Funny Stuff Clays theme song - Page 6

Coochie liquor · 09-15-2014, 05:11 AM

As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind.
So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS.
And of course the lyrics are NSFW.

Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth.
Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats.

He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay
For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way.
He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees.
Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day.
He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid....

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-15-2014, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz

That is NOT a chick.

That's not true...

That's IMPOSSIBLE!

Eleazar · 09-15-2014, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Oh, and one other thing. You seem nice!

I've been slipping, I know

Coochie liquor · 09-15-2014, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief

That is NOT a chick.

That's not true...

That's IMPOSSIBLE!

You rubbed one out to it.... Didn't ya??

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-15-2014, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise liquor

You rubbed one out to it.... Didn't ya??

Coochie liquor · 09-15-2014, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief

That's a good one!! Lmao!

09-15-2014, 05:11 AM
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Free Vybz Kartel Casino cash: $2232394	Clays theme song As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind. So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS. And of course the lyrics are NSFW. Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth. Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats. He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way. He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees. Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day. He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid....
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