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If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army...
I have a list of 177 careers in the U.S. army, taken from this site: http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jo...iation#results
You have now been drafted into the Chiefsplanet army. Report to this thread and I will randomly assign you a career. As background, I have no idea how many people work in each of these careers, so I made a complete guess. For example, I know infantry is going to be the biggest, but I don't know how may people are dental specialists or radar repairers. So I guessed, making sure that no field is less than 0.1 percent. This may make the army band bigger than normal, but I'm not really worried about it. So...ten-HUT, soldiers! Show up and get your duty rosters! |
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There's no dodging this draft. You're in. However, because your dad is a football coach, we'll make you a ....
Multiple Launch Rocket Systems (MLRS/HIMAR) Crewmember OVERVIEW A multiple launch rocket system crewmember is responsible for operating and maintaining the entire multiple launch rocket system. They support infantry and tank units by supplementing cannon artillery during combat. JOB DUTIES Drive and maintain the self-propelled launch vehicles Reload ammunition and resupply vehicles Test and maintain the fire control systems Mount radio sets and communication systems in all vehicles REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for multiple launch rocket system crewmember requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and four weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field under simulated combat conditions. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Calculating target locations manually and electronically Handling ammunition Operating gun, missile and rocket systems Artillery tactics and battle strategy HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in cannon and rocket operations Physically and mentally fit to perform under pressure Ability to multi-task Capable of working as a team member COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS While there is no direct job equivalent in civilian life, the skills you learn such as teamwork, discipline and leadership will help you in any civilian career you choose.
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I wouldn't join up. First sign of defeat everyone would be stabbin each other in the back and retreating. It's the CP way.
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AH-64D Armament/Electrical/Avionic System Repairer OVERVIEW The AH-64D armament/electrical/avionic systems repairer is primarily responsible for the maintenance of AH-64D helicopters, twin-engine attack aircraft. With hundreds of Army missions depending on these helicopters, they must ensure that all of them are safe and ready to fly. JOB DUTIES Diagnose, troubleshoot and repair malfunctions in the AH-64D systems and components Maintain and authorize modifications to weapons components, fire control units, sighting elements, electronic and mechanical devices Perform operational and preventive checks Maintain records on weapons and subsystems REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for an AH-64D armament/electrical/avionic systems repairer requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 24 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Electrical theory Troubleshooting procedures Soldering techniques Electrical system maintenance HELPFUL SKILLS Preference in mathematics and shop mechanics Interest in working with electricity Problem solving Ability to use hand and power tools COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with commercial airlines, aircraft maintenance firms, aircraft manufacturers and other organizations that have fleets of airplanes/helicopters.
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Combat Documentation/Production Specialist (Y'know, this actually sounds pretty cool.) OVERVIEW Combat documentation/production specialists are primarily responsible for supervising, planning and operating electronic and film-based still, video and audio acquisition equipment in order to document combat and noncombat operations. JOB DUTIES Operate and perform unit level maintenance on motion, still and studio television cameras Prepare captions for documentation images Operate electronic and film-based processing, editing, audio and printing darkroom equipment REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a combat documentation/production specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 12 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Motion picture equipment operation Audio recording and using sound equipment Scripting and special effects techniques HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in creative/artistic work Preference for working as part of a team Experience in school plays or making home movies Interest in photography, graphics, art, speech and drama COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with civilian film production companies, government audiovisual studios, radio and television stations and advertising agencies. You値l be qualified to pursue a career as a motion picture camera operator, audiovisual production specialist, sound mixer, recording engineer or broadcasting and recording technician.
