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04-12-2023, 04:20 AM | #1 |
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Also, don’t sit next to me on a plane if I ate this and some raisins. My intestines decompress instead of my ears. I fart like a mad man on a plane. Used to never be like that.
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04-12-2023, 04:18 AM | #3 |
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You know you are old when you start getting all the AARP
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04-12-2023, 04:48 AM | #4 |
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You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.
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04-12-2023, 05:24 AM | #5 |
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04-12-2023, 05:54 AM | #7 |
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They say you're as old as you feel...in which case I must be ****ing 90 some days. Seriously, this last year is THE year of the new aches and pains that just wont...go...away...
In true old guy fashion, here's my list of complaints: My ****ing shoulder is killing me, mostly the right shoulder, sometimes the left, but always one of them. My ****ing lower back is killing me. Some days worse than others, but it's always there. My ****ing feet hurt. I mean, it feels like the bones are out of place or some shit. They don't seem swollen, but man do they hurt. My ****ing hands hurt. Been doing a TON of work in the yard for a huge garden project for my wife. Can barely close a fist. I work out at Orange Theory 2 to 3 times a week, but this last year I've had so much bullshit pain that I've skipped a few to try to get my body right. As a result, I've gained like 12 pounds and my gut is quite visible...with no signs of going away regardless of diet and exercise. I use CPAP to sleep, have now for the last 7 years...still feel like I need a damn nap come about 2PM. 9PM is bedtime. Staying up till 11PM on a Friday night...holy shit, what are we, party animals???? I always say I'm not old...I'm just older...and boy am I...
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04-12-2023, 05:57 AM | #8 |
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Hey OP
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04-12-2023, 05:59 AM | #9 |
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Speak up sonny, I lost my eardrums in the war
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04-12-2023, 06:15 AM | #10 |
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Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
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04-12-2023, 06:22 AM | #11 | |
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04-12-2023, 06:35 AM | #12 |
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There is a nice Chiefs bar there. One of our chapters.
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04-12-2023, 06:40 AM | #13 |
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04-12-2023, 08:38 AM | #14 |
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04-12-2023, 08:42 AM | #15 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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