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**Easy 6** · 11-06-2014, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie

This is bizarre. Simply bizarre.

Didnt want this, but three to four people that dont like me here a LOT decided to make it personal.

**doomy3** · 11-06-2014, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Didnt want this, but three to four people that dont like me here a LOT decided to make it personal.

Are you counting me in that group for some reason? I honestly don't even know who the hell you are.

You may really want to get some help. Or don't. Whatever.

cosmo20002 · 11-06-2014, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Didnt want this, but three to four people that dont like me here a LOT decided to make it personal.

Link?

Katipan · 11-06-2014, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues

I wish rico was here to explain to everyone why this is funny. Since he is not, I'll give it my best try.

Have any of you ever left the toilet seat up and your significant other goes in and sits down without checking? Well what happens is, is that she sits down on the commode, the seat is up, and her butt cheeks go down into the water in the bowl. The water in there is wet and very cold. Women get real mad about that and holler at you for not putting the seat back down after you pee.

This girl in the video looks like she would really get mad and holler a lot about something like that. Get it?

Having typed all that....

WHAT'S THE SCORE???

WHAT INNING IS IT????

HAVE YOU SEEN THE BRIDGE???

Dinny

This doesn't really happen. It's like the pillow fights at sleep overs.

The worse that happens is maybe the backs of thighs hit the rim of the toilet, which is gross enough when you live with men and why I clean bathrooms every day. I guess if you have a bigger bottom you can get an all around touch with the rim which would just be horrific.

The reason you guys should put it down is because you aren't the best aimers. So when the seat goes back down onto the peed upon rim, pee is transfered. When we have to then lower the seat, we have strange fears that we'll touch pee and probably spiders.

We just don't really want to admit that that is the problem. So we say we fall in. Some of us say it.

None of which is applicable when we're drunk.

**doomy3** · 11-06-2014, 11:09 PM

Katipan, you seem like a rational person.

Do you think that this Easy 6 guy is acting like a reasonable person in this thread?

**Baby Lee** · 11-06-2014, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I bet that chick gives some mighty dome.

DSLs all day!!!

**Easy 6** · 11-06-2014, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by doomy3

Are you counting me in that group for some reason? I honestly don't even know who the hell you are.

You may really want to get some help. Or don't. Whatever.

Right, so no big argument there... atleast we've got that clear.

How long were you in, was it just petty drug dealing or did you hurt someone for your money? Did any kids or family lose out while you were in, pretty hard on them was it?

booger · 11-06-2014, 11:13 PM

I peed on a big ol spider once. Then wiped a booger on his web

Katipan · 11-06-2014, 11:14 PM

You know how there are people that stare at car accidents? I'm always like, **** this shit, I don't want to be a witness. Plus, then they slow down and I really don't have time for that.

**doomy3** · 11-06-2014, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

You know how there are people that stare at car accidents? I'm always like, **** this shit, I don't want to be a witness. Plus, then they slow down and I really don't have time for that.

See, I'm so bad about slowing down and staring at the accidents. I can't help it.

booger · 11-06-2014, 11:17 PM

I peed on a hooker once too. She just got stung by a jellyfish though

**wazu** · 11-06-2014, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Right, so no big argument there... atleast we've got that clear.

How long were you in, was it just petty drug dealing or did you hurt someone for your money? Did any kids or family lose out while you were in, pretty hard on them was it?

Katipan · 11-06-2014, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by doomy3

See, I'm so bad about slowing down and staring at the accidents. I can't help it.

Don't get me wrong, a trainwreck is a trainwreck, and it's hard to look away from all the twisted-mangled-bloody steel shrapnel. But swear to God someday ChiefsPlanet is going to be referred to on CNN as friends of the deceased.

**doomy3** · 11-06-2014, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Don't get me wrong, a trainwreck is a trainwreck, and it's hard to look away from all the twisted mangled bloody steel shrapnel. But swear to God someday ChiefsPlanet is going to be referred to on CNN as friends of the deceased.

Well, I just hope they have CNN at the minimum security prison that I apparently frequent whenever that happens.

Katipan · 11-06-2014, 11:23 PM

You don't really care what he says. Do you? Besides, it would be really neat if we could extend our influence into the prison system.

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11-06-2014, 11:14 PM	#129
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2310351	You know how there are people that stare at car accidents? I'm always like, **** this shit, I don't want to be a witness. Plus, then they slow down and I really don't have time for that. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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11-06-2014, 11:17 PM	#131
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $938550	I peed on a hooker once too. She just got stung by a jellyfish though __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,512

11-06-2014, 11:23 PM	#135
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2310351	You don't really care what he says. Do you? Besides, it would be really neat if we could extend our influence into the prison system. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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