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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

JD10367 · 09-19-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Out the door.

Pussy hunt 09.

Umm hmm. And, from what I've read, short on ammo, stumbling loudly through the woods, and in the wrong season and in the wrong part of the woods.

The Bambis are safe.

Reerun_KC · 09-19-2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Umm hmm. And, from what I've read, short on ammo, stumbling loudly through the woods, and in the wrong season and in the wrong part of the woods.

The Bambis are safe.

He is a big fan of Stags...

**Skip Towne** · 09-19-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

OK. I have another date tonight. I actually canceled a hookup with a worse-looking chick in an attempt to bang this other broad. I'm pretty sure she's horny. Single mother, woohoo!

Anyway, I was like, let's have dinner, and she was like, let's not, let's get a drink and go dancing, and I need you to pick me up, and I'm like, OK. Dancing is a prelude to sex. Right? RIGHT? Especially with drunk single mothers.

LET'S DO IT!

You have 2 chances of banging her. And slim left town.

Hammock Parties · 09-20-2009, 02:45 AM

Well, that was interesting. It's always interesting the first time a chick grinds against your crotch on the dance floor. It's also interesting the first time you slow dance with a girl and kiss her in front of everyone. Weeeeeeeeeeeee.

Also, funny story - another internet bitch texted me while I was en route to my OTHER internet bitch. It was unsolicited and I had no idea who it was at first. She was like "you're too hot to be alone!" which was nice, but I would have had to drive alllllllll the way back up north to get to wherever she was. Back burner, I guess. I sort of blew her off so I'm sure that will drive her nuts.

As for red, she was really cool. And I have NEVER kissed anyone so long and so hard after a date. I'd bet anything we see each other again. Especially since she kicked my ass at pool.

BTW, long island ice teas are really good!

PS - We stopped at Jack in the Box on the way home (I picked her up, she doesn't drive, major points FOR ME!). She was really drunk, and really hungry. It was hilarious.

Hammock Parties · 09-20-2009, 02:49 AM

Oh!

PPS - We saw a midget breakdance.

SPchief · 09-20-2009, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Well, that was interesting. It's always interesting the first time a chick grinds against your crotch on the dance floor. It's also interesting the first time you slow dance with a girl and kiss her in front of everyone. Weeeeeeeeeeeee.

Also, funny story - another internet bitch texted me while I was en route to my OTHER internet bitch. It was unsolicited and I had no idea who it was at first. She was like "you're too hot to be alone!" which was nice, but I would have had to drive alllllllll the way back up north to get to wherever she was. Back burner, I guess. I sort of blew her off so I'm sure that will drive her nuts.

As for red, she was really cool. And I have NEVER kissed anyone so long and so hard after a date. I'd bet anything we see each other again. Especially since she kicked my ass at pool.

BTW, long island ice teas are really good!

PS - We stopped at Jack in the Box on the way home (I picked her up, she doesn't drive, major points FOR ME!). She was really drunk, and really hungry. It was hilarious.

So this chick got you to take her out, get her drunk, and feed her afterwords and you didn't get any?

Hammock Parties · 09-20-2009, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief

So this chick got you to take her out, get her drunk, and feed her afterwords and you didn't get any?

Look, I sucked her face hard. For like five minutes. And she was into it. She's a single, unemployed mom and lives with her widowed father. And she doesn't drive. I am like an oil tycoon to this girl. I will hit it at some point. NO QUESTION!

Also, she paid for "dinner." Heh. I had egg rolls. (don't worry, I bought most of her drinks, and the club cover).

But yeah, FAIL, I guess.

Fairplay · 09-20-2009, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

But yeah, FAIL, I guess.

Say it ain't so.

Even in the Mega Millions lottery you have only a 1 in 175,711,536 chance of scoring. You can't win if you don't play.

