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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM   Topic Starter
Clint in Wichita Clint in Wichita is offline
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


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Old 05-22-2003, 11:56 AM   #2
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Quit talking about golf, you bastards!
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I think they should hand out fudge at communion...so you can have the body of Christ with or without nuts.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:00 PM   #3
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Damn right as offensive as any I ever heard.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:02 PM   #4
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:06 PM   #5
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:07 PM   #6
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Oh, here's one... Totally tasteless...


How many doctors does it take to screw a legbone into a hip socket?









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Old 11-30-2007, 02:18 PM   #7
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Oh, here's one... Totally tasteless...


How many doctors does it take to screw a legbone into a hip socket?

Given the subject header, there is probably an impending "bullet proof Bronco" joke, but not from me.
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Old 11-30-2007, 02:25 PM   #8
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A small lad walks into his mums bedroom and finds his dad and mum screwing like rabbits, when dad rolls over surprised

small Lad..."what are you guys doing?"

dad .."I'm keeping mum warm, son"

small lad.."mum, whats that between your legs?"

mum.."thats my hedgehog"

small lad..."christ, look at the size of it's pussy!"
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Old 11-30-2007, 02:29 PM   #9
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:10 PM   #10
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What's funnier than a dead baby?




A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:12 PM   #11
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What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?



Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:14 PM   #12
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?



Depends how hard you throw them.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:15 PM   #13
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:31 PM   #14
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Taking off the diapers
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:16 PM   #15
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