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(editor's note: I'm going to start leaving the score off the header so you guys can read the recap with a bit more entertainment value)
Week 6: Chiefs @ Raiders With $80 million in cap space the Raiders had a huge offseason (Earl Thomas, Jason Witten, Jermon Bushrod, Jabal Sheard, Captain Munnerlyn and William Moore) and have already roared out to a 3-1 start. Could the 4-1 Chiefs handle them? They couldn't handle Latavius Murray on the first possession, for sure. The Raiders took the opening kick and rammed Murray right down the Chiefs throat for a very quick 6-play, 73-yard TD drive that featured five handoffs to Murray.
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The Chiefs offense didn't help matters. After Jamaal Charles ripped off a 13-yard gain on KC's first snap, the Raiders sacked Alex Smith three straight times.
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Fortunately for the Chiefs, the Raiders domination didn't last. After a field goal drive, Marcus Peters shifted momentum with his first interception of the year. The pick led to a quick TD and a 10-7 Chiefs lead.
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The Raiders quickly tied the score at 10, but then rookie speedster Chris Lamont did what he does best: make a big play. With 1:26 left before halftime he took a 5-yard pass and turned it into a 76-yard TD.
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The Raiders then tied it thanks to a 40-yard TD catch from Jason Witten on the next possession, tying the game just before halftime. The game seemed to be turning into an old-fashioned Chiefs-Raiders shootout.
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Unfortunately for the Chiefs, the Raiders then began their sack attack again. Khalil Mack nailed Alex Smith to start the second half. The Chiefs were having real issues blocking the Raiders at this point.
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The Raiders then seemed to take control of the game, with two straight touchdown drives featuring Murray. First, he carried half of Kansas City's defense across the goal line.
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After a costly drop from Lamont and a Chiefs punt, Murray then ripped off a 72-yard run and the Raiders seemed to be headed towards victory. To make matters worse, Lamont injured his elbow and would be sidelined until late in the 4th quarter.
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The Chiefs refused to go quietly, though. Jamaal Charles ripped off a huge run, and a big Chris Conley catch set up a 1-yard plunge by Spencer Ware.
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The Chiefs then tied the game with 5 minutes to go thanks again to Charles and Lamont. A big run moved the ball inside the 20, and then Lamont got wide open for his second TD of the day.
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Murray then struck again, busting more tackles on a long gain and setting up his own 12-yard TD, his third score of the day, putting Oakland up 38-31. The Chiefs simply could not stop him.
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So furious was Murray's running that he injured Peters as he willed Oakland towards the goal line.
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The Chiefs had one last chance with 1:45 left to tie the game. But it was not meant to be, as two more sacks put them down for good.
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A terrible game for a Chiefs run defense that held the Jets to 5 yards two weeks ago, and an even worse outing for the offensive line. Will Chris Lamont ever learn to catch the ****ing ball? The Chiefs will have to do better if they hope to beat Andrew Luck and the Colts next week. Code:
Madden NFL 08 PC v0.0 Game Log - Chiefs at Raiders Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 OT FINAL Chiefs 0 17 0 14 0 31 Raiders 7 10 14 14 0 45 Game Statistics: Chiefs Raiders First Downs 16 12 Third Down Conversions 4 4 Third Downs 14 9 Third Down Percentage 28.6% 44.4% Fourth Down Conversions 2 0 Fourth Downs 4 0 Fourth Down Percentage 50.0% 0.0% Two Pt Conversions Made 0 0 Two Pt Conversions Attempted 0 0 Two Pt Conversion Percentage 0.0% 0.0% Offense Redzone Num 3 4 Offense Redzone TDs 3 4 Offense Redzone FGs 0 0 Offense Redzone Percentage 100.0% 100.0% Rushing Attempts 29 30 Rushing Yards 146 271 Rushing Average 5.0 9.0 Rushing TDs 1 3 Passing Yards 190 168 Passing Completions 18 13 Passing Attempts 34 21 Completion Percentage 52.9% 61.9% Passing Average 5.6 8.0 Passing TDs 3 3 Offensive Pass Interceptions 0 1 TOTAL OFFENSE 336 439 Defensive Pass Interceptions 1 0 Punt Return Yards 20 0 Kick Return Yards 170 134 Punts 3 4 Punt Avg 45.0 46.5 Fumbles 1 0 Fumbles Lost 1 0 Penalties 1 4 Penalty Yds 5 45 Turnovers 1 1 TIME OF POSSESSION 26:10 21:50 Individual Stats: Raiders PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING Derek Carr 13 21 176 61 8.3 3 3 1 47 108.3 RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM Latavius Murray 24 256 10.6 72 3 0 Marcel Reece 2 11 5.5 7 0 0 Derek Carr 3 7 2.3 9 0 0 Eric King 1 -3 -3.0 0 0 0 RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC