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Is it safe to assume that you got tazed?
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It also makes you a dumbass.
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04-10-2014, 08:38 AM | #65 |
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It’s amazing the number of tickets, amount of trouble in general, I’ve gotten out of simply by being polite, answering any questions directly and following each reply with “sir”. It doesn’t always do the trick, but it goes a hell of lot further than acting the ass.
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04-10-2014, 08:48 AM | #67 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Nope, just a night in the drunk tank.
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heh, I have a compulsion to find out the max speed on every car I've ever owned.
Well, I decided 2 AM on a Saturday night was a good time to experiment with a temporary Acura that I was in possession of. Hit 120, exit the freeway by my house and decide to blow the light because "If a cop is following me, he might see me." I lived one block off the access road. Pull in my driveway and I'm getting out of the car with my space case (weed container) when I see a cop haul balls around the corner. I knew he was coming for me despite not having lights or sirens on. Threw the space case back into the car and locked the doors. Short, 5'3"-5'5", bald cop hops out of the car and charges towards me. I'm trying to contain my laughter because he was so short and trying to charge up to me hardcore. In the sternest little man voice he could muster, "Why are you driving like a maniac?" I respond with a deadpan, "Because I like to drive fast." The look on his face was priceless. He didn't know what to say because I didn't try to deny it or make an excuse. He takes my license and goes to his car. I see him tell his partner about the interaction and I see his partner bust out laughing. Mini-cop comes back with a ticket for 88 in a 65, running a red light, and no insurance (I had it but I wasn't opening my car back up). Went to court for it, the prosecutor dismissed the insurance and red light ticket and let me do probation for the speeding ticket. Shit was cash. |
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Cops pull that shit all the time. There was a bit of a scandal in the local PD where I lived many years ago. A citizen wrote a letter to the newspaper about a cop who ran plates of hot looking women when he was out on patrol. His wife had been followed multiple times but never stopped or cited.
The newspaper went in depth and discovered that a large group of patrol officers ran plates on women at a rate of 15-1 vs men. The men were cited at a high rate and 80% of the women were never stopped at all but were followed. Leading to the conclusion That the cops were using their data base to get names/addresses/phone numbers of citizens. It's the age old question: "Who is watching the watchers"? |
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04-10-2014, 09:01 AM | #75 |
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On an individual level, the quality of the cop depends on the quality of the person, but as an institution, cops are ****ing scum.
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