Poop A random Luv "advice needed" thread - Page 7

booger · 02-05-2015, 10:14 PM

Make sure the rams fan thing and atheist thing are purely coincidencidental

**Ming the Merciless** · 02-05-2015, 10:15 PM

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**Ming the Merciless** · 02-05-2015, 10:19 PM

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Orlando pace bobblehead!

Hammock Parties · 02-05-2015, 10:16 PM

Here you go, luv. Perfect gift for a Star Wars Chef.

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**BossChief** · 02-05-2015, 10:19 PM

Victorias secret

Discuss Thrower · 02-05-2015, 10:22 PM

I'd say make him something sweet but given that he gets paid to make food that might not be a winning strategy.

Meh. Just about anything simple would work.

Or recruit another woman to join in on an MFF Threeway.

booger · 02-05-2015, 10:23 PM

Glow in the dark Rams nipple clamps

**Rain Man** · 02-05-2015, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

Glow in the dark Rams nipple clamps

The Rams version is nice, but the Buccaneers version is really creepy.

**LoneWolf** · 02-05-2015, 10:38 PM

crazycoffey · 02-05-2015, 10:58 PM

A half eaten pack of red velvet Oreos.....

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-05-2015, 11:17 PM

Don't do a gift card. No matter what. Nothing says "You're not worth thinking about" like a gift card.

**Gadzooks** · 02-05-2015, 11:21 PM

I honestly think blowjob is the way to go.
It's early in the relationship and any shitty little gift you give him will easily be forgotten. Anal is something you save until it's absolutely necessary, (that's not the "shitty little gift" I was referring to).
If you make the BJ seem random it'll be more special/exciting to him. Facial or swallowing are optional but may earn extra points.

jspchief · 02-05-2015, 11:34 PM

Get him a large quantity of his favorite candy. Like a case of snickers or a 3 lb bag of gummy bears. Or a case of red bull.

Something that shows you recognize one of the little things about him.

**Iowanian** · 02-05-2015, 11:52 PM

You know......he is only 2 chics away from a 3-way.....

**Buehler445** · 02-06-2015, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

I'm not spending a lot. Probably a card with a little something. He's got an iPhone, so I thought maybe a $20 gift card for iTunes to get some cool apps or something.

Gift cards are lame. Seriously. Don't get him anything over a gift card. To me gift cards tell me that you felt obligated to get me something but don't know me well enough or are too lazy to get setting Id like.

If you want an iPhone gift, get him a lifeproof case.

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.

If he cooks, make him a little gift basket of something reasonably high end. Sugar/flour containers. Ghiradelli (sp?) chocolate chips and and an airware cookie sheet or something. Good chocolate in cookies rules. And if you buy something higher end than he has, he'll appreciate it.

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Discuss Thrower "You like to drink?" Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: "I like to drink." Casino cash: $2856869	I'd say make him something sweet but given that he gets paid to make food that might not be a winning strategy. Meh. Just about anything simple would work. Or recruit another woman to join in on an MFF Threeway. __________________ Chiefs 2016 Opponents: Home: JAX, TEN, NO, TB, NYJ. Away: HOU, IND, ATL, CAR, PIT Chiefs 2017 Opponents: Home: BUF, MIA, PHI, WSH, AFC North. Away: NE, NYJ, NYG, DAL, AFC South
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02-05-2015, 10:23 PM	#7
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1108550	Glow in the dark Rams nipple clamps __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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02-05-2015, 11:21 PM	#12
Gadzooks MFIC Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tromsø, Norway Casino cash: $3819219	I honestly think blowjob is the way to go. It's early in the relationship and any shitty little gift you give him will easily be forgotten. Anal is something you save until it's absolutely necessary, (that's not the "shitty little gift" I was referring to). If you make the BJ seem random it'll be more special/exciting to him. Facial or swallowing are optional but may earn extra points.
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jspchief BAMF Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Your Face Casino cash: $9998710	Get him a large quantity of his favorite candy. Like a case of snickers or a 3 lb bag of gummy bears. Or a case of red bull. Something that shows you recognize one of the little things about him. __________________ Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
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