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02-01-2015, 09:55 AM | #1 |
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The cheese thread reminded me of the following poem,I read it on a bathroom wall when I was but a young lad...
If you want to shit at ease put your elbows on your knees then you very gently squeeze till it comes out like rotten cheese
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4 capsules of psyllium fiber a day, between 6-12 Natty lights, and I'm as regular as Robert Downey Jr. and rehab...
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02-01-2015, 11:42 AM | #3 |
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02-01-2015, 02:04 PM | #4 |
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Got tired of the small toilet...2 flusher.. Went to Home Depot and talked to the toilet guy. I explained what I wanted and he showed me a video of one of their toilets that flushed about a dozen golf balls. That sold me.
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02-01-2015, 02:11 PM | #5 |
sorta mod-ish
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05-04-2015, 09:00 PM | #6 |
Life is changing..
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About to head in now, let you know how it turns out.
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05-04-2015, 09:15 PM | #7 |
Life is changing..
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05-04-2015, 09:28 PM | #8 |
Mod Team
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05-04-2015, 09:16 PM | #9 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Same here. I'll let you know.
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05-04-2015, 09:18 PM | #10 |
Consuming CP souls
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Had a no poop weekend
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05-04-2015, 09:24 PM | #11 |
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On the phone now. Had to grunt out a kick start but it's going like a charm. A little gassy. I got a habanero flavored Slim Jim from 7/11 earlier. Probably a mistake but it was really good. Surprisingly not giving me the greasy shits. Just gas. Girth and weight acceptable. Nice consistency. Good length. Not overly stinky.
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05-04-2015, 09:26 PM | #12 |
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It was a touch clingy. Going to have to wipe more than I care to. Will definitely wash my hands very thoroughly afterwards.
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05-04-2015, 09:36 PM | #13 |
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I only poop in people's beards.
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05-04-2015, 09:37 PM | #14 |
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Clearly this was a mistake. I did not realize how much gas I had stored in my bowels. After a while I just sounded like one of those sad party balloons when you untie them. The smell of the bowel movement wasn't especially bad but the farts were horrendous. And I got a little of the rimfire, which was unpleasant. I tend to eat more healthy foods heading into the Summer because I crave high fiber, high moisture, low fat and low sugar when it warms up. I should probably stay out of the 7/11. |
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08-30-2015, 12:41 PM | #15 |
Life is changing..
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Antibiotics working a number on my stomach. Liquid hot poops.
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