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Old 07-09-2015, 08:17 AM  
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A dying boy's last/only wish

I dont know if anyone recalls, Ive mentioned this before a couple times but a close friend has a son that has Ewing Sarcoma which is a fairly rare form of bone cancer. He's had it since he was 9 and is 15 now, soon to be 16. In the last few months it has become extremely aggressive and he was put on hospice a couple weeks ago. His doctor doesn't think he'll make it until the end of the summer, as there are many new tumors and one behind his eye that is growing so fast you can actually see his eyeball starting to protrude.

Ive done everything I can to help this kid to keep him comfortable and as happy as possible the last couple months. When asked what he wants, lately his answer is always the same: to get laid. He doesn't want to die a virgin. Honestly I dont even know if he could do anything sexual but that's all he talks about now to anyone that will listen. He's even telling his doctor and hospice nurses. They all laugh and that makes him even more angry. Ive tried to explain to him that its likely not going to happen but its not getting through.

If he could handle the trip I'd take him to Nevada and find a legal brothel but he's not well enough to travel. Any suggestions?
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Old 07-10-2015, 07:59 PM   #91
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Old 07-10-2015, 08:03 PM   #92
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Old 07-10-2015, 11:40 PM   #93
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Old 07-12-2015, 09:37 AM   #94
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Old 07-12-2015, 10:14 AM   #95
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Old 07-12-2015, 10:31 AM   #96
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Old 07-12-2015, 11:30 AM   #97
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Old 07-12-2015, 03:54 PM   #99
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2.) Call up a creditable service? I don't think you want to use your credit card for this one.
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Old 07-12-2015, 04:20 PM   #100
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Old 07-12-2015, 04:55 PM   #101
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:06 PM   #102
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:07 PM   #103
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Old 07-12-2015, 06:10 PM   #104
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Old 07-12-2015, 06:28 PM   #105
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That's actually not a bad idea. And I was mistaken, he's 16 almost 17...if that makes a difference. Turns 17 in less than a week actually.
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