Chiefs Are Sports Illustrated Chiefs Jackets Cool? - Page 7

rico · 11:09 AM

Dear Chiefsplaneteers,

I need help. When it comes to dressing myself and looking cool in doing so, I struggle. I've been told the last few years that I dress nicely, but this is ONLY because my wife picks out my outfits for me.

Over the years, I've literally had to learn the hard way about apparent fashion "no-no's" by someone pointing out to me how stupid I looked by wearing certain combinations of clothing. In every single one of these instances, I had already worn that clothing combo SEVERAL times and spent the rest of the day thinking about how many people had thought I looked stupid as hell over the years for dressing that way.

Examples:

A.) I had a girlfriend in high school, who prior to leaving my house for the county fair (ugh), she INSISTED that I did not wear Doc Martin boots with shorts and that I changed into either some jeans or put some sandals on.

B.) We had a freaking exchange student from Brazil who had a better sense of our culture's fashion than I do. The first week he lived with us, he said to me, "why do you do this, wearing your socks with sandals? I think this is kind of weird." I was like, "oh, I think that's how we do it in the U.S.A." He was like, "no, it isn't." He was right.

C.) I had another girlfriend in high school who insisted that I did not wear navy blue and black together.

D.) In my first Senior year of college (I had 2 of them), we arrived at this club and one of my best friends was like, "dude I think it's the funniest thing in the world that every time you wear a black dress shirt, you also wear a brown belt and brown loafers with it." I was like, "what's wrong with that?" He was like, "dude, that is a HUGE fashion no-no. Didn't you know that?!?! I never said anything to you because you are always acting like a jackass, so I figured you were doing it to be funny. Omg Swaff, you can be so stupid." And boy did I feel stupid...I had been doing that my entire life.

Obviously, dressing cool does not come naturally to me.

So, I got this thing in the mail from SI. They had an offer that I thought was freaking awesome. A one year subscription to SI and a jacket of a team of your choice for $29. You can check out the offer and the jacket here: http://www.si.com/offer29 I generally just disregard mail like this, but I decided to go through with this one and am pretty pumped about it. I'm real pumped about the jacket, for the only Chiefs jacket I have at the moment is a 1990's Starter jacket that my grandma found at a resale shop and bought for me. I don't mind it, but my wife won't be caught dead with me if I wear it, so I never wear it...I'll probably end up donating it...to the resale shop.

Here is a pic of the jacket:

Is this jacket presentable/cool enough to wear to a game or to wear out in public at the bar while watching the game? I literally don't know, I have no fashion sense and my wife is a Steelers fan, so of course she doesn't think it looks cool. Help a fashionably challenged brotha out. Thanks.

Sincerely,

rico

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zigbazah · 07-06-2013, 03:42 AM

Chiefs gear, by default, looks bad. I love the team, but our colors aren't the best. I won't wear any chiefs clothing that has the mustard yellow in it.

Consistent1 · 07-06-2013, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by zigbazah

Chiefs gear, by default, looks bad. I love the team, but our colors aren't the best. I won't wear any chiefs clothing that has the mustard yellow in it.

And people will argue this, but true. That is why all the gangstas wear stuff like Cowboys Yankees and Raiders. It doesn't look so ignorant.

Consistent1 · 07-06-2013, 03:49 AM

The flat bill and sagging pants might be worse though....

rico · 07-06-2013, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Do you really want to see pics of someone who'd put up with Rico?

(Just kidding Rico)

However, I wonder if during sex instead of saying "oh yes" he gives a wordy sex speech that lasts well after the sex is finished.

Haha, I'm not like an overly quiet dude in person, but am not necessarily talkative either... Pretty laid back. You'd be surprised, dudely.

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

He just needs to post up more pics of her and GTFO with his dumb shit.

Jeez, sorry man... You can ignore me, maybe...considering I'm that repulsive to you...?

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

I can't remember, did Rico already "roast" you? Ha. Where did this fool come from? He acts like he is a vet from 2000 these days. But his woman looks ok to PIIHB.

I never roasted J.Diddy. And I think you are off by saying I act like a vet from 2000...if anything, I've been open with how naive I am by not hesitating to ask what seem to be annoying questions because it seems to be "common knowledge" to the old-timers that I inquire about. What does PIIHB mean? Put it in her butt? Haha, I like that. Yeah, she is definitely PIIHB material, considering that's what it means.

