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MTG#10 · 07-09-2015, 08:17 AM

I dont know if anyone recalls, Ive mentioned this before a couple times but a close friend has a son that has Ewing Sarcoma which is a fairly rare form of bone cancer. He's had it since he was 9 and is 15 now, soon to be 16. In the last few months it has become extremely aggressive and he was put on hospice a couple weeks ago. His doctor doesn't think he'll make it until the end of the summer, as there are many new tumors and one behind his eye that is growing so fast you can actually see his eyeball starting to protrude.

Ive done everything I can to help this kid to keep him comfortable and as happy as possible the last couple months. When asked what he wants, lately his answer is always the same: to get laid. He doesn't want to die a virgin. Honestly I dont even know if he could do anything sexual but that's all he talks about now to anyone that will listen. He's even telling his doctor and hospice nurses. They all laugh and that makes him even more angry. Ive tried to explain to him that its likely not going to happen but its not getting through.

If he could handle the trip I'd take him to Nevada and find a legal brothel but he's not well enough to travel. Any suggestions?

Dayze · 07-09-2015, 05:34 PM

Glory hole.

**TinyEvel** · 07-09-2015, 05:50 PM

This was a very touching post until the second sentence of the second paragraph.

eDave · 07-09-2015, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

This was a very touching post until the second sentence of the second paragraph.

Kids going to get laid before Clay does.

/sorry Clay. It was too easy.

aturnis · 07-09-2015, 06:17 PM

****ing create an account on any and all dating sites expressing the truth. Someone will take pity.

Not sure where you are, but in lots of states, the age of consent is 16, so not sure if statutory rape is really an issue.

baitism · 07-09-2015, 06:20 PM

A happy ending is probably the best you can really hope for.

threebag · 07-09-2015, 06:44 PM

Roofie has some Hootie he could borrow

Jim Lahey · 07-09-2015, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Roofie has some Hootie he could borrow

Rudy tossed tigger's salad · 07-09-2015, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Yeah and he's sent messages to all of them on facebook just about. Several deleted him, the rest didnt reply. Probably creeped them out.

Brutal

SeeingRed · 07-09-2015, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by aturnis

****ing create an account on any and all dating sites expressing the truth. Someone will take pity.

Not sure where you are, but in lots of states, the age of consent is 16, so not sure if statutory rape is really an issue.

agreed...but the kid has to do it himself though...some chick would take pity.

poor guy.

Just have to screen out the fat and ugly ones.

eDave · 07-09-2015, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss

Brutal

Yea. That was tough to read.

Were you at MGT. Fly me over and I'll take the risk for you.

EDIT: I'm having a serious deja-vu moment. 2nd of the day. Am I dying?

C3HIEF3S · 07-09-2015, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave

Yea. That was tough to read.

Were you at MGT. Fly me over and I'll take the risk for you.

EDIT: I'm having a serious deja-vu moment. 2nd of the day. Am I dying?

C3HIEF3S · 07-09-2015, 07:24 PM

You could try contacting the Make-a-Wish foundation.

**CrazyPhuD** · 07-09-2015, 07:31 PM

You could wait until he's so hopped up on pain meds that he's totally out of it. Then tell him the next morning that you blew him the night before so technically he's no longer a 'virgin'.

Either that or set up a 'Go****Me' page for him?

baitism · 07-09-2015, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SeeingRed

agreed...but the kid has to do it himself though...some chick would take pity.

poor guy.

Just have to screen out the fat and ugly ones.

I think at this point, you take what you can get. Bring on the skanks.

**TimBone** · 07-09-2015, 11:20 PM

Let me ask my wife real quick.

07-09-2015, 08:17 AM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7404386	A dying boy's last/only wish I dont know if anyone recalls, Ive mentioned this before a couple times but a close friend has a son that has Ewing Sarcoma which is a fairly rare form of bone cancer. He's had it since he was 9 and is 15 now, soon to be 16. In the last few months it has become extremely aggressive and he was put on hospice a couple weeks ago. His doctor doesn't think he'll make it until the end of the summer, as there are many new tumors and one behind his eye that is growing so fast you can actually see his eyeball starting to protrude. Ive done everything I can to help this kid to keep him comfortable and as happy as possible the last couple months. When asked what he wants, lately his answer is always the same: to get laid. He doesn't want to die a virgin. Honestly I dont even know if he could do anything sexual but that's all he talks about now to anyone that will listen. He's even telling his doctor and hospice nurses. They all laugh and that makes him even more angry. Ive tried to explain to him that its likely not going to happen but its not getting through. If he could handle the trip I'd take him to Nevada and find a legal brothel but he's not well enough to travel. Any suggestions?
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