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Aircraft Powertrain Repairer OVERVIEW The aircraft powertrain repairer is primarily responsible for supervising, inspecting and performing maintenance on aircraft powertrain systems. With hundreds of Army missions depending on airplanes and helicopters, they must ensure that all of them are safe and ready to fly. JOB DUTIES Repair powertrain quills, transmission adapting parts, rotary wing hubs and tanks Disassemble, repair, reassemble, adjust, balance and align powertrain systems Maintain facilities for storage of flammable and hazardous materials Prepare requests for turn-ins and repair parts REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for an aircraft powertrain repairer requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 18 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Repair of hydraulic, fuel and electrical systems Engine disassembly, inspection and repair Repair of aluminum, steel and fiberglass airframes/coverings HELPFUL SKILLS Preference in mathematics and shop mechanics Interest in working with aircrafts Ability to use hand and power tools Working with engine mechanics COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career as an airframe/power plant mechanic with aircraft manufacturers, commercial airlines and government agencies.
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This is the army, so it doesn't work like that. We test you and look at our needs and determine exactly where you fit best. So it turns out that you are an...
Infantryman.
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Not if you stand too close to the truck as we drive through town "recruiting". You are now an... Indirect Fire Infantryman (See earlier description.)
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Diver OVERVIEW A diver performs tasks such as reconnaissance, demolition and salvage in underwater conditions. They specialize in either scuba diving (below the surface of water) or deep-sea diving (longer periods of time in depths up to 190 feet). JOB DUTIES Inspect and clean watercraft propellers and hulls Patch damaged watercraft hulls Salvage sunken equipment Patrol the waters Assist with underwater construction of piers and harbor facilities Survey rivers, beaches and harbors for underwater obstacles REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a diver requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and the completion of 29 achievement goals during Advanced Individual Training. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field with on-the-job instructions, including practice in diving and repair work. Some of the skills you値l learn: Principles of scuba and surface-supplied diving Underwater welding and cutting Use and care of hand and power tools Maintenance of diving equipment Explosives HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in mechanics and building Ability to stay calm under stress Interest in underwater diving High degree of self-reliance COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for practically any position in the field of construction.
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Air force? No way. This is the army. And you are an ... Ammunition Stock Control and Accounting Specialist (Based on the picture, this must include a lot of rope work.) OVERVIEW The ammunition stock control and accounting specialist operates the Standard Ammunition and Accounting System-Modernized computer hardware and software, and utilizes manual records to perform stock control and accounting procedures for ammunition, explosives and associated explosive components. JOB DUTIES Perform ammunition supply stock control and accounting duties using both automated and manual procedures Maintain hardware and software systems and manual records required to successfully perform stock control and accounting procedures for ammunition and explosives REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for an ammunition stock control and accounting specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 10 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Perform functions using the Standard Army Ammunition Modernized-System Access to data browser to perform the automated issue, receipt, shipment, turn-in and maintenance transfer of ammunition Create radio frequency identification system tags, and create applicable reports and input data Upload/download automated data processing equipment, and perform individual warrior tasks and collective warrior battle drills HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in algebra, chemistry, physics, geometry and trigonometry Aptitude for planning and organizing Ability to communicate effectively Work calmly under stress COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with government agencies and private industries performing ordnance research and development.
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We need guys like you over in the warehouse. And don't touch that gas mask without gloves. You are a ...
Quartermaster and Chemical Equipment Repairer OVERVIEW The quartermaster and chemical equipment repairer are primarily responsible for supervising or performing maintenance on chemical equipment, quartermaster machinery, forced air-heaters and special purpose equipment. JOB DUTIES Maintain and repair electrical/fuel heater systems, pumps, decontamination systems, protective filter systems, reverse osmosis water purification systems, laundry washer/extractor systems and dryer/tumbler systems Service internal combustion engine ignition/fuel/cooling/electrical systems Perform damage assessment and repair REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a quartermaster and chemical equipment repairer requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 12 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field, including practice in marine engine maintenance and repair. Some of the skills you値l learn are: Internal combustion engine theory Use and care of hand and power tools HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in shop mechanics, fixing engines and machinery Ability to use hand and power tools Enjoy physical work COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with the marine transportation, commercial fishing, oil exploration or oil drilling industries. You値l be able to consider a future as a marine engine mechanic.
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Infantryman? Because that's what you are this time around.
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