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**Gonzo** · 11:04 PM

Hey guys...
Thought we could use a thread to help one another out with purchasing new and used games. Now that the next gen consoles are out and the holiday season will soon be upon us, many new games are going to drop. We've been throwing 'reviews' in several different threads or making new threads for each game. I thought we might like to converge and discuss them as a whole. Whether you're on PS3, 360, PS4, XB one or even a wii, PC and Mac, this is a repository for what you're playing and how you rate it.

Let's try to do a 1-10 scale for each game. Take into account the following:

Storyline
Challenge
Replayability
Graphics
Online functionality
Downloadable content
AI/npc's
Price
Length of gameplay

You can use all or some of those as a guide to score the game. If there are other aspects you'd like to tell as about with your game, please do so. These are just suggentions.

Please note what system, (if necessary i.e. It being exclusive to a system) you're playing on and let us know what you think.

1. Sucks, I'd rather watch Brodie Croyle play as our starter. This game is dogshit.
2. Don't waste your time. It's obviously been programmed by a bunch of chimps with syphilis.
3. I'd rather eat tapioca pudding out of my grandmothers colostomy bag, then stick my tongue in her stoma.
4. Meh, there's really better stuff to do, (like waxing my pubes) but I was lazy.
5. This is kinda like purgatory. It's not the best place to be but it could be worse.
6. Not bad at all... It's like I just scored a BJ from my hot first cousin.
7. Entertaining as all hell, kinda like the feeling where you just drank enough not to puke and can still walk.
8. Buy this game, I'm super-cereal. It's got stuff that makes my nipples tingly.
9. HELL F'ing YEAH! I'd talk more about it but I'm gonna be locked in place for a week just playing this ****er.
10. This game is like godfather two and the empire strikes back joined forces to **** your face off with wow. I'm taking all of my PTO days and going on FMLA.

EDIT: We can also discuss upcoming/all things gaming in here as well.
Enjoy!

**007** · 07-03-2015, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

That looks like something out of the Tron movie. The first one, not the reboot.

It was a sequel not a reboot. sheesh. Get it right man.

And yeah, that looks a lot like the original Tron. We need more Tron.

**Gonzo** · 07-06-2015, 02:21 PM

I don't know if any of you are familiar with Jim Sterling but this is goddamned hysterical.

A couple years back, he reviewed a terrible game and the developers threw a shit fit. Apparently they can't get over it. He reviewed another game of theirs last week and they shit the bed and requested an interview where they tried hard to embarrass him.
It went very ugly. Check it out, very funny.

**Gonzo** · 07-17-2015, 11:19 AM

Head of Nintendo, Satoru Iwata passed away this week. I'm sure most of you have heard by now.
Like Nintendo or not, he brought a lot of people happiness. I first really got into gaming due to Nintendo.
I owned the original NES and a super NES. Loved me some Mario.
The guy worked until he died.
Story here:

http://kotaku.com/thousands-attend-t...ata-1718506891

**Gonzo** · 07-21-2015, 06:40 PM

As I stated early in this thread, it's looking more and more likely that by Xmas, 2016 we might me saddling up again, Partner.
I really hope that this happens sooner rather than later. We've gone five years on RDR and it's time for a sequel.

Rockstar will likely make this a franchise, much like GTA.

STORY HERE:

http://www.gamezone.com/news/rumor-r...-works-3422005

**hometeam** · 07-21-2015, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

As I stated early in this thread, it's looking more and more likely that by Xmas, 2016 we might me saddling up again, Partner.
I really hope that this happens sooner rather than later. We've gone five years on RDR and it's time for a sequel.

Rockstar will likely make this a franchise, much like GTA.

STORY HERE:

http://www.gamezone.com/news/rumor-r...-works-3422005

need PC version this time. Was such a great game.

Mother****erJones · 07-22-2015, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

As I stated early in this thread, it's looking more and more likely that by Xmas, 2016 we might me saddling up again, Partner.
I really hope that this happens sooner rather than later. We've gone five years on RDR and it's time for a sequel.

Rockstar will likely make this a franchise, much like GTA.

STORY HERE:

http://www.gamezone.com/news/rumor-r...-works-3422005

I would absolutely love it! I'm rethinking a play through of RD1.

**007** · 07-22-2015, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

As I stated early in this thread, it's looking more and more likely that by Xmas, 2016 we might me saddling up again, Partner.
I really hope that this happens sooner rather than later. We've gone five years on RDR and it's time for a sequel.

Rockstar will likely make this a franchise, much like GTA.

STORY HERE:

http://www.gamezone.com/news/rumor-r...-works-3422005

OUTSTANDING. Maybe they will include an updated version of Red Dead Redemption with it as well.

DJJasonp · 07-25-2015, 09:53 AM

So i'm trying to straddle the line between new PS4 games, and getting caught up on my steam backlog:

For PS4, I'm about 10% of the way through Far Cry 4, and I'm loving it. Reminds me of last year's Tomb Raider reboot (which I LOVED).....maybe with a bit more enemies and gunplay, obviously.....but either way, really enjoying it so far.

I had started elder scrolls online....and to be honest, I don't know why I buy those games....I start them, like them.....but then get bored, and end up never completing as much as 25% of the main storyline. Maybe will come back to it after far cry 4?