Jason Witten 5 94 18.7 47 1 0 29 Lee Smith 2 41 20.5 21 2 0 3 Rod Streater 4 32 8.0 16 0 0 2 Eric King 1 6 6.0 6 0 0 0 Amari Cooper 1 3 3.0 3 0 0 1 KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS Robbie Gould 1 1 100 0 6 6 100 0 0 0 Marquette King 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0 PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS Marquette King 4 186 46.5 51 0 0 1 KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG Taiwan Jones 4 134 33.5 0 52 PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD Taiwan Jones 1 0 0.0 0 0 DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES CTH ALLOW BIG HITS Aldon Smith 9 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Mario Edwards Jr. 5 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Barry Church 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 1 0 Khalil Mack 4 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Curtis Lofton 4 1 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 0.0 2 0 3 0 Travis Carrie 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 4 0 Justin Ellis 3 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Jabaal Sheard 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 0 0 David Amerson 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 2 0 Earl Thomas III 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Davon House 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Ben Heeney 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Dan Williams 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 William Moore 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Jahleel Addae 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Marquette King 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 D.J. Hayden 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Amari Cooper 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED Donald Penn 8 1 Jason Witten 6 0 Gabe Jackson 4 0 Jermon Bushrod 4 0 Rodney Hudson 4 1 Marcel Reece 3 0 Eric King 2 0 Latavius Murray 1 0 Lee Smith 1 0 Jon Asamoah 0 1 Individual Stats: Chiefs PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING Alex Smith 18 34 252 52 7.4 9 3 0 76 106.4 RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM Jamaal Charles 20 142 7.0 25 0 1 Anthony Sherman 3 5 1.6 4 0 0 Alex Smith 1 0 0.0 0 0 0 Spencer Ware 5 -1 -0.1 1 1 0 RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC Chris Lamont 3 99 33.0 76 2 5 68 Travis Kelce 4 49 12.2 16 0 0 12 Tre McBride 4 30 7.5 14 1 1 5 Jamaal Charles 4 24 6.0 11 0 0 14 Chris Conley 1 23 23.0 23 0 0 0 Anthony Sherman 1 23 23.0 23 0 0 21 Antonio Emanuel 1 4 4.0 4 0 0 0 KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS Cairo Santos 1 1 100 0 4 4 100 0 5 1 PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS Dustin Colquitt 3 135 45.0 50 0 2 0 KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG Tai Campbell 8 170 21.2 0 25 PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD Tai Campbell 2 20 10.0 10 0 DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES CTH ALLOW BIG HITS Dontari Poe 6 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Keith Rhodes 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 1 Marcus Peters 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 4.0 0 0 1 0 Justin Houston 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Zach Brown 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Eric Berry 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 1 0 Allen Bailey 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Spikes 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Ron Parker 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Sam Shields 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0 1 0 Terrence Cody 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Phillip Gaines 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Trent Campbell 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Cairo Santos 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Eric Fisher 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Ramik Wilson 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Antonio Emanuel 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Dee Ford 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0 0 0 Stephen Paea 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED Eric Fisher 3 1 Anthony Sherman 3 0 Mitch Morse 2 1 Keith Mosling 2 1 Austin Howard 2 2 Laurent Duvernay-Tard 0 1 Game Log Ends ------------------------------------------------------------ Last edited by Hammock Parties; 01-28-2016 at 03:10 PM.. |
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Sounds like a Bowe pick all over again.
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Murray looked like Tyrone Wheatley.
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I actually think the game is overall better now. And I used to play Madden 2008 on PC a lot. There were plenty of issues with the franchise mode in this version. But I do miss the PC version. There was so much more you could do with it using apps to adjust things like the salary cap. I have Madden 15 on my Xbox 360 the actual gameplay is worlds better than Madden 2008 on PC. But alas, this thread is definitely entertaining.
