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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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If I don't like you, I'll buy dinner just so I can bail.
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MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $5979600
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I never go on a first date without being prepared to pay my way, whether I do or don't end up doing so. If I like someone, then, like Katipan said, I'll start offering to pay for certain things.
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Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Mac has a shovel down under or can eat that pussy like a Boston Terrier....that or lives in a town full of xztops and Discuss Throwers
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#694 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Not to dismiss his shovel or his tongue, but a man that can fix a car is a blessing to a single mother.
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#695 |
MVP
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $1422250
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I have no idea what Mac looks like, but a decent guy with an income, decent looks, and decent skills can make serious rounds in the area if he stays single long enough. If you're willing to travel out of the sticks and into the north land for even more fun you can make out like a bandit for years.
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In my youth i pray to keep
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Clown World
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $1422250
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It doesn't even have to be a car. It can be a sink, garage door, roof, window, lawn mower, rock on the driveway, hell just about anything. When you can save them several hundred dollars by simply doing an hour or two of work, the laws of supply and demand cause vagina to land squarely on your cock. The best part of all this is you learn how to fix this shit as a teenager when you grow up on a farm in rural North Missouri, or any other moderately rural Ag based area of the country. |
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#698 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
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#699 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Also, watch your cornhole, bud.
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#700 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $2732136
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jesus did you wear your bad idea jeans while working on the car. That sounds like a terrible idea. I am assuming the chicks in your area aren't like st. joseph chicks. Doing shit like that in St. Joseph you will get a pocket knife right to your nutsack as a WARNING SHOT.
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Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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I picture the dude from Sunny when he posts
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#702 |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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#703 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Casino cash: $1788244
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I'm sure they're best friends because they're total opposites, enjoy.
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#704 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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When I met my current I told my girlfriend "that looks like fun."
She said, "let me know when you're done." I am so glad she's stupid and ugly.
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Supporter
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $1429542
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Well I may have dodged a shit storm
the ex wife called and asked me if I had talk to Sam..the girl from last night..I said I had fixed her car..the while time I was wondering how ****ed I was..she said that I should start dating her..that she is a good person who has a great job..nice house..pretty..all kinds of other things I was thinking it is a set up..I asked why she was giving me advice on who to date..she said that she had been thinking about it and wanted me with someone she could trust with the kids and someone she knew was a good person Istill don't know if this is a set up..or if they had been talking about me and somehow decided that Sam and I should try a relationship..I am probably going to hang out with her and keep sleeping with her but not commit to anything for as long as possible to check out the situation As for what I look like and all that..I am a decent looking guy..nothing special..I am a country boy who can fix about anything..so that helps with the ladies..hell I guess I could post a picture of myself But yes it was a bad idea to start out with but I am hoping there is still light at the end for me to get out without getting shanked |
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