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View Poll Results: What is the Worst Kind of Shit? | |||
Explosive, foaming diarrhea | 25 | 25.77% | |
Tarry earthworm craps | 7 | 7.22% | |
Creamy peanut butter poops | 20 | 20.62% | |
Asshole stretching bowling ball shits | 20 | 20.62% | |
Premature breakers | 7 | 7.22% | |
Incomplete evacuation | 14 | 14.43% | |
False alarm dumps. All farts, no dirt. | 4 | 4.12% | |
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12-27-2018, 04:53 PM | #106 |
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Taking your first shit after an old-school inguinal hernia repair, while constipated AF because of the painkillers.
Was a race to see what would happen first - shit, pass out or blow out the incision. |
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12-27-2018, 05:35 PM | #107 |
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12-27-2018, 05:38 PM | #108 |
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I thought it would be human vs animal... answer: Human, every time, no questions about it.
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12-27-2018, 05:56 PM | #110 |
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The kind of shit where you wake up in the middle of the night with cramps that would make a woman in labor blush and then you fill the toilet with 10 pounds of half water half runny shit.
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12-27-2018, 06:27 PM | #111 |
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Been there, done that. You just gotta let it happen.......eventually.
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12-27-2018, 06:39 PM | #112 |
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12-27-2018, 06:40 PM | #113 |
He's Mahomie!
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Creamy peanut butter is the ideal poop.
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12-27-2018, 07:12 PM | #114 |
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12-27-2018, 09:54 PM | #115 |
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The worst is the burning acid shit in the morning after eating jalapenos the night before.
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12-27-2018, 10:10 PM | #116 |
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My buddy just had this. I encouraged him heavily to lay off the opiates.
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12-27-2018, 11:26 PM | #117 |
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Jagged with peanuts.
Nutella shit when you have limited TP. Funnel cake shit after a case of Busch. |
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12-27-2018, 11:44 PM | #118 |
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12-27-2018, 11:48 PM | #119 |
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When you shit your pants at work on accident, go to the bathroom and prop your butthole up in the sink to gently wash away the crust ring. Lmfao bwaaahahahahaaaa it’s happened to me at work twice after Taco Bell
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