Birthday Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here. - Page 9

**Rain Man** · 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM

Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.

Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.

**Rain Man** · 09-15-2016, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

With MCF's intelligence and looks he hasn't done much with it in the wealth department. He seems lazy and unmotivated. He can't even afford a beach front home despite the advantages given to him. Odds would suggest there are uglier and/or less intelligent people with a much nicer place to live than MCF.

Gender Female
Intelligence 74
Appearance 37
Wealth 85
Nation Indonesia
Region Jombang
Population 1,202,407

The good news is that you will live on a tropical island. The bad news is that it's the incredibly densely populated island of Java. However, you're bright and make good money so you live in a nice place. You just don't date a lot.

I'm guessing that you own your own home in a cool neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/@-7.5454...7i13312!8i6656

**Fire Me Boy!** · 09-15-2016, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Today is apparently our day to catch up on China.

Gender Male
Intelligence 50
Appearance 58
Wealth 7
Nation China
Region Neijiang
Population 4,194,004

Some poor people in Neijiang live in places like this, but you may actually be homeless.

I think nut will start a wildly popular GoFundMe and end up with wealth around 98. Or he'll start a wildly unpopular GoFundMe and actually lose money.

**gblowfish** · 09-15-2016, 11:01 AM

I'm pretty sure I was an otter in a previous life.

MagicHef · 09-15-2016, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

That may be an inadvertent impact. Actually, I think it's interesting to look at life in these other places. One of my theories is that a lot of third world countries may not be as bad as we think, per magichef's lemonade that he's finding in central India. We'll see how it turns out.

Well, in central India you're either the dog or you're the bloated, waterlogged carcass.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/vi...footage/607-92

**Rain Man** · 09-15-2016, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

Well, in central India you're either the dog or you're the bloated, waterlogged carcass.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/vi...footage/607-92

I went to central India once and did a "sunrise boat ride on the Ganges" where we were rowed around on a small dinghy in incredibly polluted water by a child laborer. A human body floated up and bumped a similar boat that was near us, much to the excitement of all.

MagicHef · 09-15-2016, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I went to central India once and did a "sunrise boat ride on the Ganges" where we were rowed around on a small dinghy in incredibly polluted water by a child laborer. A human body floated up and bumped a similar boat that was near us, much to the excitement of all.

I wonder if it was someone I knew.

mr. tegu · 09-15-2016, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

GenderFemale
Intelligence74
Appearance37
Wealth85
Nation Indonesia
RegionJombang
Population1,202,407

The good news is that you will live on a tropical island. The bad news is that it's the incredibly densely populated island of Java. However, you're bright and make good money so you live in a nice place. You just don't date a lot.

I'm guessing that you own your own home in a cool neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/@-7.5454...7i13312!8i6656

That's not too bad at all. I can probably buy a boat and go island hopping.

**Rain Man** · 09-16-2016, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Is this simulation run on a normalized distribution for wealth and appearance? Is the region weighted by population? Tell me about this system.

Nighfyre has questions, and he'll have even more when he's a genius beggar who is pondering her own existence and selling her body for food. But isn't Shahjanpur a great name for a city?

Gender Female
Intelligence 99
Appearance 72
Wealth 7
Nation India
Region Shahjahanpur
Population 3,006,538

I'm guessing that you'll live in this neighborhood.

DJ's left nut · 09-16-2016, 10:16 AM

**Rain Man** · 09-16-2016, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Pointer19

Me! :P

The downside is that you have no social assets at all in your next life. You're not bright, you're remarkably unattractive, and you're desperately poor in a country that treats women horribly. But the good news is that the architecture is amazing where you live.

Gender Female
Intelligence 33
Appearance 15
Wealth 5
Nation Egypt
Region Giza
Population 7,585,115

You probably live here:

But check out those pyramids. It's almost worth it.

DJ's left nut · 09-16-2016, 10:22 AM

Wow....things are actually going downhill. Dumb, ugly and poor in a third world country that's been in year 6 of some kind of quasi-civil war (I guess with ISIS, but maybe not? I'm confused these days).

In either event, this has to be the worst draw yet, right? At least it's some schmuck I've never heard of. And she might be ugly enough to merely get beheaded rather than raped daily. So yeah, Pointer will probably be dead real soon and get another crack at this shortly.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 09-16-2016, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Nighfyre has questions, and he'll have even more when he's a genius beggar who is pondering her own existence and selling her body for food. But isn't Shahjanpur a great name for a city?

Gender Female
Intelligence 99
Appearance 72
Wealth 7
Nation India
Region Shahjahanpur
Population 3,006,538

I'm guessing that you'll live in this neighborhood.

With smarts like that and above average appearance, she'll get out.

**Rain Man** · 09-16-2016, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alanm

Ok I'm in. Hopefully I'm not reincarnated as a bomber pilot lost in a time warp.

I would never do that to someone.

You're a middle class woman in the far suburbs of Seoul who would be living the good life if only you could lose about 80 pounds.

Gender Female
Intelligence 64
Appearance 12
Wealth 55
Nation South Korea
Region Gyeonggi
Population 12,239,862

I suspect you have a nice apartment in one of the big suburban high rises.

mr. tegu · 09-16-2016, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

With smarts like that and above average appearance, she'll get out.

Yeah that's just what I was thinking. The looks alone could go a long ways and with that intelligence it just takes one oppurtunity to turn ot all around. She could also manipulate anyone she wants most likely if needed to try to get ahead.

**Rain Man** · 09-16-2016, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

With smarts like that and above average appearance, she'll get out.

I don't know. She's definitely got some huge assets, but in India she might be an untouchable, which means she'll never get an opportunity. But I'm rooting for her, and society would be better off if she thrived.

09-12-2016, 03:13 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2818491 VARSITY	Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here. Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy. I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you: Gender: (Male or Female) Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top Nation of Future Birth Region of Future Birth Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it) All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents. Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it. So sign up below and we'll do the first three today. Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.
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09-16-2016, 10:22 AM	#131
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $2509099	Wow....things are actually going downhill. Dumb, ugly and poor in a third world country that's been in year 6 of some kind of quasi-civil war (I guess with ISIS, but maybe not? I'm confused these days). In either event, this has to be the worst draw yet, right? At least it's some schmuck I've never heard of. And she might be ugly enough to merely get beheaded rather than raped daily. So yeah, Pointer will probably be dead real soon and get another crack at this shortly. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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