Funny Stuff Clays theme song

Coochie liquor · 09-15-2014, 05:11 AM

As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind.
So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS.
And of course the lyrics are NSFW.

Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth.
Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats.

He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay
For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way.
He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees.
Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day.
He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid....

Eleazar · 09-15-2014, 05:17 AM

Rudy tossed tigger's salad · 09-15-2014, 05:22 AM

addiction is hard

Coochie liquor · 09-15-2014, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss

addiction is hard

Don't worry, keep your head up. You can overcome you addiction. I have faith in you (not really)

bigjosh · 09-15-2014, 05:59 AM

Sandy Vagina · 09-15-2014, 06:04 AM

He is pathetic and annoying at times.. but don't hate him.. just pity him. He seems like a lonely head-case, and his character is that of a quitting, disgruntled child.

You just have to feel sorry for people like that.. and hope that one day, they will seek help.

Dinny Bossa Nova · 09-15-2014, 06:09 AM

Damn, Cooch.

You gonna take that shit, GoChiefs?

Dinny

BigCatDaddy · 09-15-2014, 06:16 AM

It appears someone stayed up all night on a meth binge.

Coochie liquor · 09-15-2014, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

It appears someone stayed up all night on a meth binge.

If only.... Sounds like a party!! Although I just burn trees, and drink alcohol. And I can literally parody a song in 10 min or less.

Simply Red · 09-15-2014, 07:30 AM

He wants to be mecca SOOO bad.

TLO · 09-15-2014, 08:25 AM

Everytime someone makes a thread about Clay, he pees a little.

Dinny Bossa Nova · 09-15-2014, 08:35 AM

SR, you are the top 5 planeteers that I would most like to meet. The next in line is #6.

You seem to be a nice, all-around swell interesting cat. (no homo)

Open invitation to a big lunch smokeout stands. Hopefully you can include a Springtown sojourn into a Chiefs game experience/road trip. I hope you don't like ketchup on anything, that kind of thing is generally not received too well around here. In your case, however, exceptions will be made.

Dinny

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-15-2014, 08:35 AM

He's in your head, Fred.

Sandy Vagina · 09-15-2014, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 505 Chief

He's in your head, Fred.

and the easy money is, he's in YOUR bed.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-15-2014, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

and the easy money is, he's in YOUR bed.

Pics or did not happen.

09-15-2014, 05:11 AM
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Free Vybz Kartel Casino cash: $2632394	Clays theme song As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind. So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS. And of course the lyrics are NSFW. Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth. Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats. He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way. He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees. Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day. He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid....
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Dinny Bossa Nova MVP Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $9990442	SR, you are the top 5 planeteers that I would most like to meet. The next in line is #6. You seem to be a nice, all-around swell interesting cat. (no homo) Open invitation to a big lunch smokeout stands. Hopefully you can include a Springtown sojourn into a Chiefs game experience/road trip. I hope you don't like ketchup on anything, that kind of thing is generally not received too well around here. In your case, however, exceptions will be made. Dinny
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