Royals Hey Toronto Blue Jays fans....... - Page 5

**lewdog** · 10-19-2016, 04:46 PM

I have a joke for you.

Q. What do you call an MLB player who makes the Blue Jays playoff roster?

A. A LOSER!!!!

Blow that team up!!!!!!!!!
And **** Canada!!!!!!!!!

**Bob Dole** · 10-19-2016, 10:08 PM

Everyone should probably back off and give the CryJays a little more respect after all their recent World Series appearances.

**Iowanian** · 10-19-2016, 10:18 PM

I flipped my bat.

The children of Haiti will be thankful for th contribution of all of those Toronto World Series t shirts.

C3HIEF3S · 10-19-2016, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Enjoy being the "defending world champs" for a couple more months for the rest of your shit 2016, then, I guess. I have a pennant race this fall to look forward to.

Dat pennant race though.

Congratulations, Toronto!!!!!:

Here's what it looks like to actually win the pennant,

**Anyong Bluth** · 10-19-2016, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

Remember that time on that one trip when your dad stopped at a restroom in North Carolina and you became a huge UNC fan?

**Anyong Bluth** · 10-19-2016, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

You guys think bricks is hurting himself right now?

I like to think he is.

Like safety pins through the nipples and playing Marilyn Manson on repeat kind?

teedubya · 10-19-2016, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S

Dat pennant race though.

Congratulations, Toronto!!!!!:

Here's what it looks like to actually win the pennant,

You know what we've not heard recently?

MOoOOOOOoooOOOoooOOooooOOOSE!!

That will be good to hear again.

C3HIEF3S · 10-19-2016, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by teedubya

You know what we've not heard recently?

MOoOOOOOoooOOOoooOOooooOOOSE!!

That will be good to hear again.

You are damn right on that. Just wasn't the same without him.

C3HIEF3S · 10-19-2016, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I flipped my bat.

The children of Haiti will be thankful for th contribution of all of those Toronto World Series t shirts.

**TimBone** · 10-19-2016, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Where did you grow up to choose such a wide variety of ****ed up teams?

Since you guys are giving MF'er Jones a hard time, I guess I'll share my little story and take some shit with him.

I was born in Texas, but lived in a single mother household, where we watched no sports. When I was six, my mom married an army soldier, and we moved to Germany. I had no idea what football was...I first learned about football the first week I was there when I was outside playing and some other army kids asked me to join their football game.

I quickly fell in love with the game, and wanted to learn more. Naturally, I began by watching on TV. Back then, Army bases overseas had only one channel, the Armed Forces Network, so you watched whatever game they were showing. The first football game I ever saw on tv was between the ****ing Chiefs-Bills. Inwas tok young to know which teams were good, ot anything like that. I liked the Chiefs uniforms better, so I began rooting for them. In typical Chiefs fashion, they lost that game. I've been rooting for them ever since. ****ing Chiefs.

Why Not? · 10-20-2016, 12:09 AM

Damn! I wish I had been free earlier tonight when this thread got going. Lew, text me next time you start an epic thread! This thread combines some of my favorite things in sports. Both wallowing in the joyous mire of Blue Jays suck, but also, a decent amount of butt hurt Jays(and White Sox, for some reason)fans.

Oh, and you can **** right off with this "at least the Blue Jays got farther then the Royals did this year" hogwash. This is pro sports. There is championship or no championship. This is not the NCAA basketball tournament where it is a huge deal for some small school(say Hawaii)to knock out a power conference team(say Cal, just to be random��)and then lose in the next round. Its win a title or disappear into the fog of lost memories

The Royals will not win the 2016 WS. Neither will the Blue Jays. The only difference is one fan base is still punch drunk off a very recent title and the other is looking in history books and hearing old folks tell tales of championships.

Why Not? · 10-20-2016, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S

The butthurt from non-Royals fans is ****ing awesome.

THis.

**Gadzooks** · 10-20-2016, 12:34 AM

lewdog - I get why you hate the Jays, but what's up with the vitriol towards the entire nation of Canada? Did a Canadian beat you up when you were smaller than you are now?

Chief Roundup · 10-20-2016, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Nuh-uh!!!! They didn't do shit this year loser! Blue Jays are a better team!

/ChiefRoundup's reeruned twin

Nice cherry pick there butt hurt Royals fan.

**ChiTown** · 10-20-2016, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Throwing in other seasons? You mean last year's World Series title from the Royals that beat pretty much this exact Blue Jays roster? Yes, sounds so irrelevant. Especially while the Blue Jays extended a 23 year World Series drought on a team supposed to be fairly loaded, this year and last.

You must love being a Chiefs fan. Loving teams that stay consistently relevant while never having an all in season and winning the big one.

The 2015 Jays Roster was better than '16. Their starting pitching was much better with Price, etc.

Go **** yourselves, Jays fans!!! You've earned it!

**Dartgod** · 10-20-2016, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I flipped my bat.

The children of Haiti will be thankful for th contribution of all of those Toronto World Series t shirts.

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Why Not? In Search of a Life Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $2828994	Damn! I wish I had been free earlier tonight when this thread got going. Lew, text me next time you start an epic thread! This thread combines some of my favorite things in sports. Both wallowing in the joyous mire of Blue Jays suck, but also, a decent amount of butt hurt Jays(and White Sox, for some reason)fans. Oh, and you can **** right off with this "at least the Blue Jays got farther then the Royals did this year" hogwash. This is pro sports. There is championship or no championship. This is not the NCAA basketball tournament where it is a huge deal for some small school(say Hawaii)to knock out a power conference team(say Cal, just to be random��)and then lose in the next round. Its win a title or disappear into the fog of lost memories The Royals will not win the 2016 WS. Neither will the Blue Jays. The only difference is one fan base is still punch drunk off a very recent title and the other is looking in history books and hearing old folks tell tales of championships.
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Gadzooks MFIC Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tromsø, Norway Casino cash: $3819219	lewdog - I get why you hate the Jays, but what's up with the vitriol towards the entire nation of Canada? Did a Canadian beat you up when you were smaller than you are now?
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