On Steam, I'm nearing the end of Metro Last Light Redux....and I have to say, after a slow start, I'm really enjoying this game, and looking forward to 2033. There are some areas that are legitimately tough (and I even had to break down and look online for clues, which I only use as a last resort). The swamp (and now trying to get to the church), has caused quite a bit of cussing! Fun game though

GloucesterChief · 07-25-2015, 09:56 AM

Metro 2033 is the first game and it is harder than Last Light.

eDave · 07-25-2015, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by GloucesterChief

Metro 2033 is the first game and it is harder than Last Light.

I'm stuck early on, having lost the other guy trying lead me through outdoors. I have no more masks and keep dying. It's tough for sure.

I do see the guy again, at some car then he runs towards me. I suppose I'm supposed to follow him but I die.

GloucesterChief · 07-25-2015, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by eDave

I'm stuck early on, having lost the other guy trying lead me through outdoors. I have no more masks and keep dying. It's tough for sure.

I do see the guy again, at some car then he runs towards me. I suppose I'm supposed to follow him but I die.

Its been awhile but have you got to the playground yet or not?

eDave · 07-25-2015, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by GloucesterChief

Its been awhile but have you got to the playground yet or not?

That is exactly where I am. Cleared out the dudes that were outside the windows of the next building then just ran around like a madman till I saw the guy. Like 20 attempts before I found a path that didn't kill me with radiation.

GloucesterChief · 07-25-2015, 10:25 AM

There should be plenty of masks and filters around. Also, take off your mask when the event at the playground happens if you want to get the good ending.

eDave · 07-25-2015, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloucesterChief

There should be plenty of masks and filters around. Also, take off your mask when the event at the playground happens if you want to get the good ending.

Pretty sure I got all of them and still ****ed up. Took me forever to kill those dudes. If I can restart at entering the playground I will and take your advise. I like to work through my **** ups and avoid starting over though so I'll probably try it again 20 more times. I get closer each time.

Thanks man.

GloucesterChief · 07-25-2015, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave

Pretty sure I got all of them and still ****ed up. Took me forever to kill those dudes. If I can restart at entering the playground I will and take your advise. I like to work through my **** ups and avoid starting over though so I'll probably try it again 20 more times. I get closer each time.

Thanks man.

There are two endings, the canon ending and a moral one. Anytime the screen flashes white and there is a sound you earned moral points towards the good ending.

So, don't kill anybody you don't have to, explore, and listen to Khan.

08-27-2014, 12:19 AM
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	All Things Video Games & Game Reviews Hey guys... Thought we could use a thread to help one another out with purchasing new and used games. Now that the next gen consoles are out and the holiday season will soon be upon us, many new games are going to drop. We've been throwing 'reviews' in several different threads or making new threads for each game. I thought we might like to converge and discuss them as a whole. Whether you're on PS3, 360, PS4, XB one or even a wii, PC and Mac, this is a repository for what you're playing and how you rate it. Let's try to do a 1-10 scale for each game. Take into account the following: Storyline Challenge Replayability Graphics Online functionality Downloadable content AI/npc's Price Length of gameplay You can use all or some of those as a guide to score the game. If there are other aspects you'd like to tell as about with your game, please do so. These are just suggentions. Please note what system, (if necessary i.e. It being exclusive to a system) you're playing on and let us know what you think. 1. Sucks, I'd rather watch Brodie Croyle play as our starter. This game is dogshit. 2. Don't waste your time. It's obviously been programmed by a bunch of chimps with syphilis. 3. I'd rather eat tapioca pudding out of my grandmothers colostomy bag, then stick my tongue in her stoma. 4. Meh, there's really better stuff to do, (like waxing my pubes) but I was lazy. 5. This is kinda like purgatory. It's not the best place to be but it could be worse. 6. Not bad at all... It's like I just scored a BJ from my hot first cousin. 7. Entertaining as all hell, kinda like the feeling where you just drank enough not to puke and can still walk. 8. Buy this game, I'm super-cereal. It's got stuff that makes my nipples tingly. 9. HELL F'ing YEAH! I'd talk more about it but I'm gonna be locked in place for a week just playing this **er. 10. This game is like godfather two and the empire strikes back joined forces to ** your face off with wow. I'm taking all of my PTO days and going on FMLA. EDIT: We can also discuss upcoming/all things gaming in here as well. Enjoy! Last edited by Gonzo; 08-28-2014 at 11:04 PM..
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07-25-2015, 09:53 AM	#923
DJJasonp My work speaks for itself!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $1615200	So i'm trying to straddle the line between new PS4 games, and getting caught up on my steam backlog: For PS4, I'm about 10% of the way through Far Cry 4, and I'm loving it. Reminds me of last year's Tomb Raider reboot (which I LOVED).....maybe with a bit more enemies and gunplay, obviously.....but either way, really enjoying it so far. I had started elder scrolls online....and to be honest, I don't know why I buy those games....I start them, like them.....but then get bored, and end up never completing as much as 25% of the main storyline. Maybe will come back to it after far cry 4? On Steam, I'm nearing the end of Metro Last Light Redux....and I have to say, after a slow start, I'm really enjoying this game, and looking forward to 2033. There are some areas that are legitimately tough (and I even had to break down and look online for clues, which I only use as a last resort). The swamp (and now trying to get to the church), has caused quite a bit of cussing! Fun game though __________________ Its easier to fool a man, than to convince a man he's been fooled.
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07-25-2015, 09:56 AM	#924
GloucesterChief MVP Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $1406454	Metro 2033 is the first game and it is harder than Last Light.
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GloucesterChief MVP Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $1406454	There should be plenty of masks and filters around. Also, take off your mask when the event at the playground happens if you want to get the good ending.
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