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Old 10-08-2008, 09:50 AM  
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Have you found Jesus?
In your short time on this planet, have you found Jesus?

Have you completely devoted your life to Christ?

What caused you to turn to prayer and faith and giving Him your life, allowing Him to guide you?


Are you in a better place now after accepting Him as your savior?
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:55 PM   #106
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The boy I currently giggle at the malt shoppe with has the metabolism of a hummingbird. I've never had a boyfriend that could weigh less than me with a good stomach flu. It's kind of annoying. I miss a nice handful of big mac.

That was totally a reference to love handles and not to a penis, penii, or anything phallic.
You...giggle him?
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:56 PM   #107
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You...giggle him?
I'm thinking she misspelled 'gargle'.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:57 PM   #108
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You...giggle him?
6 hours beyond Rausch's beddy time.

OUT on that note...
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:59 PM   #109
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Lets swap. My roomie is cute. Sort of. I so wanna go home. I miss a lot of things about Phoenix. Like brown people, good sushi, and bikini season year around.
Give it a chance Mer. I know you are down with the brown but the white is alright.

You are in Waterloo, it is one of the few towns in Iowa in which you can actually locate some brown people if you try.

As to the weather, at least Iowa has weather. It is 101 frigging degrees here today, 101 on October 8. That is insane. Everything is brown here, the plants the kirt the houses the sky the strip malls EVERYTHING.
The weather NEVER changes. One frigging sunny/smoggy day after the next with no variety ever.

Don't think of the weather as unpredictable, think of it as 'diverse'.
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:35 PM   #110
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I'm thinking she misspelled 'gargle'.
As if I'd engage in that sort of hedonistic debauchery with someone that wasn't a Chiefs fan.
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:40 PM   #111
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:40 PM   #112
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As if I'd engage in that sort of hedonistic debauchery with someone that wasn't a Chiefs fan.


That's the spirit.

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Old 10-08-2008, 04:41 PM   #113
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You are in Waterloo, it is one of the few towns in Iowa in which you can actually locate some brown people if you try.
There are lots of black people in da loo. ****a. The 3 I know by name all sell drugs. I haven't seen one Flip, Chink, or Jap. Hell, I'd take a good Samoan at this point. Totally don't know a good Samoan slur.

And you can drive 2.5 hours and be at the beach in Rocky Point, Mexico. 2 hours for skiiing in a month or so. 4 hours from Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

I drive 4 hours in Iowa and it looks like I never left home.

Woo ****ing hoo!
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:44 PM   #114
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There are lots of black people in da loo. ****a. The 3 I know by name all sell drugs. I haven't seen one Flip, Chink, or Jap. Hell, I'd take a good Samoan at this point. Totally don't know a good Samoan slur.

And you can drive 2.5 hours and be at the beach in Rocky Point, Mexico. 2 hours for skiiing in a month or so. 4 hours from Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

I drive 4 hours in Iowa and it looks like I never left home.

Woo ****ing hoo!
When do the statutes of limitation run out so that you can return to beautiful Phoenix?
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:45 PM   #115
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You'd never believe it. I don't even believe it.

I am in Waterloo Iowa after a short stint in a tiny backwater, redneck, corn fed, car dude/drug dealer/whore friendly town 2 hours outside of Omaha.

500 people in the town and there are 5 churches. I ran into Jesus all the time.

How are you?? And your lovely?
2hrs east of CouncilTucky is getting near God's country.

I was in the Loo and CF for 2 days this week.
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:56 PM   #116
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As if I'd engage in that sort of hedonistic debauchery with someone that wasn't a Chiefs fan.
Just close your eyes and think of Herman Edwards.

Wait. Not my best advice, that.
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:59 PM   #117
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Waterloo's east side is mostly brown...its not really a good place to be after evening, unless you're Rich Scanlon. You can head over to Postville and kick it with as many Me-hicans and Hasidic Jews as you wish.


As for Jesus......I just watched him and 12 other mexicans climb out of a suburban a few houses to the south. One of them is likely to be named jesus with that many.

Its almost like midgets in a clown car with those guys.

I'm wondering if I should tell them the chickens they're always roasting outside on a fire aren't road runners.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:12 PM   #118
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Do humans really reside in these areas in Iowa? I thought it was just some elaborate ruse.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:19 PM   #119
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Do humans really reside in these areas in Iowa? I thought it was just some elaborate ruse.
Sure, if you give "human" a loose definition.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:21 PM   #120
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Iowania is awesome.

This time of year, the NE part of Iowania, along the Mississippi along the bluffs is a tourist destination.

Donger...load up the electric Escalade and bring along dongette, dinger and dangler.
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