What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

[FishingRod]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I enjoyed that story, even if I don't know what a meat log is.

Kid has not fat on him, yet

[DMAC]

Back in my early 20s I went to Cicis. Very soon after eating I got sick to my stomach and went to the bathroom to derrrrr.

Came back and continued eating.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Pennywise

I once drank the urine of a mule to stay alive while crossing the Llano Estacado.

I call BS on this.

[Iconic]

The result of starving whilst being a broke college kid: three McChickens and medium fries

I felt pretty horrible afterwards.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by hometeam

Last night I ate two loaves of french bread slathered in garlic, parmesan, and olive oil. Then downed a big ass bowl of fried green pepper rings with powered sugar, and finished it off with a steak, some pickles, and a couple pieces of different bread.

I had a big poop this morning :X

I'm assuming you meant powdered sugar; and that's ****ing disgusting.

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Canofbier

After eating that shit, I'll bet you were.

You would win that bet.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by FishingRod

Kid has not fat on him, yet

Summer sausage.

That's what most people call it anyhow. Meat log sounds far less appealing.

[beach tribe]

Man, I ate a double burger from steak n shake about an hr ago and feel like total shit right now.

[frankotank]

Originally Posted by Count Zarth

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

............... He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

Mac & Cheese with little smokies is DELICIOUS!

[frankotank]

Originally Posted by blaise

I saw a friend of mine eat a container of chip dip with a spoon. No chips, just a spoon.

this one cracked me up cause.....my bro-in-law....every time he comes to visit he whips up a meal of some sort. he's not a big ole fatty, although he is big....but he CAN cook. so this one time he tells us he's gonna make cheese soup. hmm.....never heard a this.....

it ended up basically being a giant vat of queso with some corn and a few other things in there.....but it was DIP man! he grabbed a bowl and a spoon and went at it. me and my wife were like.......wow!

we opened a bag of chips and went about eating cheese soup in a more appropriate manner.

[frankotank]

Well…..fudge ripple….I wasn’t gonna….cause this will be rather long….but then I read somebody elses post talking about barfing and then coming back and finishing eating so I took it as a sign.

Wall....of....words!

A co-worker (I’ll call him Dave….cause his name is….Dave) drug me over to a Churchs chicken over by Lynwood….glass window was all boarded up and shit. Looked pretty sketchy, but we went in. I ordered whatever and a large coke. That coke musta been a gallon man. Anyways I’d just got my stuff put on my tray and when I turned around to go get a seat I came within inches of running into one of the biggest ladies I’ve ever seen up close and personal. She had to have been at LEAST 6’ 6” and had this humongous Dr. J afro on top of that. She wasn’t all round and fat Albert fat….she had a gut….but she was just BIG! I turned and almost slammed my tray into her belly. I looked up at her (I’m 6’ and she just towered over me) and before I could say I’m sorry she made that…that….puke face. In a split second I knew she was about to barf on me! I JERKED my tray to the side to get out of range and that giant ass coke slid all the way from one side to the other and I somehow managed to not drop it. Now a step away and safe I looked up at her again and she very daintily put her giant index finger up to her lips and said….Oh my DAMN! (this phrase has been an integral part of my lexicon ever since)

I had no response. I headed directly away from her and sat down. If she hadn't held it down...she'da got me man! Dave comes over and I’m telling him about it. He had been ordering and hadn’t seen a thing and he’s cracking up….he’s laughing pretty good. All of a sudden Dr. J just runs down the hallway and slams the bathroom door open and you can clearly hear that she’s barfing. This brutha sitting in the booth next to us stands up, angrily throws the piece of chicken he’d been eating down onto his tray and yells……JUST ALL LOUD LIKE THAT! WITH THE DOOR OPEN! Well this just cracked the both of us up. Dave is just dying laughing. A minute later out comes Dr. J and heads immediately to the counter and begins to order up a bunch of food. A bucket of chicken and I don’t know what all. Damn man….her stomach is empty you know….she hungry! She heads on out into a monsoon rain storm with her goods and we’re still laughing.

To finish off our spectacular lunch, a few minutes later the door opens and in walk this dude with the REDDEST eyes I’ve ever seen on a human being outside of a horror movie. He bypasses all other patrons in the building and walks directly down the aisle to me and Dave (I attribute this possibly to the fact we were the only white folk in there)….he leans over all up close in our faces…..he’s all shaky and ****ed up….he puts his fingers to his lips like he’s got an invisible cigarette and he says…..hey man, either of you dudes got a smoke? I said…no sir. And he turned and walked right back out the door into the monsoon rain. It was at this point I thought Dave was gonna have a heart attack from laughing so hard.

Crazy day at the races…

Yada yada yada….I don’t go to Churches anymore.

[Fish]

In college, I worked at a Pyramid Pizza shop. We were open till 3am on Wed-Sat, to take advantage of the drunk idiots after bar close. We only sold by the slice after midnight, so it usually wasn't too bad. But you always had to put up with drunk idiots.

One night this group of 4-5 guys comes in shortly before close. They were loud and shitfaced. This one big cowboy mofo ends up with a bet that he could down an entire pizza. They ordered enough slices to make a whole pie, and big drunk cowboy starts his work. He must have finished the whole thing in under 10 minutes. Everyone was shocked and mildly impressed. By then, dude looks like he's just going to pass out sitting there in the booth, when he just opens his mouth and releases the flood gates. It was like that blueberry pie eating contest from Stand By Me. Like 2 straight minutes of projectile vomiting everywhere, while sitting there still as a statue. His buddies were covered in puke, the entire booth was painted in puke, and ****er just wouldn't quit. I have no idea how that much chunky liquid came from one person.

I felt pretty bad making the delivery drivers clean it up.

[hometeam]

Originally Posted by penguinz

What impact did this have on your tat?

enlarged it

[hometeam]

Originally Posted by Pablo

I'm assuming you meant powdered sugar; and that's ****ing disgusting.

Oh, yes, I did.

Its the sort of breading you might get on fried eggplant, so sort of whispy.. similar to a fried green tomato but a little sweet.

Here we go~



http://www.yelp.com/biz/murrys-columbia-2

[FishingRod]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Summer sausage.

That's what most people call it anyhow. Meat log sounds far less appealing.

Muuumhum