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01-08-2013, 10:38 AM | #1 |
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This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.
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01-08-2013, 10:46 AM | #2 | |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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01-08-2013, 11:14 AM | #4 |
Everybody Lies.
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01-08-2013, 10:51 AM | #5 |
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Girls in the South are hot period.
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01-08-2013, 10:58 AM | #6 |
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I'd take his Mom.
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01-08-2013, 11:03 AM | #7 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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Why does that girl have a leather face?
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01-08-2013, 11:13 AM | #8 |
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That's AJ's mom in the middle. Also his girlfriend is going to have a horse-face in 10 years. This makes me feel better about myself. |
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01-08-2013, 11:16 AM | #9 |
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Mom’s puppies are about to jump the fence.
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01-08-2013, 11:32 AM | #10 |
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01-08-2013, 11:19 AM | #11 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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I would die if my mother (God rest her soul) had ever gone out in public like that.
Having said that...damn...
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01-08-2013, 11:30 AM | #12 |
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She is nice
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01-08-2013, 01:03 PM | #13 |
You gotta kill a few people
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01-08-2013, 11:35 AM | #14 |
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01-08-2013, 11:56 AM | #15 |
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Ok. I have seen better faces but.....you know me. I'D HIT IT!!!!
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