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Originally Posted by zigbazah

Chiefs gear, by default, looks bad. I love the team, but our colors aren't the best. I won't wear any chiefs clothing that has the mustard yellow in it.

How long do you think it will be before they modify the colors a bit to make the apparel look cooler? Like give red and yellow darker shades or something?

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

The flat bill and sagging pants might be worse though....

Yeah, that shit is hideous. I can't wait until that fad is over.

Consistent1 · 07-06-2013, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by rico

Haha, I'm not like an overly quiet dude in person, but am not necessarily talkative either... Pretty laid back. You'd be surprised, dudely.

Jeez, sorry man... You can ignore me, maybe...considering I'm that repulsive to you...?

I never roasted J.Diddy. And I think you are off by saying I act like a vet from 2000...if anything, I've been open with how naive I am by not hesitating to ask what seem to be annoying questions because it seems to be "common knowledge" to the old-timers that I inquire about. What does PIIHB mean? Put it in her butt? Haha, I like that. Yeah, she is definitely PIIHB material, considering that's what it means.

How long do you think it will be before they modify the colors a bit to make the apparel look cooler? Like give red and yellow darker shades or something?

Yeah, that shit is hideous. I can't wait until that fad is over.

You are relentless, it is like 5 in da morning. I can't sleep well and have to be up early. Go bang your wife a couple more times and take a nap. Then get up and post. It isn't healthy, and I am doing it.

rico · 07-06-2013, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

You are relentless, it is like 5 in da morning. I can't sleep well and have to be up early. Go bang your wife a couple more times and take a nap. Then get up and post. It isn't healthy, and I am doing it.

I'm simultaneously working on making Pharmacology flashcards. Big test Monday...The material is boring though, so I keep distracting myself with good ol' addictive CP.

I actually did get lucky a few hours ago before she went to bed, but she is sleeping and if it's one thing she doesn't take lightly, its her sleep...she turns into a freaking grizzly bear if I wake her up. So that's not an option.

If it isn't healthy...and you know it isn't....and you are advising someone else to not do so because it's not healthy......then why are you doing it, dude?

Consistent1 · 07-06-2013, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by rico

I'm simultaneously working on making Pharmacology flashcards. Big test Monday...The material is boring though, so I keep distracting myself with good ol' addictive CP.

I actually did get lucky a few hours ago before she went to bed, but she is sleeping and if it's one thing she doesn't take lightly, its her sleep...she turns into a freaking grizzly bear if I wake her up. So that's not an option.

If it isn't healthy...and you know it isn't....and you are advising someone else to not do so because it's not healthy......then why are you doing it, dude?

You are working on a more powerful meth formula? I take back what I said. haha

rico · 07-06-2013, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

You are working on a more powerful meth formula? I take back what I said. haha

Haha, ass-wipe. That's the second time in the last few days someone on here has connected me with meth.

Joking aside, no meth. I hate what meth does to people.

Dude...my whole deal lately is stress and boredom. I'm tightly wound like whoa lately due to so much shit going on at once these past couple months. And a lot of this shit I have going on (like Pharmacology) is boring. When the wifey is at work and the kids are napping or sleeping...I am freaking bored....and tightly wound.

Consistent1 · 07-06-2013, 04:44 AM

New even quicker krokodil formula? That is like eating pussy like a boss.

Consistent1 · 07-06-2013, 04:45 AM

It will never recover.

rico · 07-06-2013, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

New even quicker krokodil formula? That is like eating pussy like a boss.

Haha, googled it.... that's pretty interesting. Desomorphine, eh? Ironically, the flashcards I am making are on analgesics...which most morphine drugs are classified as opiate agonist analgesics.

Muy interesante, El Duderino.

Consistent1 · 07-06-2013, 04:59 AM

First mistake you made, if you were wearing decent shorts was to ditch the Docs and shorts. You might have been the next Chris Cornell.

rico · 07-06-2013, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

First mistake you made, if you were wearing decent shorts was to ditch the Docs and shorts. You might have been the next Chris Cornell.

With some of those knee-high, old school, white, but striped at top socks to boot. Funky....freaking...fresh.

R8RFAN · 07-06-2013, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

I mean, if you're going to wear something of a shitty team that hadn't been to the super bowl in 40 years, or win a playoff game in 20, it had better look good. Amiright?

rep

Simply Red · 07-06-2013, 08:19 AM

Navy Blue and Black together? - never - she was right in that regard.

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