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Old 12-19-2014, 09:19 PM  
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Help me become a country person

Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.

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Old 12-20-2014, 12:06 AM   #106
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" Help me become a country person"

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Old 12-20-2014, 12:08 AM   #107
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We're trying to ease him in to female country artists. Allowances will have to be made and rules will have to be disregarded.
Emmy ain't the hippy I'm talkin' bout, John Fogerty is.

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Old 12-20-2014, 12:12 AM   #108
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Emmy ain't the hippy I'm talkin' bout, John Fogerty is.

Sure, but at least he pretended to be from the South.
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Old 12-20-2014, 12:23 AM   #109
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Sure, but at least he pretended to be from the South.
Just giving him a hard time. It's a toss up between CCR and ZZ Top as my Pops' all time favorite bands, so I've heard my share.

MoF, I'd say the first . . . ~500x? . . . I heard Lodi, was off the Green River LP bought new by Pops' before I was born.
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Old 12-20-2014, 12:26 AM   #110
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Old 12-20-2014, 12:29 AM   #111
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Old 12-20-2014, 12:34 AM   #112
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Maybe my all time favorite country duets. RIP Gram.

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Old 12-20-2014, 12:50 AM   #113
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Old 12-20-2014, 12:51 AM   #114
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Maybe my all time favorite country duets. RIP Gram.

Never was a fan of that song but that is the only decent version... I much prefer this

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Old 12-20-2014, 07:55 AM   #115
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well, if you can shoot any of the above mentioned in the country (outside city limits) that would be a good first step. Have you purchased a cowboy hat and boots ?
No bib overalls. And no more using belts, cut a piece of rope and you're good.
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Old 12-20-2014, 08:59 AM   #116
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Heh that reminds me of Donna Douglas.

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Old 12-20-2014, 09:03 AM   #117
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Country people don't drive Tundras.


Ford, Dodge, or Chevy. Preferably an old, beat-up piece of shit.


Oh, smash your hands with a hammer and slide them across 36 grit sand paper. Country people use their hands for more than picking up their happy hour wine.

Listen to some George Strait.
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Old 12-20-2014, 09:06 AM   #118
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Stop googling Remington 700's. You need to buy a few class III weapons also since you live in Texas. Get something cool like a Thompson or a 50 cal with a silencer. Mac 11's are for city folk so stay away from those.
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Old 12-20-2014, 09:10 AM   #119
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Old 12-20-2014, 09:11 AM   #120
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Stop googling Remington 700's. You need to buy a few class III weapons also since you live in Texas. Get something cool like a Thompson or a 50 cal with a silencer. Mac 11's are for city folk so stay away from those.
This.

And when Hog says "A few", he means that you need to purchase a 72 gun safe and completely fill it with AR-15s, 10's, a BMG, etc.
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