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03-06-2015, 10:18 AM | #2371 |
MY LITTLE #15
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03-06-2015, 12:08 PM | #2372 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Bring flowers and tell her baby we're skipping dinner so stretch out your hamstrings cause we're gonna 69 each other's butts! And look her in the eye and say it like you mean it for crying out loud you big pussy
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03-06-2015, 12:09 PM | #2373 |
"You like to drink?"
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03-06-2015, 12:13 PM | #2374 |
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I'm sorry. I'll rephrase for the people that are just hanging onto life until they reach the exit.
Not wanting to get hurt shouldn't be a good enough reason not to try.
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03-06-2015, 12:18 PM | #2375 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Clay getting his tubes tied... Holy shit that makes me feel old. Seems like yesterday we were all giving you grief about getting your cherry popped. Where has all the time gone?
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03-06-2015, 03:38 PM | #2376 |
Better than Nelson
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Great. So he killed ENDelt instead. Thanks.
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03-06-2015, 03:54 PM | #2377 | |
"You like to drink?"
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I'mma find a way to make millions of dollars and when I get dat cheddar, I'mma blow it in creatively irresponsible ways.
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03-06-2015, 04:14 PM | #2378 |
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No I won't tell you what I had to do to prevent that but as of today he's still alive and you can't find him publicly talking shit about me.
Can't say that for all my exes
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03-07-2015, 03:14 PM | #2379 |
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I know none of y'all want to hear advice from and old married guy, but here's some wise words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA5509mcQd8 |
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03-07-2015, 03:16 PM | #2380 |
I'll be back.
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Sorry, no one wants to hear advice from an old married guy.
In fact if you tried to date in modern times with tinder and match and every woman having literally hundreds of options you'd ****ing cry yourself to sleep.
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03-07-2015, 03:19 PM | #2382 |
I'll be back.
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It's 70 here today and I am horny. Spring! My loins yearn for release!
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03-07-2015, 03:24 PM | #2383 |
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03-07-2015, 03:35 PM | #2385 |
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