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03-21-2013, 08:16 PM | #1 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Location: London
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Pay off one of my surgery bills.
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03-21-2013, 08:26 PM | #2 |
pie is never free
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$1000?
Pay bills. |
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03-21-2013, 08:29 PM | #3 |
PermaBanned
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Several bottles of high-quality Scotch and a few cigars.
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03-21-2013, 08:31 PM | #4 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
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You might be able to buy a 42-year-old ex-cheerleader... Oh, wait, they're free....
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03-21-2013, 08:43 PM | #5 |
Ultrabanned
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Golf pass and booze.
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03-22-2013, 07:35 AM | #6 |
BOOM!1!
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Probably Jayhawks basketball season tickets, or a Royals season ticket package.
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03-21-2013, 09:07 PM | #7 |
Mod Team
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Sex Swing.....no question about it.
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03-21-2013, 09:24 PM | #8 |
DT CARD COLLECTOR
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My brother-in-law could build you one for a lot less than a $1,000. And it's very durable shall we say.
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03-21-2013, 09:48 PM | #9 |
The Lurkiest
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03-21-2013, 09:50 PM | #10 |
Mod Team
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03-21-2013, 09:11 PM | #11 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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i bet if you dropped $1k on a sex swing, they'd probably throw in a free zip mask and choke-ball.
well, at least any legitimate Sex Toy store would.
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03-21-2013, 09:15 PM | #12 |
Mod Team
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03-21-2013, 10:37 PM | #13 |
You Sweetie!
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03-21-2013, 09:17 PM | #14 |
The Maintenance Guy
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I changed my mind. I'd rather use that $1,000 to hire someone to punch me in the face for picking Mizzou in my bracket.
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03-21-2013, 09:19 PM | #15 |
You Sweetie!
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I don't know - but a Flip $50 Kobe Beef burger would be the starter.
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