Safe Space: Brag about yourself or a family member

[IA_Chiefs_fan]

I'll start. A while back a friend's small business was struggling and it's his family's primary income. It was headed nowhere good so I kind of stuck my nose where it didn't really belong, which he resented at first. I was kind but blunt and talked through the situation with him. We came up with an action plan and he's been implementing it. It's already paying off and I think his business has a very bright future now. If I'd waited a couple more months it might have been too late. He now appreciates that I stuck my nose where it didn't belong. It feels amazing to know I helped someone I care about save their livelihood. I'm a dumbass with a lot of things but small business is one thing in pretty good at.

Also, I don't normally like to brag about this but my giant cock makes Chris Jones little dick look like a clit.

Now let's hear about your expensive lunches, kind things you did for others, how your Vornada DG knockoff fan blew the kick wide right, how many inches you can take before gagging, how great of an athlete your kid is, or whatever the **** you want to brag about.

[neech]

Originally Posted by Rausch

Who is "they."

The taxpayers of course, but the term Government helps to disguise that fact.

[neech]

Originally Posted by Chief Ten Beers

I once banged a local judges daughter in his den on a friday night, and appeared before him in court on monday

Are you being serious Easy 6?

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by neech

Are you being serious Easy 6?

Damn straight

[neech]

Originally Posted by Chief Ten Beers

Damn straight

Oh, well that's cool.

What were you in court for and are you still wearing shackles?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by Chief Ten Beers

I once banged a local judges daughter in his den on a friday night, and appeared before him in court on monday

Hopefully you put a bastard up in there

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by neech

Oh, well that's cool.

What were you in court for and are you still wearing shackles?

Public intoxication by a minor

Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brioni

Hopefully you put a bastard up in there

No babies, but the old buzzard was home in bed when it happened

[Spott]

None of them have frozen in my backyard….yet.

[LagunaSWana]

Originally Posted by Chief Ten Beers

I once banged a local judges daughter in his den on a friday night, and appeared before him in court on monday

I once banged a co-worker on my first day in the office...in her cubical. I banged her roommate a few months later.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by LagunaSWana

I once banged a co-worker on my first day in the office...in her cubical. I banged her roommate a few months later.

Niiice

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by LagunaSWana

I once banged a co-worker on my first day in the office...in her cubical. I banged her roommate a few months later.

Suuuuure you did "Pittsie"

[LagunaSWana]

Originally Posted by Chief Ten Beers

Niiice

She had rug burns on her face the next morning.

[Rausch]

My nephew was dominating some kid on the mat and somehow while pinning him in a cradle managed to teabag him at the same time.

The pics reminded me of those "Owned" memes from 10 years ago. When I get a copy from my brother it may become my desktop at work...

[SurroundedByMorons]

I happen to have a growing number of grown ass men that are so obsessed with me on CP that they downvote my posts out of spite. So yeah, I am kind of a big deal.

Oh, and huge penis and $200 lunches on the reg if I am not busy showing our WRs how to run a 4.2 40

[Graystoke]

Originally Posted by SurroundedByMorons

I happen to have a growing number of grown ass men that are so obsessed with me on CP that they downvote my posts out of spite. So yeah, I am kind of a big deal.

Oh, and huge penis and $200 lunches on the reg if I am not busy showing our WRs how to run a 4.2 40

Not to brag but I just downvoted this

[Superbowltrashcan]

Well here goes,

Offspring #1: Graduated HS #17 in her class of 650+. No debt after college due to soccer, academic scholarships, and repay years teaching that covered the rest. Now she works for Intel doing education related things. Not sure exactly what but she already earns more than I did my last year of teaching high school before retiring. Just texted me this morning, flying back from a London business trip. Wedding paid for and grandchild produced!

Offspring #2: Graduated #1 in her class of 700+. Received a full ride from U of A in Fayetteville and graduated top in her class with a degree in Chemistry. Full ride awarded at CalTech where she finished up her PhD in Chemistry. Relocated to Chicago in June with her fiancé and is doing a Post Doc position through Northwestern, also funded by the Chicago Museum. She goes to various locations and does analysis of pieces of art needing touch up/restoration. Lots of trips to Europe, some state side. In fact she just got back from Cincinnati. And yes they took her group out one night for chili. She said it was like someone in college was at the end of the semester and just threw everything left in a meal. She thought she could avoid it since she doesn’t eat meat but they had a vegetarian version on the menu. If they go back she is going to be “intermittent fasting”….

Offspring #3 and #4: works in progress but trending towards similar outcomes. Fingers crossed…