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03-06-2013, 06:29 PM | #1 |
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Motorists stopped and asked him what was wrong and he told them. They obviously assumed he was mentally ill, because they thought he was lyin'
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03-06-2013, 07:25 PM | #2 |
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Ban assault lions
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03-06-2013, 07:38 PM | #3 |
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Circle of life...
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03-06-2013, 07:50 PM | #4 |
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She was his mane squeeze.
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03-06-2013, 08:54 PM | #5 |
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...that sounds like a roaring good time.
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03-06-2013, 09:36 PM | #6 |
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"Hey, she screamed out something earlier. Sure sounded like 'Eat me' to me. You're aware that, due to instinct, I can't be held accountable for the events that followed, right?"
You'll have to suspend your disbelief in the speech capabilities of wild African lions in order to buy this one. |
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03-06-2013, 09:47 PM | #7 |
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That's crazy!
Getting mauled to death by a lion whilst having sex, (edit: not with the lion), is last on my bucket list. |
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03-06-2013, 09:51 PM | #8 |
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03-06-2013, 09:53 PM | #9 |
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03-06-2013, 10:13 PM | #11 |
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There was a lion attack today in Cali. Not many details. Alittle disappointed this wasn't the same story. Or is it some international wildcat nookie day?
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03-07-2013, 01:05 AM | #12 |
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No one is having "safe sex" in a bush. Let's be real.
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03-07-2013, 01:08 AM | #13 |
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would you have saved her or just run away like a coward?
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03-07-2013, 09:42 AM | #14 |
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I would have yelled out a heart-felt THANK YOU as I was running away like a coward.
Seriously, it's a lion, and you're unarmed and naked. No need to be the sub-Saharan Timothy Treadwell if your girlfriend decided to take one for the team. |
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03-07-2013, 11:08 AM | #15 |
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"you can't hide your lion eyes" eagles.
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