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Jump out and put it to home | 36 | 76.60% | |
Pinch it out right there | 1 | 2.13% | |
Cup your hands and give it a toss to the bowl | 2 | 4.26% | |
You seem nice | 8 | 17.02% | |
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06-29-2015, 09:05 PM | #61 |
I like Pie!
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06-29-2015, 09:05 PM | #62 |
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There was this time back in 96'. Tequila was flowing almost as fast as the women. Anyway, fish tacos, beer margaritas, and ol' Montezuma's revenge tore my insides to pieces.
There is nothing like rooster-tailing a pin-stripe 6 feet up the shower wall and wiping that's left hanging with the shower curtain. I almost didn't tip the hotel cleaning woman, although she only had 4 teeth and a limp she gave a tremendous blowjob. I would have went for the blumpkin, but I didn't want any spray to get caught on her mustache. Ah, the gonorrhea burn was nearly as bad as my rashed asshole. The good ol' days. |
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06-29-2015, 09:08 PM | #63 | |
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06-29-2015, 09:28 PM | #64 |
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06-29-2015, 10:08 PM | #65 | |
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06-29-2015, 10:52 PM | #66 |
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This is the correct answer. Hover poop, then jump back in and clean your ass. Wait to flush till after the shower, obviously
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06-29-2015, 11:26 PM | #67 |
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06-30-2015, 12:05 AM | #68 |
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well, thats your punishment for not knowing you needed to shit before jumping in the shower
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06-30-2015, 12:08 AM | #69 |
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Geez there's some real waffle stompers in here.
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06-30-2015, 12:15 AM | #70 |
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No, this has never happened to me, ever. Good grief. |
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06-30-2015, 12:20 AM | #71 |
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Now this, I've done.
I was on the phone with a chick in the late 80's and was setting up a booty call, when all of the sudden, one started poking its head out. I couldn't tell her that I needed to take a dump and that I'd call her right back, or could I stay on the line because the phone cord (remember those?) wouldn't reach the can. So I figured what the **** and hopped up on the kitchen sink. Problem solved, Dane gets laid. |
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06-30-2015, 12:29 AM | #72 |
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Shitting in your kitchen sink is better than shitting in the shower /Dane logic |
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06-30-2015, 12:30 AM | #73 |
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If you shit within 30 minutes of taking a shower then hold this L for not knowing how to read your own body
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06-30-2015, 12:40 AM | #74 |
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06-30-2015, 12:40 AM | #75 |
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