The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is...

[RealSNR]

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
mac459 (withdrawn)
Coochie liquor(KO'd)
temper11 (KO'd)

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

And you remember it?? Lol!! I bet that was a crazy time!! We've had a few bands crash at our house over the years. Always out of control, but FUN!! We gotta get together soon brotha!!

I use to promote Rock shows. Was a writer and then later editor of an entertainment magazine. I just got some of my ticket stubs dating back to the late 70's -early 80's framed.

[digger]

Bufkin's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli. 16

PizzaDoughz must have mowed badgirl's lawn. 7

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

I use to promote Rock shows. Was a writer and then later editor of an entertainment magazine. I just got some of my ticket stubs dating back to the late 70's -early 80's framed.

Wow, I used to promote reggae shows in the Tampa Bay Area. Haven't done it in about a year and a half. Been so busy with my real job haven't had time to do hardly anything else.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

It just really confuses me why Hootie would take a heinous post that I regretfully made, and change up a part that is seemingly irrelevant. Then, when he's called out on it, he completely defies reality and says that the post in question actually said what he's fibbing about. He made the claim, and yet won't post a screenshot that he allegedly has. Fortunately, the post is still available in the thread that it was made, so I really have no reason to post a screenshot.

It would be like witnessing the murder of your wife, telling the detective the truth, but then adding that the guy also had a fedora on when he didn't have a hat on at all. Why the **** would you lie about that? What do you have to gain?

And why was he actually banned? I remember hearing something that he made some comments that were almost as grotesque as the ones I made. I'm assuming he wasn't kicked to the curb solely because he called some douche a douche.

The next time that you make a good trolling post and think to yourself, "gee, I'm really good at trolling! I might be the best?"

Think back to about 5 PM today ... in this thread ... and then realize you're not even even in the 1 percentile compared to me.

Ok sport?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

lol. Hootie thinks he's a good troll.

[Hootie]

if I'm trolling, I'm probably in the top 1% of all Internet trolls of all-time ... no doubt

that said, unlike Clay, I don't troll sports ... unless Patriots fans are pissing me off, and then I'll troll them a little bit

I'll troll these ****ing threads all day long, though.

and my trolling is generally pretty epic, you know, unlike 'lil chiefy' which makes Frazod's 'pootie scale' look genius

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

He's out. He can't come back. Once you hit red, you were out. That was the rules SNR gave to start the contest.

He can be repped once the contest is over, no?

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

if I'm trolling, I'm probably in the top 1% of all Internet trolls of all-time ... no doubt

that said, unlike Clay, I don't troll sports ... unless Patriots fans are pissing me off, and then I'll troll them a little bit

I'll troll these ****ing threads all day long, though.

and my trolling is generally pretty epic, you know, unlike 'lil chiefy' which makes Frazod's 'pootie scale' look genius

Your "trolling" just comes off like a 12 year old pissing down his own leg. It's seriously like reading something Cartman and Kyle would "troll" about, but not funny.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

He can be repped once the contest is over, no?



Your "trolling" just comes off like a 12 year old pissing down his own leg. It's seriously like reading something Cartman and Kyle would "troll" about, but not funny.

But his locks of the week though....

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

He can be repped once the contest is over, no?

You can rep him right now if you like. He's out. No longer participating. Give him as many e-handjobs as you wish.

[Bufkin]

The waterhead doesn't troll sports, but how do you explain starting a thread on the basis that Tom Brady isn't clutch? And like a month before he wins a 4th ****ing super bowl.

Either you're a reerun who know jack shit about sports, or you troll on sports discussions. Probably both.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by SNR

You can rep him right now if you like. He's out. No longer participating. Give him as many e-handjobs as you wish.

That's nice.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

The waterhead doesn't troll sports, but how do you explain starting a thread on the basis that Tom Brady isn't clutch? And like a month before he wins a 4th ****ing super bowl.

Either you're a reerun who know jack shit about sports, or you troll on sports discussions. Probably both.

it took me 12 posts (approx) to hurt your feelings like the bitch that you are

you're like the Kwame Brown to my Michael Jordan

[crazycoffey]

I don't know where to go with this now.... I like pizza's tactics but want to hear the CP news prank. I like rooting for the underdog, but still not ready to "officially" side with hootie on anything troll related.

[Hammock Parties]

Hootie, your insecurity towards my sheer grandness as a poster is disconcerting.

You don't have to bring me up in every one of your little rants. Have a little confidence. You have a style here that people enjoy, but whining is not part of it.

Perhaps go back to defending Alex Smith...everyone here seems to hate him now so you could carve out a niche. He could be your new Manning.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

it took me 12 posts (approx) to hurt your feelings like the bitch that you are

you're like the Kwame Brown to my Michael Jordan

You didn't hurt my feelings sunshine. You essentially repeated the same crap Sac has been saying for the past 6 months. That routine really doesn't bother me that much.

Confused? Yes. Angry? No. I'm still not certain you know what trolling means. You're the Sabby Piscatalli of this place.