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Old 03-07-2024, 04:04 PM   #1
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I wonder what it tastes like.
Heh. My grandparents once had a duck crash through the windshield of their pickup that landed on the seat between them. They did make a meal out of it.
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Old 03-07-2024, 04:14 PM   #2
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Heh. My grandparents once had a duck crash through the windshield of their pickup that landed on the seat between them. They did make a meal out of it.
Do not recommend.

Once the meat is severely bruised like that it tastes like shit.
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Old 03-07-2024, 04:16 PM   #3
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Do not recommend.

Once the meat is severely bruised like that it tastes like shit.
This happened before I was born. They were poor, and already out the price of a new windshield. At least they got a free meal out of it. Plus, grandma was an excellent cook.
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Old 03-07-2024, 04:17 PM   #4
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This happened before I was born. They were poor, and already out the price of a new windshield. At least they got a free meal out of it. Plus, grandma was an excellent cook.
Yeah, I was speaking from experience...so.
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Old 03-08-2024, 11:56 AM   #5
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Do not recommend.

Once the meat is severely bruised like that it tastes like shit.
It’s a duck. It tastes like shit anyway.
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Not something you see every day. Driving in to work and bald eagle swoops down to get some road kill. This eagle and another had been fighting with a few crows. Problem was he went to get it when I was way too close to him. He tried to fly away but there was just no way he could get away in time.
I saw a bunch of bald Eagles smoking Cigarettes at a gas station in Ketchikan Alaska a few years ago. I said, "greetings majestic symbol of our great country and magnificent hunter." It replied, "Can I borrow some money... need about three fiddy." I said, no. "Then fu*k off!" it said as it lit up a blunt.

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I haven't had duck for a long time. IIRC I didn't care for it.
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As I understood it, the American Bald Eagle WAS on the endangered list but at some point was just moved to Protected or whatever. In any case, we're seeing them around here the last couple of years. I mean, I had never seen one in my life until about 2 years ago. It's kinda breathtaking to be honest. I'm sure as they become more common, it'll be less impressive, but if I see one, I stop and watch.

My wife was watering the flowers by the side of the house, and heard the scraping of talons on the gutters above. She looked up and out of the corner of her eye saw this thing swooping above her head and then it took off down the street. It was a bald eagle, must have either been perched on the roof or was swooping down and hit the gutter. Freaky...

They are BIG for sure, as the OP pic illustrates.

So, what did they do with it? Like, carefully peel it off and stick it in a box for tagging and disposal?
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As I understood it, the American Bald Eagle WAS on the endangered list but at some point was just moved to Protected or whatever. In any case, we're seeing them around here the last couple of years. I mean, I had never seen one in my life until about 2 years ago. It's kinda breathtaking to be honest. I'm sure as they become more common, it'll be less impressive, but if I see one, I stop and watch.

My wife was watering the flowers by the side of the house, and heard the scraping of talons on the gutters above. She looked up and out of the corner of her eye saw this thing swooping above her head and then it took off down the street. It was a bald eagle, must have either been perched on the roof or was swooping down and hit the gutter. Freaky...

They are BIG for sure, as the OP pic illustrates.

So, what did they do with it? Like, carefully peel it off and stick it in a box for tagging and disposal?

Go to Alaska. Bald eagles are like wrens or crows.
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