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wait....what? You got the wrong man locked up?
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Did they break into the upstairs apartment?
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER!
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Was the couple from downstairs having sex with the couple from upstairs and got into a big swinger fight?
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Were they having a fight about his desire to quit his job and pursue his ventriloquism act full time?
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Now wife just came in here to talk with us . . .
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You have even more reason to go down there concerned.....AND.... She'll feel a little bit more comfortable with you as well...... So.....why are you still here? go go go Become a CP legend! Now is the time to strike! you only live once! YOLO mother****er, yolo
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AHHHHH YEEEAH GUUURL
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Good job lying about the Help Me Help Me part.
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This story is starting to smell like bullshit.
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You're right.
It needs to smell more like vagina. Lit, get over there and show her how "liberal" you can be with your tongue.
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