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Clays theme song
As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind.
So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS. And of course the lyrics are NSFW. Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth. Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats. He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way. He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees. Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day. He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid.... |
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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09-15-2014, 06:57 PM | #64 |
I like Pie!
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09-15-2014, 06:59 PM | #65 |
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dude don't post pics of my gf
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Clay Is Legend.
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09-15-2014, 07:01 PM | #67 |
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09-15-2014, 07:02 PM | #68 |
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I think we ran the wannabe 40 something white rapper off. We're doing something right.
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09-15-2014, 07:02 PM | #69 |
I like Pie!
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Oh, and one other thing. You seem nice!
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09-15-2014, 07:06 PM | #71 |
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Without him, ChiefsPlanet is a 5 posts per day ghost town.
I would be stunned if AC doesn't pay Clay to do his stuff. This is all just Clay's Facebook page if you eliminate the Kotter mults. Simply Red can save us, but I don't think he cares. Dinny |
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09-15-2014, 07:15 PM | #73 |
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And in all honesty I don't hate or really even dislike Clay. He is annoying but aren't we all? I had a feeling he would take it in stride.
And I don't come here and claim my massive football knowledge, and tell you who we shoulda picked, or what we shoulda did, because that's not me. My time is better spent rewriting cheesy songs for you entertainment or lack there of! |
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09-15-2014, 07:22 PM | #75 |
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Nothing says no Super Bowl wins like Go Chargers. You can come back to the big boy table when your team wins a SB. Til then.... Shut it!
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