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**Gonzo** · 11:04 PM

Hey guys...
Thought we could use a thread to help one another out with purchasing new and used games. Now that the next gen consoles are out and the holiday season will soon be upon us, many new games are going to drop. We've been throwing 'reviews' in several different threads or making new threads for each game. I thought we might like to converge and discuss them as a whole. Whether you're on PS3, 360, PS4, XB one or even a wii, PC and Mac, this is a repository for what you're playing and how you rate it.

Let's try to do a 1-10 scale for each game. Take into account the following:

Storyline
Challenge
Replayability
Graphics
Online functionality
Downloadable content
AI/npc's
Price
Length of gameplay

You can use all or some of those as a guide to score the game. If there are other aspects you'd like to tell as about with your game, please do so. These are just suggentions.

Please note what system, (if necessary i.e. It being exclusive to a system) you're playing on and let us know what you think.

1. Sucks, I'd rather watch Brodie Croyle play as our starter. This game is dogshit.
2. Don't waste your time. It's obviously been programmed by a bunch of chimps with syphilis.
3. I'd rather eat tapioca pudding out of my grandmothers colostomy bag, then stick my tongue in her stoma.
4. Meh, there's really better stuff to do, (like waxing my pubes) but I was lazy.
5. This is kinda like purgatory. It's not the best place to be but it could be worse.
6. Not bad at all... It's like I just scored a BJ from my hot first cousin.
7. Entertaining as all hell, kinda like the feeling where you just drank enough not to puke and can still walk.
8. Buy this game, I'm super-cereal. It's got stuff that makes my nipples tingly.
9. HELL F'ing YEAH! I'd talk more about it but I'm gonna be locked in place for a week just playing this ****er.
10. This game is like godfather two and the empire strikes back joined forces to **** your face off with wow. I'm taking all of my PTO days and going on FMLA.

EDIT: We can also discuss upcoming/all things gaming in here as well.
Enjoy!

**007** · 03-13-2015, 02:44 AM

Loadout at number 1?

Imon Yourside · 03-13-2015, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru

Loadout at number 1?

I didn't make it that far, i deleted it after the idiot with the i love my penis shirt on. Sorry u had to endure that.

**007** · 03-13-2015, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

I didn't make it that far, i deleted it after the idiot with the i love my penis shirt on. Sorry u had to endure that.

I endured nothing. I just skipped to each part to see where they rated everything. Was done in a few minutes. Batman at 18 was a little surprising.

Imon Yourside · 03-13-2015, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru

I endured nothing. I just skipped to each part to see where they rated everything. Was done in a few minutes. Batman at 18 was a little surprising.

Like I said, I didn't put any stock into any of that. The best looking game on there for me was easily No Man's sky, but I am not even sure there will be a pc version.

**Gonzo** · 03-13-2015, 09:16 AM

Uncharted being delayed isn't surprising at all. We all remember how many times we went through that with TLOU. Naughty Dog is by far the best studio in all of gaming and their games are always worth the wait. However, it gets so frustrating having to wait so long. Now we've been pushed back to Q2 next year and I'm starting to itch and get twitchy.
I have no doubt this title is going to be just amazing.

**Gonzo** · 03-13-2015, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

I hate zombie games too, but this game is different. The story is excellent and the game has many twists and turns.

Really? I thought the gameplay was great but the storyline was exceedingly cliche and a little boring.
I mean it wasn't bad but there was a lot of crap out of place.
Examples:
Jade getting kidnapped - So fing what? We had very little bonding time with her and over half the story with her was her being a bitch.

Rahim getting bit - see point one.

Ok I cound keep giving more points about cliche shit like the doc dying, Rais ****ing around and not killing the only GRE agent when he had a million chances to, him losing a hand. Etc. It was just lazy storytelling. I'll admit that at least the ending wasn't cliche. I totally expected an unhappy ending but was surprised.

frankotank · 03-13-2015, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ragedogg69

Alien Isolation is $13.09 at GMG. Is it worth it at that price or should I wait for the summer steam sale?

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Very much worth it. Your first playthrough take you upwards of 20+ hours at least. It's a very cinematic game. It's not my type of game but I ended up enjoying it quite a bit.
Some very scary shit in that one as well.