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Good job, Jason, you are doing well with this team!
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This is a cool thread.
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Week 7: Colts @ Chiefs
Fresh off their butt****ing in Oakland, could the Chiefs stop Andrew Luck? You already know they didn't, so the only question is: did they score enough to beat him? The Chiefs shockingly held Luck out of the end zone on his first possession, but bad news still reared it's middle finger.
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Yes, **** you Chiefs! **** you, Berry! **** your ankle in many pieces! You are out for the season, buddy. The return of the "32" defense is nigh!
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KC's offense then did it's best to make up for the "break." Chris Lamont got wide open in the end zone and...
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DROPPED ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN! **** you, Chiefs!
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Following the drop, Andy Reid went for it on 4th down, and of course the Chiefs didn't get it. Andrew **** immediately scored a touchdown, mostly by completely ****ing Marcus Peters with Donte Moncrief. In case you're not aware (you aren't), Peters is having a horrible sophomore season and leads the NFL in catches allowed. He gave up 7 in this game. That's like one for every Chris Lamont drop.
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Trailing 10-0, the Chiefs finally managed to cross the goal line, and then Luck did what he does best: **** the Chiefs, with a ridiculous John Elway laser across his body and the field.
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That's rookie RB Ty Whitfield, the Colts' first-round pick. After that huge catch and run set up a field goal, he then took a turn ****ing the Chiefs with a 33-yard TD run all on his own. 20-7 Colts. ****.
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The Chiefs then threatened to make a game of it with a Lamont TD. But Andrew **** had other plans: namely, ****ing the Chiefs. That's a Colts TD, obviously. 27-14 Colts.
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Amazingly, this is where the Chiefs actually began to fight back. Chris La"drop" made this ridiculous **** you catch over two Colts. This led to a TD. 27-21 Colts.
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Then Justin Houston finally decided to show up and made the biggest (only?) defensive play of the day, forcing an Indy punt. **** you, Colts! Here come the Chiefs! 4:38 to go!
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YES! THE CHIEFS TAKE THE LEAD! LOOK AT THAT BLOCK BY SHERMAN! THERE'S ONLY 1:13 LEFT! ANDREW **** COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO ANYTHING WITH THAT SCANT AMOUNT OF TIME!
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Oh, **** you, Chiefs.
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Alex Smith threw a Fail Mary all the way to midfield for a pick on the last play of the game, and Andy Reid hung his head in shame. The Chiefs fall to 4-3.
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Around the league: Thickening and dithguthting. Jameis Winston with an incredible performance that brings him to 22 interceptions on the season! He should throw for about 600 yards against the Chiefs later this year. Next week: Buffalo Code:
Madden NFL 08 PC v0.0 Game Log - Colts at Chiefs Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 OT FINAL Colts 3 10 14 6 0 33 Chiefs 0 7 7 14 0 28 Game Statistics: Colts Chiefs First Downs 23 21 Third Down Conversions 4 4 Third Downs 10 9 Third Down Percentage 40.0% 44.4% Fourth Down Conversions 0 0 Fourth Downs 0 1 Fourth Down Percentage 0.0% 0.0% Two Pt Conversions Made 0 0 Two Pt Conversions Attempted 1 0 Two Pt Conversion Percentage 0.0% 0.0% Offense Redzone Num 3 3 Offense Redzone TDs 2 2 Offense Redzone FGs 1 0 Offense Redzone Percentage 100.0% 66.7% Rushing Attempts 30 24 Rushing Yards 189 116 Rushing Average 6.3 4.8 Rushing TDs 1 1 Passing Yards 339 371 Passing Completions 23 27 Passing Attempts 32 38 Completion Percentage 71.9% 71.1% Passing Average 10.6 9.8 Passing TDs 3 3 Offensive Pass Interceptions 0 2 TOTAL OFFENSE 528 487 Defensive Pass Interceptions 2 0 Punt Return Yards 0 16 Kick Return Yards 43 134 Punts 4 3 Punt Avg 40.8 37.0 Fumbles 1 1 Fumbles Lost 0 0 Penalties 5 4 Penalty Yds 50 38 Turnovers 0 2 TIME OF POSSESSION 25:50 22:10 Individual Stats: Chiefs PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING Alex Smith 27 38 371 71 9.7 1 3 2 50 106.3 RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM Jamaal Charles 14 59 4.2 15 0 1 Spencer Ware 5 19 3.7 6 1 0 Alex Smith 3 19 6.3 23 0 0 Anthony Sherman 1 16 16.0 16 0 0 Charcandric West 1 3 3.0 3 0 0 RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC Jamaal Charles 10 117 11.6 50 2 0 95 Chris Lamont 7 113 16.1 30 1 3 56 Travis Kelce 5 75 15.0 34 0 0 14 