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Old 10-07-2014, 02:24 PM  
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If you are a disabled veteran with at least a 60 percent rating...

...take that and enjoy your life around the World..well, Central/South America.

Hey guys! I was thinking about how fortunate I am and thought maybe I could put a bug in the ear of someone to cheer them up and see a new path.

I got out of the Army back in 2010 and was awarded with a 60 percent disability rating. My terrible marriage came to an end, I had used the GI bill to graduate from college and started looking around for work. Wow, did that just about make me want spend the afternoon drinking with Ray Rice...that bad.

After 6 months of deliberating I decided to take my 60 percent (which is around a thousand bucks a month) and move to a fully equipped cabin on the beach in Costa Rica. (the light blue Caribbean waters just outside my front door)

With that monthly money I was able to easily live, enjoy internet, cable, endless white sandy beaches and still have money for "extras". (Obviously no car, big screens or hot water but NO WORK either!)

Going into that adventure I thought I would be happy being single living in one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen at a cut rate price. However..life took over and my heart went pitter patter over a beautiful, smart, gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, perfect Costa Rican woman.

It has been two years since I stepped on the plane and left South Dakota. My WIFE and I just celebrated our one year wedding anniversary on Sunday. (Thanks for the shitty gift fat Andy..my bride said "Why didn't they just count and see that there were twelve players? That seems pretty simple, right?" Gotta love her.)

Anywho, if you have some adventure in your bones (which you do if you signed up) roll the dice Vets. Or, if you are not a vet but have a thousand dollars a month pension or a big wad of cash, take a look around and decide if living in the US is what you really want.

Take the leap and you may be rewarded more than you could ever imagine!

Cheers and have wonderful day!



P.S. For anyone that actually wants to try this, let me know and I will break down every step for you.


Edit: I forgot to mention that I am 30, a good age for retirement.

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Old 10-08-2014, 02:20 PM   #76
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No problem.

Breakdown:

Rent- Including cable, internet and free laundry once a week - $350
Food- Including eating out - $400
Extras in the month or savings - $250+
Sunblock - $20

Seeing the beach every morning and night...well, you get the idea.
Need to make concessions for hookers and blow
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Old 10-08-2014, 02:21 PM   #77
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Haha, this whole time I have been typing I have been waiting for last night's SOA episode to buffer. Back to that and off to eat. My wife made chicken fajitas. Yum.
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Old 10-08-2014, 02:23 PM   #78
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It is really pretty cool once you let go of some of the stuff you think you need. I got on the plane with 1 duffle bag after accumulating 10 years of grownup garbage and have been in heaven.

My paradise will be changing a bit though. Now that I am married, owning a house seems way more fun to me. We are heading to the states for a few years to work(in Colorado Springs and not so bad because I love what I will be doing), living tight, and will be able to buy a nice little place on the beach for cheap! I will still be back to retirement by 35-36! Woohoo!
So you should hook an old guy up with your rental cabin...
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Old 10-08-2014, 02:23 PM   #79
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See - Extras

Haha, not my style but hear stories every day about that as well! There are a bunch of skeevies hiding out down here too.

Forgot to mention a negative, never, ever, ever, forget to lock your door her. And, get a dog. A big one.
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Old 10-08-2014, 02:25 PM   #80
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So you should hook an old guy up with your rental cabin...
If you give me a date of arrival I am sure I could get you one! There are four total "cabinas" where I live.
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Old 10-08-2014, 02:25 PM   #81
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Haha, not my style but hear stories every day about that as well! There are a bunch of skeevies hiding out down here too.

Forgot to mention a negative, never, ever, ever, forget to lock your door her. And, get a dog. A big one.
Two fiddy don't cut it bro!
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Old 10-08-2014, 02:31 PM   #82
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Old 10-08-2014, 04:23 PM   #83
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Haha, did you know my ex?

And you are absolutely fricking right. She thinks I am the greatest man that ever existed in the history of the World. No joke, she treats me like it too. I was thinking of a thread that says how women should be based on my wife's treatment of me but I already heard the hammer clicking back on most of the married fellas personal handguns. Maybe I'll save it.

Proof she married a dummy like me is below.
Great rack.

I've heard enough of these stories over the years and seen a few too that I really cannot imagine why any white healthy decently-attractive man would ever tolerate an American bitch who didn't appreciate him. Women are trained to think men are evil misogybist would-be rapists looking to stop their abortions.....foreign women seem to think men are a necessity and a joy
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Old 10-08-2014, 05:23 PM   #84
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I've heard enough of these stories over the years and seen a few too that I really cannot imagine why any white healthy decently-attractive man would ever tolerate an American bitch who didn't appreciate him. Women are trained to think men are evil misogybist would-be rapists looking to stop their abortions.....foreign women seem to think men are a necessity and a joy
I'm sure NOW will guilt them into shame and convert them too...
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Old 10-08-2014, 05:36 PM   #85
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I am originally from South Dakota and Have property in Costa Rica . The land is about 2 kilometers up El Tucan rd . A little over 1 Hectar.
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Old 10-08-2014, 05:37 PM   #86
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Great rack.

I've heard enough of these stories over the years and seen a few too that I really cannot imagine why any white healthy decently-attractive man would ever tolerate an American bitch who didn't appreciate him. Women are trained to think men are evil misogybist would-be rapists looking to stop their abortions.....foreign women seem to think men are a necessity and a joy
Everything you said is TRUE

I am not allowed to cook, clean, do laundry and if I wasn't so used to doing it myself she would bathe me too. I tried it, just too used to cleaning my own butt.

There is much more to how different she actually is compared to most soul sucking...... well I do not want to be negative. I guess I would consider women of the United States to be near the bottom when it comes to being a good partner.
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Old 10-08-2014, 05:39 PM   #87
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I am originally from South Dakota and Have property in Costa Rica . The land is about 2 kilometers up El Tucan rd . A little over 1 Hectar.
Well, if you left and I left...who is left in SD? I hope you remembered to turn the light off.
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Old 10-08-2014, 05:41 PM   #88
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Well, if you left and I left...who is left in SD? I hope you remembered to turn the light off.
My mother is still using the lights.
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Old 10-08-2014, 05:41 PM   #89
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Sounds interesting. My wife is trying to talk me into moving to St. Thomas. I just don't know if I can do it. Wonderful place to vacation, but to live there?
Personally, I would stay away from popular tourist destinations. I live in Southeast CR where not too many rich tourists go. It is more of a small smoke town that hippie tourists with not too much cash come and spend some time. Many Germans and Italians seem to think the place is the tits.
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Old 10-08-2014, 05:45 PM   #90
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Let me guess...field artillery or MP?
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