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How big do ocelots get?
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Translation: Your wife left you for worshiping an ugly emo girl on youtube.
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That diagram is a fairly large one though.
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Look at those little spots! And tufted ears!
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I feel like they wrote this song for you.
Phish - Ocelot Ocelot! Ocelot! Where have you gone? Morning is over and noon slouches on Your stripes could all fade in the poisonous day When you see the sunlight move out of the way You prance with the beasts who parade every night And silently slouch through the forest by light Don’t be the only one left on the block Come hide in the herd and float with the flock Ocelot! Ocelot! Where are you now? You never listen to me anyhow You wandered and ambled you walked, now you run Knowing you’ll bake like a snake in the sun You prance with the beasts you parade every night And silently slouch through the forest twilight Don’t be the only one left on the block Come hide in the heard and float with the flock You prance with the beasts you parade every night And silently slouch through the forest twilight Don’t be the only one left on the block Come hide in the heard and float with the flock Ocelot! Ocelot! Where have you gone? (Won’t you come out to play?) Ocelot! Ocelot! Where have you gone? (Won’t you come out to play?) Ocelot! Ocelot! Where have you gone? (Won’t you come out to play?) |
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04-04-2013, 11:55 AM | #67 | |
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Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet
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04-04-2013, 11:57 AM | #68 |
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you don't get enough shit thrown at you on CP!?!?!
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The baboon in ace Ventura was cool as ****
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I like your idea of talking like Tarzan to attract them.
Me also want monkey.
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Me want monkey!
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I have a concern.
As we all know, Ocelots are fox-eared assholes. Now - what if you took an ocelot and it wasn't fox-eared? Would it then cease to be an asshole? If so - may I present for the groups consideration, the Margay: It also eats grass and appears to have an appropriate amount of batshit crazy to it. It just might not be, and let me stress might not be, an asshole. I would hate to detract from the noble ocelot, but some of us already live with assholes or have spouses that live with an asshole and are therefore not inclined to add another one. They may want to consider the Margay.
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