Charcandric West 2 34 17.0 24 0 0 31 Tre McBride 3 32 10.6 15 0 0 19 KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS Cairo Santos 0 0 0 0 4 4 100 0 4 2 PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS Dustin Colquitt 3 111 37.0 41 0 1 0 KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG Tai Campbell 5 134 26.7 0 37 PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD Tai Campbell 2 16 8.0 12 0 DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES CTH ALLOW BIG HITS Tyvon Branch 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Marcus Peters 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 7 0 Dee Ford 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Sam Shields 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2 0 2 0 Justin Houston 4 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Dontari Poe 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Zach Brown 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Keith Rhodes 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Ron Parker 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 0 0 Allen Bailey 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Eric Berry 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 0 0 Tre McBride 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Eric Fisher 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Tai Campbell 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Spikes 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED Travis Kelce 3 0 Antonio Emanuel 3 0 Eric Fisher 2 1 Anthony Sherman 2 0 Austin Howard 1 0 Mitch Morse 1 0 Individual Stats: Colts PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING Andrew Luck 23 32 345 71 10.7 1 3 0 48 138.1 RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM Tyrone Whitfield 21 146 6.9 33 1 0 Andrew Luck 7 40 5.7 10 0 1 Connor Neighbors 1 5 5.0 5 0 0 Ahmad Bradshaw 1 -2 -2.0 0 0 0 RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC Donte Moncrief 11 150 13.6 29 1 2 42 Phillip Dorsett 3 78 26.0 48 1 0 16 Griff Whalen 1 38 38.0 38 0 0 3 T.Y. Hilton 5 37 7.3 11 0 0 2 Tyrone Whitfield 1 33 33.0 33 0 0 24 Coby Fleener 1 6 6.0 6 0 0 0 Jack Doyle 1 3 3.0 3 1 0 0 KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS Nick Folk 2 2 100 0 3 3 100 0 0 0 Pat McAfee 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 1 PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS Pat McAfee 4 163 40.7 42 0 1 1 KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG Phillip Dorsett 2 43 21.5 0 22 PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD Phillip Dorsett 1 0 0.0 0 0 DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES CTH ALLOW BIG HITS Dwight Lowery 8 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 13 13.0 0 0 1 0 Tony Jefferson 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 6.0 2 0 1 0 Jerrell Freeman 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 1 1 Greg Toler 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 2 0 Darius Butler 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 2 0 DeMarcus Ware 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 4 0 D'Qwell Jackson 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 2 0 Vontae Davis 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 0 1 Ahmad Brooks 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Calais Campbell 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 1 0 Jeremy Pittman 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Charles Johnson 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Griff Whalen 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED Anthony Castonzo 14 0 Bruce Campbell 8 0 Coby Fleener 5 0 Hugh Thornton 3 0 Jack Mewhort 2 0 Khaled Holmes 2 0 T.Y. Hilton 2 0 Dwayne Allen 1 0 Lance Louis 1 0 Donte Moncrief 1 0 Phillip Dorsett 1 0 Connor Neighbors 1 0 Game Log Ends ------------------------------------------------------------ Last edited by Hammock Parties; 01-29-2016 at 12:34 PM.. |
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So how long is Maclin out? Lost for 6 weeks in Wk1 so shouldn't he be getting close?
Lamont not being a capable #1 has cost the Chiefs 2 wins thus far. Well that and their spectacularly bad run defense. A team that hasn't had a 100 yard rusher in 3 years just put up a 6+ YPC game against 'em.
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Plus, I started the game OK, but Luck was destroying me, so I had to play really soft, and then he started handing it to Whitfield. I do not want to face that Colts team again. I'm not sure what's wrong with my run defense. Maybe Spikes is too slow and Dee Ford too stupid. The Raiders have a really good offensive line. I'm looking forward to the rematch. |
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With mediocre acceleration and agility, seems like you should be able to get to him before he gets up to speed pretty well. Unless you're getting blown off the ball, which it appears the piss-poor Chiefs defensive front was having done to them most of the day.
