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Old 10-08-2008, 09:50 AM  
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Have you found Jesus?
In your short time on this planet, have you found Jesus?

Have you completely devoted your life to Christ?

What caused you to turn to prayer and faith and giving Him your life, allowing Him to guide you?


Are you in a better place now after accepting Him as your savior?
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:12 PM   #76
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That quote doesn't work for me. I think marriage marked the end of me talking to women.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:14 PM   #77
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This thread has definite potential.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:15 PM   #78
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That quote doesn't work for me. I think marriage marked the end of me talking to women.
Heh, funny thing.

By the way, you win.

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Old 10-08-2008, 03:16 PM   #79
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This thread has definite potential.
Eh, I'm running out of beer.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:18 PM   #80
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That quote doesn't work for me. I think marriage marked the end of me talking to women.
Funny. Thats what made me start talking to women.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:19 PM   #81
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Holy shit, Katipan's back and in Iowa. I'm quiet sure there's a unique story there but I'm gettting ready to leave work and will have to catch it on the rebound.

Nice to see your smiling face (err, kinda, you know what I mean) welcome back.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:21 PM   #82
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"Have you found Jesus?"

If I were Jesus, I would be pissed at that certain segment of Christians who seem to keep losing their savior! Furthermore, I don't know why it is incumbent upon me to help them find him. Can't they just ask the the manager to make an announcement over the PA system to locate him as soon as they realize they have neglected to note his assumed presence? Maybe they should pick a new savior that stands out more or doesn't wander away.

Shouldn't "Savior Neglect" be a crime? I realize this doesn't apply to the majority of Christians who have had no problem keeping an eye on Jesus, its just the ones who feel compelled to knock on my door, or interrupt my silent contemplation while standing in some line. Maybe we could get them one of those child leashes so their savior doesn't stray off.

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Theologically speaking it is incorrect to say you have found Jesus, as its the other way around.

Not that thats what you were going for, but still.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:21 PM   #83
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Funny. Thats what made me start talking to women.
As the saying goes: I was married once, but I got better.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:22 PM   #84
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Good to see you back, Katipan. Your humor was missed.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:23 PM   #85
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Holy shit, Katipan's back and in Iowa. I'm quiet sure there's a unique story there but I'm gettting ready to leave work and will have to catch it on the rebound.

Nice to see your smiling face (err, kinda, you know what I mean) welcome back.
I've come to view the Midwest Man in his natural habitat. If I sit really still and don't disturb the beer cans, I can catch him/them behaving as nature intended.

You guys are a lot hairier out here.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:24 PM   #86
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As the saying goes: I was married once, but I got better.
You did if you got lesbians...
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:27 PM   #87
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I've come to view the Midwest Man in his natural habitat. If I sit really still and don't disturb the beer cans, I can catch him/them behaving as nature intended.

You guys are a lot hairier out here.
I think we're having an "Enemy Mine" moment here.

When I die, will you sing my praises with drunken beer gargles, random stutterings, and uncomfortable maudlin moments?...
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:27 PM   #88
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You did if you got lesbians...
Got a funny story about that....
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:28 PM   #89
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And don't think of it as 'hairy', think of it as 'insulated'. Works for 'fat' too.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:29 PM   #90
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Got a funny story about that....
And in one post he goes from "kinda-sad-lonely-angry-guy" to "hey fellas, got my penthouse forum letter published..."
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