Life frickin dog question - Page 7

seclark · 04-10-2017, 11:41 AM

so, the son and his wife went to some kind of money managing class. they came up with a plan on how to get out of debt and build a new house(i'm 57 and never been out of debt). anyway, the main part of the plan is for them and the 3 grandkids to move in w/the wife and i. actually, no biggie...grandkids usually stay w/us every weekend, and we know they're going to get older and not want to come out as much. life.

so, they sell their house and move in w/us 2 weeks ago. everything seems to be working fine, except the 3 dogs they brought w/them. used to living in a fenced in yard and sleeping in the house. i've got 30 acres for them to run wherever they want, but they seem to be happiest laying on the wifes ****in patio furniture. holler, scream, shake a stupid can w/rocks in it(dumbest idea of all), to no avail. the wife went to town and bought some spray shit for $40 and sprayed it all over the furniture saturday. yesterday morning...yep, they're laying on the patio furniture. she sprayed it again, but i know they'll be back.

so...surely some of you guys/gals have experienced this before and have a solution besides antifreeze and/or bullets? they're pretty cool dogs, really, but the wife is driving me ****in nuts over this.

suggestions?
tia
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DJ's left nut · 04-11-2017, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

that doesnt work at all with my rott puppy. like AT ALL. she actually LIKES getting sprayed in the face with it.

I had a puppy that would bit his leash when we walked and otherwise make an ass of himself. I tried to put that pepper spray stuff on there and it just made him gnaw on it more. Turns out the damn dog loves spicy food and will just eat jalapenos off the plant out of my garden.

WTF kind of dog loves spicy food? Weird damn dog.

seclark · 04-11-2017, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pennywise

Have you tried spraying the furniture down with a good coat of llama piss?

let one damn llama piss on your laptop and you have to live w/it the rest of your life.

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seclark · 04-11-2017, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I had a puppy that would bit his leash when we walked and otherwise make an ass of himself. I tried to put that pepper spray stuff on there and it just made him gnaw on it more. Turns out the damn dog loves spicy food and will just eat jalapenos off the plant out of my garden.

WTF kind of dog loves spicy food? Weird damn dog.

had a bulldog(same son and dil left w/me) that would go nuts around the weedeater. had scars across his nose from where he'd try to bite it while the wife was using it. he's buried in the back yard...been mowing around his grave for about 8 years.
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Skyy God · 04-11-2017, 11:41 AM

Those dogs know a pushover when they see one.

seclark · 04-13-2017, 09:05 AM

the saga continues...

Got home last night before anyone else…was sitting outside, drinking a beer and talking to mom on the phone. the neighbor from down the road who the wife buys eggs from pulls in the driveway. Said the dogs were down at his house chasing the chickens. When he went out to chase them off they ran away and old walter hand a chicken in his mouth.

So, I gave him $30 and a beer for the rooster. Calmed him down and said it wouldn’t happen again. he left and I went down in the woods and started hollering for them. here they came, and walter still had the rooster in his mouth. He brought it up and laid it at my feet like he was really proud of it. so, I pick up the chicken and carried it up to their pen w/them following me. shut the gate, then walked back to the house, dropped the chicken on the carport, let down the tailgate of my truck and sat there drinking a beer, trying to figure out how to handle the situation.

After about 10 minutes(and 2 beers), that fricken chicken gets up and walks under my legs into the garage and sits under the truck! Didn’t have a feather on his back, but he’s still alive!

So, everyone else gets home and the son calls a friend that raises chickens…we throw the rooster in the back seat of my truck and take him up there.

On the way home, we had a flat tire…couldn’t get the lug nuts off the wheel and had to call to call another friend of the sons to come and help w/that.

damn...
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kccrow · 04-13-2017, 09:21 AM

Buy an airhorn. Every time one hops up on it, blow it. They'll get startled as **** and get off.

**ptlyon** · 04-13-2017, 09:30 AM

Ask the friend with the chickens next time to shoot em. Problem solved.

seclark · 04-13-2017, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Ask the friend with the chickens next time to shoot em. Problem solved.

i did...hippie said he wouldn't do it.

my grandpa used to say that if you tied the dead chicken to the dogs collar and left it to rot for a couple weeks it would cure the dog from killing chickens. i just dont want the smell of dead chickens on the patio furniture.
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**Iowanian** · 04-13-2017, 10:30 AM

That will work on some dogs. I sent another solution that will work on the others.

