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Old 07-21-2014, 01:42 PM  
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I met a hot girl at the club Saturday night
I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:17 PM   #61
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157.5 MPH is for children...
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:18 PM   #62
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Not dissing your car KC Native, but honest question. Where do you put man stuff? You know, fishing poles and gear, fish you've caught, hunting shit, camping shit, golf bags (for more than one guy), etc.? Where the hell do you put your deer, on the top of the damned car?
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:19 PM   #63
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Not dissing your car KC Native, but honest question. Where do you put man stuff? You know, fishing poles and gear, fish you've caught, hunting shit, camping shit, golf bags (for more than one guy), etc.? Where the hell do you put your deer, on the top of the damned car?

bend over and he will show you...
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:21 PM   #64
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Not dissing your car KC Native, but honest question. Where do you put man stuff? You know, fishing poles and gear, fish you've caught, hunting shit, camping shit, golf bags (for more than one guy), etc.? Where the hell do you put your deer, on the top of the damned car?
I'm a city kid. I don't hunt and don't fish. I'm not opposed to killing things. I'm just not getting up at 4 AM to go sit in a box and hope something walks by. Fishing is just boring and I don't like touching live fish.

Back seat folds down and will carry my golf clubs and another bag.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:22 PM   #65
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500 mph on average at 1200 - 1400 lbs of fuel per hour... Cruising at 40000 and above...
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:23 PM   #66
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500 mph on average at 1200 - 1400 lbs of fuel per hour... Cruising at 40000 and above...
You should fly a single engine Cessna and crash it like the rest of the assholes that fly them.
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I'm a city kid. I don't hunt and don't fish. I'm not opposed to killing things. I'm just not getting up at 4 AM to go sit in a box and hope something walks by. Fishing is just boring and I don't like touching live fish.



Back seat folds down and will carry my golf clubs and another bag.

- this post make me LOL
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:24 PM   #68
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I'm a city kid. I don't hunt and don't fish. I'm not opposed to killing things. I'm just not getting up at 4 AM to go sit in a box and hope something walks by. Fishing is just boring and I don't like touching live fish.

Back seat folds down and will carry my golf clubs and another bag.
Dude, you are in Texas, wtf? I couldn't live without camping, fishing and hunting. Anyhow, to each his own. I'm a country ****, but even if I lived in the city, I can't stand driving small cars. Can't see over the trucks, gotta fricken hunch down to get into one, and gotta change the seating all around to put anything of any size in it. My wife has a smaller car, and I insist on taking the truck.
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I was going to reply "sooooo, you are a chick?" but didn't want to ruffle his feathers too much
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Dude, you are in Texas, wtf? I couldn't live without camping, fishing and hunting. Anyhow, to each his own. I'm a country ****, but even if I lived in the city, I can't stand driving small cars. Can't see over the trucks, gotta fricken hunch down to get into one, and gotta change the seating all around to put anything of any size in it. My wife has a smaller car, and I insist on taking the truck.
Born and raised right by the stadiums and now I live in a large metroplex. Not everywhere in Texas is shit kickers and ranches.

I never have a bunch of shit to haul and if it's too big to fit in my car, I'll happily pay for delivery.
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I was going to reply "sooooo, you are a chick?" but didn't want to ruffle his feathers too much

Go easy on him he is scared of fish and his boyfriend lets him drive the really fast car....
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Born and raised right by the stadiums and now I live in a large metroplex. Not everywhere in Texas is shit kickers and ranches.

I never have a bunch of shit to haul and if it's too big to fit in my car, I'll happily pay for delivery.
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Go easy on him he is scared of fish and his boyfriend lets him drive the really fast car....
I'm not scared of fish. I've fished before. It's boring and I just dislike touching live fish (especially nasty ass cat fish).
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I'm not scared of fish. I've fished before. It's boring and I just dislike touching live fish (especially nasty ass cat fish).
If fishing is boring, you are doing it wrong. Try fly fishing.
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If fishing is boring, you are doing it wrong. Try fly fishing.
Yes, that's been suggested but I've never been anywhere that I could fly fish. I'm not opposed to trying it.
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