The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is...

[RealSNR]

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
mac459 (withdrawn)
Coochie liquor(KO'd)
temper11 (KO'd)

[Bugeater]

Well crap, my 24 hours are just about up and this is essentially over with. Anyone want some rep?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

When anyone is banned, especially Hootie, CP just hums right along without missing a beat.

No addition, no subtraction.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So, has Pizza been eliminated for shameful pussery yet?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

At least Coochie took it like a man, and didn't run and hide.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

At least Coochie took it like a man, and didn't run and hide.

THIS!

Get a pair Doughboy.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

So, has Pizza been eliminated for shameful pussery yet?

Nope. I could personally get it done, but I admire the tactic too much. It was an incredibly advanced maneuver for someone his age.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

if I'm trolling, I'm probably in the top 1% of all Internet trolls of all-time ... no doubt

that said, unlike Clay, I don't troll sports ... unless Patriots fans are pissing me off, and then I'll troll them a little bit

I'll troll these ****ing threads all day long, though.

and my trolling is generally pretty epic, you know, unlike 'lil chiefy' which makes Frazod's 'pootie scale' look genius

Easily. You're so good at it, people often don't even know it's happening to them. As someone else who can pull that off I'll give you credit where it's due.

[MTG#10]

I dont think there's any doubt who the greatest troll of all time is on this board. My Life troll jobs a few years ago were so good most people to this day still think it was all true.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

MTG you are a walking episode of Jerry Springer

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

My Life troll jobs a few years ago were so good most people to this day still think it was all true.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

MTG you are a walking episode of Jerry Springer

Point proven.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If you believe the show is real. My response was gold.

[digger]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

It was an incredibly advanced maneuver for someone his age.

This! Pizza for the WIN! this might take weeks.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

If you believe the show is real. My response was gold.

Touche

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by digger

This! Pizza for the WIN! this might take weeks.

I'm not going that far, I just don't have the heart to neg him.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by digger

This! Pizza for the WIN! this might take weeks.

It's not possible, he doesn't have enough posts to overcome Bufkin's lead. It's over.