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05-01-2013, 01:49 PM | #1 |
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05-01-2013, 02:32 PM | #2 |
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And your first thought was to poop on it?
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05-01-2013, 03:17 PM | #3 |
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No. I'm a scientist. I made careful observations and recorded my results. Then I pooped on it.
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This reminds me of a story my friend who was/is a custodian. When he told it, he was pretty traumatized from the previous night's events.
He was cleaning the ladies room toilets and was in a stall doing what he did when the door was thrown open and a burly lady attorney barreled into the room, kicked open the door and was blowing mud....violently....as she sat. She acknowledged him being there during the act. Also.....this article is false. Talk to any custodian or any bar tender and the'll tell you that women destroy the work shitter all of the time and are filthier pigs than men in the rest room. |
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05-01-2013, 09:54 AM | #6 |
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Well, the story is true for some women at least, though. My wife for one. She absolutely does NOT use public restrooms to the extent possible, and for pooping -- forget it.
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When I was about 13 years old I went on a hiking trip to Philmont Scout Ranch. After 10 days of hiking in the mountains we returned to the base camp. I walked into a stall to do my business and there was a turd sitting in the bowl that was as big as my forearm from elbow to wrist. I was an athletic 155 lbs at the time, not some scrawny kid. This thing would not flush, and I was actually compelled to go bring others in to take a look at it.
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There Once was a Woman from Nantucket,
and she shit like a horse. I'm not very good at poems or limericks.
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There once was a woman from nantucket and she shit like a horse with no effort she filled up a bucket stunk out the office without remorse |
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05-01-2013, 10:19 AM | #12 |
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05-01-2013, 01:46 PM | #15 |
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"Still, women are widely believed to experience greater pooping anxiety than men."
DUH! men don't give a shit! (pun intended) if ya gotta poop...ya gotta poop. my office has the mens and womens restrooms directly next to cubicles! I mean, like, there's a cubicle with an employee working in it about 8 feet from the door of each restroom. now me personally....if I'm in a stall and someones leaving, I'll wait until the door closes to engage in audible dookage. but some dudes...I swear they must wait for that door to open and PLLLLLLLLLL (is that how you spell a fart/poop noise?) I mean sometimes it's so damn bad. and you KNOW those people sitting right outside the door gotta be like.....DAAAAAYYYUMMM!
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