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Old 02-01-2015, 09:55 AM   #1
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The cheese thread reminded me of the following poem,I read it on a bathroom wall when I was but a young lad...

If you want to shit at ease
put your elbows on your knees
then you very gently squeeze
till it comes out like rotten cheese
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Old 02-01-2015, 10:12 AM   #2
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Old 02-01-2015, 11:42 AM   #3
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Old 02-01-2015, 02:04 PM   #4
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Got tired of the small toilet...2 flusher.. Went to Home Depot and talked to the toilet guy. I explained what I wanted and he showed me a video of one of their toilets that flushed about a dozen golf balls. That sold me.
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Old 02-01-2015, 02:11 PM   #5
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:00 PM   #6
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:15 PM   #7
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:28 PM   #8
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:16 PM   #9
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:18 PM   #10
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:24 PM   #11
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On the phone now. Had to grunt out a kick start but it's going like a charm. A little gassy. I got a habanero flavored Slim Jim from 7/11 earlier. Probably a mistake but it was really good. Surprisingly not giving me the greasy shits. Just gas. Girth and weight acceptable. Nice consistency. Good length. Not overly stinky.
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:26 PM   #12
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It was a touch clingy. Going to have to wipe more than I care to. Will definitely wash my hands very thoroughly afterwards.
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:36 PM   #13
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:37 PM   #14
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Clearly this was a mistake. I did not realize how much gas I had stored in my bowels. After a while I just sounded like one of those sad party balloons when you untie them. The smell of the bowel movement wasn't especially bad but the farts were horrendous. And I got a little of the rimfire, which was unpleasant. I tend to eat more healthy foods heading into the Summer because I crave high fiber, high moisture, low fat and low sugar when it warms up. I should probably stay out of the 7/11.
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Old 08-30-2015, 12:41 PM   #15
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