disgusted!"

Hammock Parties · 06-07-2015, 07:18 PM

Two men want to get drunk, but only have 10 dollars on them. The first guy turns
to his friend and says, "I have an idea! Let's go to the deli and buy a salami."

The friend is confused but goes along with the plan.

They head to the deli, buy the salami and finally head to the bar.

They start drinking beer after beer and before they can pay their tab the first guy places the salami between his legs and says, "Here, suck on the salami and they'll kick us out before we even pay!"

The friend complies and sure enough the two guys are kicked out of the bar.

They laugh and celebrate, the plan was a success! So they continue this routine to one bar, then another, and another.

Each time they were required to pay the tab the first friend took out the salami and the second bobbed his head on it. Immediately getting them removed from the bars premises.

After the last bar hopping the second friend became hungry and said, "Aw man, all these beers have me starving. Where is that salami I want to eat?"

The first friend says, "I don't know man, I lost it after the first bar."

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Clint in Wichita Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of! To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all. My first contribution, heard about a week ago: Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not being reeruned. Next?
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06-07-2015, 02:26 PM	#632
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4690478	The theme for this party is "Dress Like an Emotion." The first guy is wearing a pear costume. The second guy is wearing a dress. And the third guy is butt-naked except for a custard pie around his pecker. They ring the doorbell. The host opens the door, sizes them up, and says "You guys aren't in theme, so I can't let you in." The first guy argues, "What are you talkin' about? I'm in despair!" The host shrugs and lets him in. The second guy argues, "What are you talkin' about? I'm in distress!" The host shrugs again and lets him in, too. But, he stops the third guy, who's butt-naked except for the custard pie around his pecker and says, "There's no way you're in theme, so don't even try." The third guy retorts, "What are you talkin' about? I'm ****ing disgusted!" __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-07-2015, 07:18 PM	#633
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4690478	Two men want to get drunk, but only have 10 dollars on them. The first guy turns to his friend and says, "I have an idea! Let's go to the deli and buy a salami." The friend is confused but goes along with the plan. They head to the deli, buy the salami and finally head to the bar. They start drinking beer after beer and before they can pay their tab the first guy places the salami between his legs and says, "Here, suck on the salami and they'll kick us out before we even pay!" The friend complies and sure enough the two guys are kicked out of the bar. They laugh and celebrate, the plan was a success! So they continue this routine to one bar, then another, and another. Each time they were required to pay the tab the first friend took out the salami and the second bobbed his head on it. Immediately getting them removed from the bars premises. After the last bar hopping the second friend became hungry and said, "Aw man, all these beers have me starving. Where is that salami I want to eat?" The first friend says, "I don't know man, I lost it after the first bar." __________________ Chiefs game films
Posts: 277,966