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Old 01-08-2013, 10:38 AM   #1
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This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

That's my PSA from: a guy who doesn't know shit about plowing
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:46 AM   #2
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This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

That's my PSA from: a guy who doesn't know shit about plowing
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! /Dom
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:46 AM   #3
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This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

That's my PSA from: a guy who doesn't know shit about plowing
Seriously dude? Dumping the baby batter?
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:14 AM   #4
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Seriously dude? Dumping the baby batter?
I don't just "dump it". Makes for some really good pancakes or belgian waffles
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:51 AM   #5
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:58 AM   #6
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:03 AM   #7
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:13 AM   #8
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That's AJ's mom in the middle.

Also his girlfriend is going to have a horse-face in 10 years. This makes me feel better about myself.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:16 AM   #9
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That's AJ's mom in the middle.

Also his girlfriend is going to have a horse-face in 10 years. This makes me feel better about myself.
Mom’s puppies are about to jump the fence.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:32 AM   #10
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Mom’s puppies are about to jump the fence.
let's see if we can get her twitter numbers up!
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:19 AM   #11
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I would die if my mother (God rest her soul) had ever gone out in public like that.

Having said that...damn...
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:30 AM   #12
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:03 PM   #13
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:35 AM   #14
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