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05-06-2013, 03:58 PM | #1 |
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That's the wurst.
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05-06-2013, 04:01 PM | #2 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Sanitation work can be a tough job. Some guys just aren't cut out for the grind.
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05-06-2013, 04:04 PM | #3 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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Yeah, but he was with the Sanitation Manglement crew....they should have been on their toes ready to save Hugo before his toes entered the grinder. If I were their parents, I would ground them...all of them.
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05-06-2013, 04:09 PM | #4 |
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What a bunch of Brauts.
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05-06-2013, 04:12 PM | #5 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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05-06-2013, 04:20 PM | #6 |
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There is no suspicion of fowl play even though Jose is believed to have been porking his co-worker's wife. The co-worker was quoted as saying, "we didn't have no beef mang."
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05-06-2013, 04:23 PM | #7 |
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I heard the victim was a Buddhist.
He wanted to be made one with everything. |
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05-06-2013, 04:26 PM | #8 |
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Be careful if your menu reads this...
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05-06-2013, 04:31 PM | #9 |
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Moral of the story: Don't EVER trust an organ grinder...or their damn little monkeys!
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05-06-2013, 06:46 PM | #10 |
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The more I think about it, the more I worry about the people who had to remove him and clean up the grinding machine. His suffering only lasted a minute, but I suspect they'll be remembering it for the rest of their lives.
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05-06-2013, 06:52 PM | #11 |
Fish are scared of me
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Thats why they should have designated clean up crews of 80 + year olds with alzheimers
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05-06-2013, 06:52 PM | #12 |
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I love Mexican food.
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05-06-2013, 06:53 PM | #13 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Poor guy was just trying to get through the daily grind. After that kind of work you'll find yourself ate up at the end of the day.
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05-06-2013, 06:57 PM | #14 |
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Was it the chicken processing machine? If so they could reuse the processed meat! Although it might have lowered the rat percentage to unacceptable levels.
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05-06-2013, 07:07 PM | #15 |
My work speaks for itself!!!
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Undertaker (to family of victim): Normally, we put the deceased in a coffin or urn.....buuuuuuut in this case, we had to improvise:
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