**Buehler445** · 04-13-2017, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i did...hippie said he wouldn't do it.

my grandpa used to say that if you tied the dead chicken to the dogs collar and left it to rot for a couple weeks it would cure the dog from killing chickens. i just dont want the smell of dead chickens on the patio furniture.
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I was going to say the same thing about the dead chicken and my grandpa.

seclark · 04-13-2017, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

I was going to say the same thing about the dead chicken and my grandpa.

damn, you'd tie a dead chicken to your grampa's neck?

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**ptlyon** · 04-13-2017, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i did...hippie said he wouldn't do it.

You should've called him a pussy, might have changed his mind

KS Smitty · 04-13-2017, 08:33 PM

My earliest memory is of my Dad having to shoot our dog Red for getting the chickens. I couldn't have been more than 2 and neither of my brothers believed I remembered it 'til I recited exactly what happened.

Sorry to hear about this sec. Damn city dogs...

**Bugeater** · 04-13-2017, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

You should've called him a pussy, might have changed his mind

Or asked if he was...

Wait for it...

Chicken.

KS Smitty · 04-13-2017, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Or asked if he was...

Wait for it...

Chicken.

04-10-2017, 11:41 AM
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $1409900	frickin dog question so, the son and his wife went to some kind of money managing class. they came up with a plan on how to get out of debt and build a new house(i'm 57 and never been out of debt). anyway, the main part of the plan is for them and the 3 grandkids to move in w/the wife and i. actually, no biggie...grandkids usually stay w/us every weekend, and we know they're going to get older and not want to come out as much. life. so, they sell their house and move in w/us 2 weeks ago. everything seems to be working fine, except the 3 dogs they brought w/them. used to living in a fenced in yard and sleeping in the house. i've got 30 acres for them to run wherever they want, but they seem to be happiest laying on the wifes **in patio furniture. holler, scream, shake a stupid can w/rocks in it(dumbest idea of all), to no avail. the wife went to town and bought some spray shit for $40 and sprayed it all over the furniture saturday. yesterday morning...yep, they're laying on the patio furniture. she sprayed it again, but i know they'll be back. so...surely some of you guys/gals have experienced this before and have a solution besides antifreeze and/or bullets? they're pretty cool dogs, really, but the wife is driving me **in nuts over this. suggestions? tia sec
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04-11-2017, 11:41 AM	#94
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04-13-2017, 09:05 AM	#95
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $1409900	the saga continues... Got home last night before anyone else…was sitting outside, drinking a beer and talking to mom on the phone. the neighbor from down the road who the wife buys eggs from pulls in the driveway. Said the dogs were down at his house chasing the chickens. When he went out to chase them off they ran away and old walter hand a chicken in his mouth. So, I gave him $30 and a beer for the rooster. Calmed him down and said it wouldn’t happen again. he left and I went down in the woods and started hollering for them. here they came, and walter still had the rooster in his mouth. He brought it up and laid it at my feet like he was really proud of it. so, I pick up the chicken and carried it up to their pen w/them following me. shut the gate, then walked back to the house, dropped the chicken on the carport, let down the tailgate of my truck and sat there drinking a beer, trying to figure out how to handle the situation. After about 10 minutes(and 2 beers), that fricken chicken gets up and walks under my legs into the garage and sits under the truck! Didn’t have a feather on his back, but he’s still alive! So, everyone else gets home and the son calls a friend that raises chickens…we throw the rooster in the back seat of my truck and take him up there. On the way home, we had a flat tire…couldn’t get the lug nuts off the wheel and had to call to call another friend of the sons to come and help w/that. damn... sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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04-13-2017, 09:21 AM	#96
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04-13-2017, 09:30 AM	#97
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04-13-2017, 08:33 PM	#103
KS Smitty Cool as a Cucumber Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: on the edge Casino cash: $3666717	My earliest memory is of my Dad having to shoot our dog Red for getting the chickens. I couldn't have been more than 2 and neither of my brothers believed I remembered it 'til I recited exactly what happened. Sorry to hear about this sec. Damn city dogs... __________________ A D with Sneed is a D indeed.
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