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03-06-2014, 02:46 AM | #1 | |
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New protoforms were shuttled in the ark, and they wanted something to combat the constructicons who trned into the combiner Devastator, and they found a deposit of dinosaur fossils and allowed the protoforms to scan them to create the Dinobots
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03-06-2014, 05:37 PM | #2 |
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Like others have said....
It's giant ****ing Dinosaur robots that **** shit up. How can anyone not enjoy that? Dinobots were the shit. This is the type of movie you smoke a bowl to and go, "Whoa, that explosion was AWESOME" |
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03-06-2014, 05:41 PM | #3 |
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On a side note I'm hoping the Ark ( the massive ship shown in the trailer)will some how turn out to be Omega Supreme
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03-06-2014, 11:14 PM | #4 |
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Dammit Michael Bay.
I'll see see. Sigh. Why does he make such terrible good movies?
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03-06-2014, 11:32 PM | #5 |
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Another blow shit up movie that people will flock to see and bitch about how horrible it was later.
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03-07-2014, 02:11 PM | #6 |
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Yeah, I'd say the second was the worst. I really hated Sam's death scene and the Primes reviving him. So ****ing stupid..
One thing that pisses me off, not just specifically about Transformers although it seems a lot more noticeable in the franchise than most, is the varying degree of difficulty Optimus had in fighting the main villain in each movie. In 1, he struggled to beat Megatron alone and would have died had it not been for Sam and the All Spark. In 2, he takes on Megatron, Starscream and some random helicopter at the same time and later on anally rapes The Fallen, Megatron and Starscream together (albeit with upgrades). Finally, in 3, he literally slaughters everyone in the ****ing movie, including Megatron without one of his arms. I know why they do it but it's something that annoys me. |
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03-07-2014, 02:39 PM | #7 | |
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03-07-2014, 02:55 PM | #8 |
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That's a tough one to throw out at a moments notice. |
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03-07-2014, 02:57 PM | #9 |
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Doesn't help that i've had this song stuck in my head all week
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04-11-2014, 08:31 PM | #10 |
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04-24-2014, 06:51 AM | #11 |
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04-24-2014, 08:21 AM | #12 |
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Why are Transformers always twisting midair whenever they jump?
I feel like they learned how to fight hand to hand by watching / playing a lot of Street Fighter II.
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04-24-2014, 01:02 PM | #13 |
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05-13-2014, 11:34 AM | #14 |
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lol. when you're pimping a band in your movie trailer you know it's gonna suck.
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05-13-2014, 09:42 PM | #15 |
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It literally cannot be worse than the last two.
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