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Week 8: Chiefs @ Bills
It's here! The Chiefs mandatory, annual game against the Buffalo Bills. It's even real in video game land. Eric Berry is broken and on IR, Jeremy Maclin broke his foot 6 weeks ago and is now "doubtful" with a speed rating of 54, and the Chiefs have the 32nd ranked defense. So the game plan for this week is: pound the rock, eat the clock, don't take so much cock. Oh, shit. A week after getting toasted by Donte Moncrief, Marcus Peters is now going to try and get Sammy Watkins paid, too. He looks like he stopped to take a shit in the middle of Orchard Park. Thankfully Tyrod Taylor kinda sucks and the Bills only get a field goal. **** it, I'm going derp. Derp is what we call an Alex Smith deep ball. He just kinda chucks it up to Lamont, who may or may not catch it. He catches this one. Heeey Chiefs! Real nice job, you have the lead, 7-3. Bet you can't hold it though. HOLY SHIT! The Chiefs get a turnover. It's Sam Shields first pick of the year. This leads to a field goal and the 32 defense is getting cocky. Tyrod Taylor is right in their wheelhouse. You do know this team beat Geno Smith and Brock Osweiler, right? 10-3 Chiefs. Pound of flesh, baby! The Chiefs get the ball back after a Buffalo punt and Anthony Sherman puts a Jihad on ex-Chief Husain Abdullah. That's what you get for leaving America's heartland, you terrorist ****! 17-3 Chiefs. The running game is CRUNK today. Aw SHIT son. Rookie safety Keith Rhodes just laid a hit stick on Taylor. The Bills get a field goal but who cares? It's 17-6 and they haven't stopped Jamaal Charles all day... OH SHIT JAMAAL WHAT THE ****. Suddenly it's 17-13 Chiefs and Bob Sutton's sphincter is tightening. You know that fat **** #66 didn't catch anyone who picked up that fumble. Not to worry: Chris Lamont gets another derp ball. Muhammad can't save you now, Abdullah. The Chiefs offense is clicking and it's 24-13 at halftime. Oh shit, come on idiots. I bench Peters at halftime for Ron Parker and you're still getting your shit gouged? DAMMIT LAMONT. YOU CAN'T EVEN CATCH DERP BALLS NOW?! Suddenly it's 31-26 and I'm getting that sinking feeling. PLEASE SAVE US JAMAAL. Abdullah is trying to run him down, but you know he smoked that filthy Muslim traitor. This is a 64-yard TD catch. America, **** yeah! Tyrod ain't no Andrew ****. Game over. The 32 Defense actually got two picks in a game. Jamaal is a ****ing stud. Game ball: Husain Abdullah, for literally getting owned by everyone on my offensive roster. Next: Midseason report. Can the 5-3 Chiefs hold on to their 6 seed? Will Jeremy Maclin ever walk again? You won't believe which Chief is leading in Pro Bowl votes! Stay tuned. Code:
Madden NFL 08 PC v0.0 Game Log - Chiefs at Bills Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 OT FINAL Chiefs 10 14 7 7 0 38 Bills 3 10 7 6 0 26 Game Statistics: Chiefs Bills First Downs 18 23 Third Down Conversions 6 3 Third Downs 10 8 Third Down Percentage 60.0% 37.5% Fourth Down Conversions 0 1 Fourth Downs 1 2 Fourth Down Percentage 0.0% 50.0% Two Pt Conversions Made 0 0 Two Pt Conversions Attempted 0 1 Two Pt Conversion Percentage 0.0% 0.0% Offense Redzone Num 5 3 Offense Redzone TDs 4 3 Offense Redzone FGs 1 0 Offense Redzone Percentage 100.0% 100.0% Rushing Attempts 40 25 Rushing Yards 198 155 Rushing Average 4.9 6.2 Rushing TDs 3 1 Passing Yards 229 219 Passing Completions 15 19 Passing Attempts 19 29 Completion Percentage 78.9% 65.5% Passing Average 12.1 7.6 Passing TDs 2 2 Offensive Pass Interceptions 0 2 TOTAL OFFENSE 427 374 Defensive Pass Interceptions 2 0 Punt Return Yards 8 0 Kick Return Yards 124 88 Punts 1 1 Punt Avg 43.0 48.0 Fumbles 1 2 Fumbles Lost 1 0 Penalties 5 2 Penalty Yds 45 20 Turnovers 1 2 TIME OF POSSESSION 26:34 21:26 Individual Stats: Bills PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING Tyrod Taylor 19 29 234 65 8.0 6 2 2 38 84.5 RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM LeSean McCoy 17 97 5.7 19 1 1 Tyrod Taylor 8 58 7.2 13 0 0 RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC Sammy Watkins 8 81 10.1 14 1 2 13 Charles Clay 4 73 18.2 38 1 0 43 Percy Harvin 4 24 6.0 13 0 0 9 Marquise Goodwin 1 21 21.0 21 0 0 6 Jerome Felton 1 20 20.0 20 0 0 19 Chris Hogan 1 15 15.0 15 0 1 4 KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS