Psycho ex-stories - Page 13

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

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DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Men that have good sex don't ruin it over ice cream.

Trust me.

A. I didn't ruin shit. SHE flipped out, not me. I made one snide comment, then tried to avoid further strife by suggesting we should call it an evening.

B. I'll have more sex. I'm not worried.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

So what you're saying is, you are also insane.

Over ice cream? Give me a break.

I'm a fan of giving what I get.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

A. I didn't ruin shit. SHE flipped out, not me. I made one snide comment, then tried to avoid further strife by suggesting we should call it an evening.

B. I'll have more sex. I'm not worried.

Then you stalked her to the bathroom because you were worried about your toothbrush.

Right. She's the psycho one.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

So what you're saying is, you are also insane.

Over ice cream? Give me a break.

It seems that she didn't freak out over the ice cream, but the fact that you decided to end the evening over it.

Is that the case?

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Perhaps not for you.

Her reaction might seem to be a little less "psycho" if you'd look at it from her perspective, though.

It should also be mentioned that I offered to give her the whole carton of ice cream and everything edible in my apartment.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Then you stalked her to the bathroom because you were worried about your toothbrush.

Right. She's the psycho one.

She could have dropped it in the toilet! I don't want to brush my teeth with a shitty toothbrush. That's not psycho, that's hygienic.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

It should also be mentioned that I offered to give her the whole carton of ice cream and everything edible in my apartment.

Maybe you should stop trying to buy affection and work on your mood swings.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

It seems that she didn't freak out over the ice cream, but the fact that you decided to end the evening over it.

Is that the case?

No, she specifically kept referencing the ice cream and saying she can't believe how selfish I am. It was about this supposed selfishness, which I tried to explain is a manifestation of my bad mood.

What shocks me is this. I admitted to being in a bad mood. I made arude comment about the ice cream. I tried to avoid further rudeness on my part by taking her home. Who ends a relationship over ICE CREAM?

The point is, it's for the best. I could tell far worse stories about her. Things that would have sent other men sprinting the other way, but I am forgiving and I wanted to give her a chance. Better this happened now than 2 years from now when we're married with kids.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Maybe you should stop trying to buy affection and work on your mood swings.

You don't know what the hell you're talking about.

I get in bad moods once maybe every 3 months. I had her affection before I bought that shit. It was no big deal to buy someone something they wanted as a Christmas gift.

Apparently someone is angry with men in general today.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 06:26 PM

lol. You're so full of shit. You didn't ask to take her home. You didn't suggest it. You told her. Right after yelling at her about ice cream. You said. **** your plans. **** if you want to be here. I can't deal with life so I don't want to deal with you.

If this girl was so crazy that other men would run from her. Why the hell are you buying her stuff after a month? Why were you with her? haahahahahah You sweet sweet self sacrificing man. I see sainthood in your future.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

No, she specifically kept referencing the ice cream and saying she can't believe how selfish I am. It was about this supposed selfishness, which I tried to explain is a manifestation of my bad mood.

What shocks me is this. I admitted to being in a bad mood. I made arude comment about the ice cream. I tried to avoid further rudeness on my part by taking her home. Who ends a relationship over ICE CREAM?

The point is, it's for the best. I could tell far worse stories about her. Things that would have sent other men sprinting the other way, but I am forgiving and I wanted to give her a chance. Better this happened now than 2 years from now when we're married with kids.

Just because she kept referring to the ice cream does not mean that she was freaking over it. I seems obvious that she was freaking that you'd end your evening over something so trivial; hence, her anger.

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Then you stalked her to the bathroom because you were worried about your toothbrush.

Right. She's the psycho one.

Uhm, it was HIS bathroom she locked herself in, in a very emotional state. What was he supposed to do, go sit down with the ice cream and finish the movie like nothing had taken place?

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

Who ends a relationship over ICE CREAM?

You, apparently.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

Uhm, it was HIS bathroom she locked herself in, in a very emotional state. What was he supposed to do, go sit down with the ice cream and finish the movie like nothing had taken place?

Bingo.

A woman that wants to talk doesn't lock herself in the bathroom.
A smart man would just leave her the hell alone.
Especially one that wanted to be alone in the first place.

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

lol. You're so full of shit. You didn't ask to take her home. You didn't suggest it. You told her. Right after yelling at her about ice cream. You said. **** your plans. **** if you want to be here. I can't deal with life so I don't want to deal with you.

God knows women are NEVER demanding or unreasonable when they are in a bad mood.....

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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01-17-2006, 06:26 PM	#190
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2750351	lol. You're so full of shit. You didn't ask to take her home. You didn't suggest it. You told her. Right after yelling at her about ice cream. You said. ** your plans. ** if you want to be here. I can't deal with life so I don't want to deal with you. If this girl was so crazy that other men would run from her. Why the hell are you buying her stuff after a month? Why were you with her? haahahahahah You sweet sweet self sacrificing man. I see sainthood in your future. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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