Chiefs ****Official "I hate Luke Joeckel as a prospect" thread**** - Page 6

Nightfyre · 03-18-2013, 05:17 PM

The dude is soft and weak. He gets whipped by speed and bull rushers alike. He doesn't play through the whistle. What is there to like about this dude? Am I missing something?

Molitoth · 03-18-2013, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020

Probably would have missed this fact if it had not been posted in a hate Luke Joeckel thread.

B14ckmon · 03-18-2013, 06:55 PM

**hometeam** · 03-18-2013, 06:57 PM

Fisher looks like a man.. this dude looks like a ****ing chump.

**Tribal Warfare** · 03-18-2013, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by crispystl420

That would be blasphemy. That kind of dedication deserves recognition lol.

actually, he should be near it now, but he's not because of Phobia's 1st reset to his post count.

**Tribal Warfare** · 03-18-2013, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam

Fisher looks like a man.. this dude looks like a ****ing chump.

John Tait 2.0

MrGiggity · 03-18-2013, 07:00 PM

Luke Joeckel has teh AIDS, herps,crabs,stinky taint and more aids.

evolve27 · 03-18-2013, 07:06 PM

Joeckel sounded friggin reeruned at the combine. Ill trade down and grab Fisher instead of this idiot.

B14ckmon · 03-18-2013, 07:10 PM

Nightfyre · 03-18-2013, 07:14 PM

The florida game

The Bad:
5:22 Gets blown up, gives up a big stop.
6:10 Gets completely owned by McCray
6:30 Epic Fail cutblock
7:33 Gets just manhandled
8:50 Gets manhandled
9:14 Appears to blow his assignment
10:00 gives up the inside to #34
10:29 Gets abused
11:00 does not get a good seal on the pocket.
12:20 Manziel miracles out of a sack given up by Joeckel

The Florida tape clearly shows A&M's scheme masking many of his deficiencies. There were also plenty of times where he was just ineffective but it was away from the play or the play developed so quickly that it was inconsequential. That shit won't fly at the next level. If I wanted to nitpick this tape, we would be here all ****ing day.

Sorter · 03-18-2013, 07:21 PM

confused · 03-18-2013, 07:43 PM

"Luke Joeckel sucks because his name doesn't rhyme with Reno Zmith"

"I wrote 3 pages in my journal today about Geno Smith. One of them was a love poem in the form of Haiku"

"Why won't Geno Smith return my fan mail? I wonder what type of boxers he wears...."

-The VAST majority of Joeckel phobics on this damn board. Flame on pussyfarts.

confused · 03-18-2013, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by B14ckmon

He looks identical to the deaf tight end from The Replacements with Keanu Reeves.

ChiefsCountry · 03-18-2013, 07:50 PM

He isn't even the best tackle on his college team. Jake Matthews is ten times the prospect Jockel is.

mcaj22 · 03-18-2013, 07:53 PM

seriously what NFL DE or OLBer is going to be afraid of this guy looks wise

this dude is going to get beat like a drum by most of these strong fast outside guys and it wont even be funny

at least for the first half of his career

Messier · 03-18-2013, 07:55 PM

If the Chiefs don't draft him, I hope this thread keeps going. I'd hate to think the hatred was only tied to the idea the Chiefs might draft him.

03-18-2013, 05:17 PM
Nightfyre MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Helena, MT Casino cash: $3418849	**Official "I hate Luke Joeckel as a prospect" thread** The dude is soft and weak. He gets whipped by speed and bull rushers alike. He doesn't play through the whistle. What is there to like about this dude? Am I missing something?
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evolve27 Keep It on Wax Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: BUMP MASTER, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Joeckel sounded friggin reeruned at the combine. Ill trade down and grab Fisher instead of this idiot. __________________ Best QB Available
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03-18-2013, 07:14 PM	#84
Nightfyre MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Helena, MT Casino cash: $3418849	The florida game The Bad: 5:22 Gets blown up, gives up a big stop. 6:10 Gets completely owned by McCray 6:30 Epic Fail cutblock 7:33 Gets just manhandled 8:50 Gets manhandled 9:14 Appears to blow his assignment 10:00 gives up the inside to #34 10:29 Gets abused 11:00 does not get a good seal on the pocket. 12:20 Manziel miracles out of a sack given up by Joeckel The Florida tape clearly shows A&M's scheme masking many of his deficiencies. There were also plenty of times where he was just ineffective but it was away from the play or the play developed so quickly that it was inconsequential. That shit won't fly at the next level. If I wanted to nitpick this tape, we would be here all ****ing day.
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confused Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	"Luke Joeckel sucks because his name doesn't rhyme with Reno Zmith" "I wrote 3 pages in my journal today about Geno Smith. One of them was a love poem in the form of Haiku" "Why won't Geno Smith return my fan mail? I wonder what type of boxers he wears...." -The VAST majority of Joeckel phobics on this damn board. Flame on pussyfarts.
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03-18-2013, 07:50 PM	#88
ChiefsCountry The Insider Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lake of the Ozarks Casino cash: $2058752	He isn't even the best tackle on his college team. Jake Matthews is ten times the prospect Jockel is.
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03-18-2013, 07:53 PM	#89
mcaj22 MVP Join Date: Feb 2010 Casino cash: $10014454	seriously what NFL DE or OLBer is going to be afraid of this guy looks wise this dude is going to get beat like a drum by most of these strong fast outside guys and it wont even be funny at least for the first half of his career
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03-18-2013, 07:55 PM	#90
Messier MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $10005050	If the Chiefs don't draft him, I hope this thread keeps going. I'd hate to think the hatred was only tied to the idea the Chiefs might draft him.
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