Dan Carpenter 2 2 100 0 2 2 100 0 5 0 PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS Colton Schmidt 1 48 48.0 48 0 0 0 KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG Percy Harvin 4 88 22.0 0 28 PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD Percy Harvin 0 0 0.0 0 0 DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES CTH ALLOW BIG HITS Jerry Hughes 11 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Husain Abdullah 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 3 0 Leodis McKelvin 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 3 0 Randell Johnson 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 2 0 Nigel Bradham 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Aaron Williams 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 1 Antonio Cromartie 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Preston Brown 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Mario Williams 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Ronald Darby 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Stephon Gilmore 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Ty Powell 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Williams 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Marcell Dareus 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Marquise Goodwin 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED Bobby Massie 11 3 Cordy Glenn 10 1 Eric Wood 6 1 Richie Incognito 3 0 John Miller 1 1 Jerome Felton 1 0 Brandon Fusco 1 0 Chris Hogan 1 0 Individual Stats: Chiefs PASSING CMP ATT YDS PCT YPA SACK TD INT LONG RATING Alex Smith 15 19 237 78 12.4 1 2 0 64 153.7 RUSHING ATT YDS AVG LONG TD FUM Jamaal Charles 25 137 5.4 32 1 1 Charcandric West 7 41 5.8 27 1 0 Spencer Ware 5 20 4.0 9 1 0 Anthony Sherman 3 0 0.0 0 0 0 RECEIVING REC YDS AVG LONG TD DROP YAC Jamaal Charles 2 78 39.0 64 1 0 71 Chris Lamont 3 74 24.6 32 0 1 2 Travis Kelce 5 39 7.7 11 1 0 8 Tre McBride 2 17 8.5 10 0 0 8 James O'Shaughnessy 1 15 15.0 15 0 0 9 Charcandric West 1 8 8.0 8 0 0 4 Anthony Sherman 1 6 6.0 6 0 0 1 KICKING FGM FGA PCT FGSBLOCKED XPA XPM PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS Cairo Santos 1 1 100 0 5 5 100 0 7 3 PUNTING ATT YDS AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS Dustin Colquitt 1 43 43.0 43 0 1 0 KICK RETURNS ATT YDS AVG TD LONG Tai Campbell 5 124 24.7 0 31 PUNT RETURNS ATT YDS AVG LONG TD Tai Campbell 1 8 8.0 8 0 DEFENSE TOT LOSS SACK FF FREC YDS TD INT RET AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES CTH ALLOW BIG HITS Zach Brown 11 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Ron Parker 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Dee Ford 5 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Tyvon Branch 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 10 10.0 2 0 0 0 Keith Rhodes 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 1 Allen Bailey 4 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Dontari Poe 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Marcus Peters 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 4 0 Phillip Gaines 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 1 0 Sam Shields 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 27 27.0 1 0 1 0 Tai Campbell 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Spikes 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 0 0 0 Cairo Santos 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Travis Kelce 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Shamarko Thomas 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Paea 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 BLOCKING PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED Anthony Sherman 7 0 Keith Mosling 3 0 Travis Kelce 2 0 James O'Shaughnessy 1 0 Austin Howard 1 0 Eric Fisher 0 1 Game Log Ends ------------------------------------------------------------ |
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So enough about coaching. Let's talk GM skills. How is C. Lamont doing at WR compared to E. King?
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Would love to see home mid-season team stats from around the league if you get time. Individual stats too.
Thanks. Great write up on the Bills. I could feel your anger! |
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