Football the ESPN playoff machine - Page 5

Crying Ramtard · 10:51 PM

this will be the NFC west scenario or very close to it

edit: sorry, I forgot to add the link so you can do it..here
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine#

**Easy 6** · 11-29-2014, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

There are 2^77 different ways the season can end. That is a hundred billion trillion different ways that the season could end. If each person on earth made 2000 predictions, the odds are still more than a billion to one that anyone would correctly predict the outcomes of all the games. It would be a waste of my time to attempt to pick out a specific ending. Instead, I calculate which ones are most likely, and give the odds of an team finishing in a given place.

Yeah, well cold hard math is no substitute for my superior intellect, back to the drawing board for you!

Valiant · 11-29-2014, 08:49 PM

Wow.

all i can say is wow. I am going to post a link for tin foil hats, i think i can make some money off of one person.

**Bugeater** · 11-29-2014, 09:19 PM

Okay ramtard, I clicked the link and did the playoff machine, and I have to say I'm shocked, this absolutely unequivocally confirms that the NFL is indeed rigged. Thank you so much for making me see the light.

Crying Ramtard · 11-29-2014, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

There are 2^77 different ways the season can end. That is a hundred billion trillion different ways that the season could end. If each person on earth made 2000 predictions, the odds are still more than a billion to one that anyone would correctly predict the outcomes of all the games. It would be a waste of my time to attempt to pick out a specific ending. Instead, I calculate which ones are most likely, and give the odds of an team finishing in a given place.

no, there isn't. Theres only what could happen if it was played out realistically or if you understand objective someone is trying to reach.

if it played out realistically, teams with aging QBs and back up QBs starting wouldn't even be in the running and yet those are the favorite teams.

waste of your time ? = you are afraid to

the odds are a billion to one ? and yet the bookie society often get to within 1 to 7 points of an outcome and you still don't question it?

you believe the chanted mantra "anything can happen".. so you think you know football and yet have no clue who's stronger and then stick to that choice.

stop making excuses and use the machine and make some real picks.

Crying Ramtard · 11-29-2014, 09:29 PM

I'm having second thoughts about Dallas and see the Rams and Chicago possibly in the last spot...

beach tribe · 11-30-2014, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

thats their plan in the first place. Cards fail with a winning record and the nfc south( you are incredibly gullible if you think that can really happen to an entire division)

It is inconceivable how someone so ****ing stupid could have lived as long as you.

Ever heard of Murphy's law?

beach tribe · 11-30-2014, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

no, there isn't. Theres only what could happen if it was played out realistically or if you understand objective someone is trying to reach.

if it played out realistically, teams with aging QBs and back up QBs starting wouldn't even be in the running and yet those are the favorite teams.

waste of your time ? = you are afraid to

the odds are a billion to one ? and yet the bookie society often get to within 1 to 7 points of an outcome and you still don't question it?

you believe the chanted mantra "anything can happen".. so you think you know football and yet have no clue who's stronger and then stick to that choice.

stop making excuses and use the machine and make some real picks.

Never played a down of football or any sport in your life and have no idea what team chemistry, being in the zone, a slump, jelling, or any other thing that defines team competition, and what makes it so amazing is.

You should really stop watching football, because you have no ****ing clue what makes it great.

Valiant · 11-30-2014, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

no, there isn't. Theres only what could happen if it was played out realistically or if you understand objective someone is trying to reach.

if it played out realistically, teams with aging QBs and back up QBs starting wouldn't even be in the running and yet those are the favorite teams.

waste of your time ? = you are afraid to

the odds are a billion to one ? and yet the bookie society often get to within 1 to 7 points of an outcome and you still don't question it?

you believe the chanted mantra "anything can happen".. so you think you know football and yet have no clue who's stronger and then stick to that choice.

stop making excuses and use the machine and make some real picks.

Holy shit are you stupid.

Shit, if everything you say is true, and you know it. Why are you not making millions off of sports betting in the NFL instead of being on CP babbling?

**TimBone** · 11-30-2014, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

you can put odds on anything under the sun. That in no way,shape or form proves it could remotely happen or will. It just means theres a chance it could.

That group of sentences completely scrambled my brain.

Crying Ramtard · 11-30-2014, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe

Never played a down of football or any sport in your life and have no idea what team chemistry, being in the zone, a slump, jelling, or any other thing that defines team competition, and what makes it so amazing is.

You should really stop watching football, because you have no ****ing clue what makes it great.

you are basically an idiot. None of these things are proven psychological facts of any kind. Just sports clichés you rely on to explain something you cant define. Of course I have played plenty of organized sports in my life which is also why I am intellectually able to analyze it. I am quite the opposite of stupid.

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You should really stop watching football, because you have no ****ing clue what makes it great

this is altogether just a dumb remark. I have watched it for 30 years and now know why I doubted certain aspects. I am not dumb enough to believe 4 rookie qb's can go to the playoffs in their first year at the same time.

Crying Ramtard · 11-30-2014, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

Holy shit are you stupid.

Shit, if everything you say is true, and you know it. Why are you not making millions off of sports betting in the NFL instead of being on CP babbling?

I can know outcomes without knowing the point spread or which games are won and lost to get there.

beach tribe · 11-30-2014, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ram29jackson

you are basically an idiot. None of these things are proven psychological facts of any kind. Just sports clichés you rely on to explain something you cant define. Of course I have played plenty of organized sports in my life which is also why I am intellectually able to analyze it. I am quite the opposite of stupid.

this is altogether just a dumb remark. I have watched it for 30 years and now know why I doubted certain aspects. I am not dumb enough to believe 4 rookie qb's can go to the playoffs in their first year at the same time.

The fact that you think the level of orchestration you talk about could actually be happening without someone finding out is stupidity so epic, that there has not been a single poster pass through here with a more ridiculous belief.

This is nothing more than an unshakeable dellusion that you have created for yourself as a coping mechanism to deal with how badly horrible losses have bwoken your wittle heart.

There are way too many reasons not to do this, and too many holes in the theory that it does.

You have taken the fact that the NFL has darlings who get the calls, and turned it into Tyler Durden making soap in the locker rooms.

You are a pussy, a nut, and an idiot.

Congratulations.

JD10367 · 11-30-2014, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by tk13

This is what I got. Place your bets now.

Neither the Broncos nor Patriots in the playoffs? Put down the crack pipe, son.

**BigMeatballDave** · 11-30-2014, 10:26 AM

Just saw on the NFL Network crawl that the NFL competition committee looking into re-seeding.

**notorious** · 11-30-2014, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Neither the Broncos nor Patriots in the playoffs? Put down the crack pipe, son.

Put on your sarcasm hat, son.

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