I still haven't got back to it since dying that first time. really pissed me off man. when something scares me....it makes me mad. hahaha. am I the only one?
now I realize I've barely just begun, but I gotta say the so far I find it to be pretty boring. just been too busy to game, but was thinking of playing something else instead.
it's REALLY that good?

ragedogg69 · 03-13-2015, 02:40 PM

As a child who spent most of my years playing Roller Coaster Tycoon, this will be the first game I will buy as soon as it hits Greenlight. LOL

http://www.themeparkitect.com/

**Gonzo** · 03-13-2015, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank

I still haven't got back to it since dying that first time. really pissed me off man. when something scares me....it makes me mad. hahaha. am I the only one?
now I realize I've barely just begun, but I gotta say the so far I find it to be pretty boring. just been too busy to game, but was thinking of playing something else instead.
it's REALLY that good?

It is very, VERY boring for the first 3 hours. They really wanted the player to acclimate themselves with the gameplay.

And yeah, it is just a good game. Especially later on when you can fight back. They could've done a few things better, (like the Savepoints) but it's a "shit your pants" type of a game.

Jerm · 03-13-2015, 08:01 PM

Man the first time in Dying Light being caught out at dark not near a safe zone is a real pucker moment lol....

Imon Yourside · 03-14-2015, 12:05 AM

Man I really hope No Man's Sky comes out for PC soon after PS4

**Gonzo** · 03-14-2015, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Man I really hope No Man's Sky comes out for PC soon after PS4

Holy shit that looks awesome. According to yhe devs, there will be over a quadrillion different planets to explore.
At first I thought it was going to be on rails but evidently not. It's an "open universe" game.
I'm looking forward to it.

Imon Yourside · 03-14-2015, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Holy shit that looks awesome. According to yhe devs, there will be over a quadrillion different planets to explore.
At first I thought it was going to be on rails but evidently not. It's an "open universe" game.
I'm looking forward to it.

I wish I could say the same, I refuse to play consoles. I don't know how long the delay will be between PS4 release and delayed PC release but man that is the ultimate game to me.

**Gonzo** · 03-14-2015, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

I wish I could say the same, I refuse to play consoles. I don't know how long the delay will be between PS4 release and delayed PC release but man that is the ultimate game to me.

I dunno man. This might be the game that pushes you. Lol
Seriously, I've never seen anything quite like this. I'll be getting this on day one.

**007** · 03-14-2015, 06:41 AM

looks boring

08-27-2014, 12:19 AM
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	All Things Video Games & Game Reviews Hey guys... Thought we could use a thread to help one another out with purchasing new and used games. Now that the next gen consoles are out and the holiday season will soon be upon us, many new games are going to drop. We've been throwing 'reviews' in several different threads or making new threads for each game. I thought we might like to converge and discuss them as a whole. Whether you're on PS3, 360, PS4, XB one or even a wii, PC and Mac, this is a repository for what you're playing and how you rate it. Let's try to do a 1-10 scale for each game. Take into account the following: Storyline Challenge Replayability Graphics Online functionality Downloadable content AI/npc's Price Length of gameplay You can use all or some of those as a guide to score the game. If there are other aspects you'd like to tell as about with your game, please do so. These are just suggentions. Please note what system, (if necessary i.e. It being exclusive to a system) you're playing on and let us know what you think. 1. Sucks, I'd rather watch Brodie Croyle play as our starter. This game is dogshit. 2. Don't waste your time. It's obviously been programmed by a bunch of chimps with syphilis. 3. I'd rather eat tapioca pudding out of my grandmothers colostomy bag, then stick my tongue in her stoma. 4. Meh, there's really better stuff to do, (like waxing my pubes) but I was lazy. 5. This is kinda like purgatory. It's not the best place to be but it could be worse. 6. Not bad at all... It's like I just scored a BJ from my hot first cousin. 7. Entertaining as all hell, kinda like the feeling where you just drank enough not to puke and can still walk. 8. Buy this game, I'm super-cereal. It's got stuff that makes my nipples tingly. 9. HELL F'ing YEAH! I'd talk more about it but I'm gonna be locked in place for a week just playing this **er. 10. This game is like godfather two and the empire strikes back joined forces to ** your face off with wow. I'm taking all of my PTO days and going on FMLA. EDIT: We can also discuss upcoming/all things gaming in here as well. Enjoy! Last edited by Gonzo; 08-28-2014 at 11:04 PM..
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007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $13920126 VARSITY	looks boring __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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