Fairplay · 09-20-2009, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Also, funny story - another internet bitch texted me while I was en route to my OTHER internet bitch. It was unsolicited and I had no idea who it was at first. She was like "you're too hot to be alone!" which was nice, but I would have had to drive alllllllll the way back up north to get to wherever she was. Back burner, I guess. I sort of blew her off so I'm sure that will drive her nuts.

You have women waiting in line for you Gochiefs what a stud.

Hammock Parties · 09-20-2009, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

You have women waiting in line for you Gochiefs what a stud.

Hopefully.

lol

Pioli Zombie · 09-20-2009, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Look, I sucked her face hard. For like five minutes. And she was into it. She's a single, unemployed mom and lives with her widowed father. And she doesn't drive. I am like an oil tycoon to this girl. I will hit it at some point. NO QUESTION!

Also, she paid for "dinner." Heh. I had egg rolls. (don't worry, I bought most of her drinks, and the club cover).

But yeah, FAIL, I guess.

10 to 1 you **** her father before you **** her.
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Over-Head · 09-20-2009, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Look, I sucked her face hard. For like five minutes. And she was into it.

Of cource she was, she was DRUNK

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

She's a single, unemployed mom and lives with her widowed father. And she doesn't drive. I am like an oil tycoon to this girl. I will hit it at some point. NO QUESTION!

you honestly think your the FIRST guy to take her out, PAY for her night on the town and NOT get any?.

And

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Also, she paid for "dinner." Heh. I had egg rolls. (don't worry, I bought most of her drinks, and the club cover).
But yeah, FAIL, I guess.

Honest to **** son, you realy couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a pocket full of Ben Franklyns could ya?

Over-Head · 09-20-2009, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

You have women waiting in line for you Gochiefs what a stud.

The only thing Goatboy has waiting is his Left hand when the right one gets tired

Pioli Zombie · 09-20-2009, 06:39 AM

I bet she threw up shrimp on his face too.
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Hammock Parties · 09-22-2009, 09:10 PM

Well, I just had another date. She was really freaking cute. A redhead, angel-eyed opera singer. She was 22. We had a nice enough time but she seemed a little nervous. No kiss, but she did say "we should do this again sometime." She's a fan of letting things happen "organically" so she probably likes to take things slow. She has three tattoos and a nose ring, though, so her inner slut is in there somewhere.

And actually, I'd love to hear her sing. I mean, shit, I don't wanna just **** her, you know?

But, yeah...I'd like to hit it.

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09-20-2009, 02:45 AM	#8134
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4460478	Well, that was interesting. It's always interesting the first time a chick grinds against your crotch on the dance floor. It's also interesting the first time you slow dance with a girl and kiss her in front of everyone. Weeeeeeeeeeeee. Also, funny story - another internet bitch texted me while I was en route to my OTHER internet bitch. It was unsolicited and I had no idea who it was at first. She was like "you're too hot to be alone!" which was nice, but I would have had to drive alllllllll the way back up north to get to wherever she was. Back burner, I guess. I sort of blew her off so I'm sure that will drive her nuts. As for red, she was really cool. And I have NEVER kissed anyone so long and so hard after a date. I'd bet anything we see each other again. Especially since she kicked my ass at pool. BTW, long island ice teas are really good! PS - We stopped at Jack in the Box on the way home (I picked her up, she doesn't drive, major points FOR ME!). She was really drunk, and really hungry. It was hilarious. __________________ Chiefs game films
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09-20-2009, 02:49 AM	#8135
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4460478	Oh! PPS - We saw a midget breakdance. __________________ Chiefs game films
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09-22-2009, 09:10 PM	#8145
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4460478	Well, I just had another date. She was really freaking cute. A redhead, angel-eyed opera singer. She was 22. We had a nice enough time but she seemed a little nervous. No kiss, but she did say "we should do this again sometime." She's a fan of letting things happen "organically" so she probably likes to take things slow. She has three tattoos and a nose ring, though, so her inner slut is in there somewhere. And actually, I'd love to hear her sing. I mean, shit, I don't wanna just **** her, you know? But, yeah...I'd like to hit it. __________________ Chiefs game films
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